A child' s dream

Corrupted and tainted

As old as a Nursery rhyme

A tale as old as time

Follow the white rabbit!

Stupid Wondering girl!

Has she lost herself in her own wonderland?

"Curiouser and Curiouser" I mumbled walking through. Huge multi-colored mushrooms, exotic majestic flowers which towered over me, Butterflies made of buttered bread, Dragonflies truly breathing fire, Horseflies truly rocking horses, and the small door standing beyond gravity by it self. There were old vine devoured ruins of once dazzling columns. Moreover, a huge creaking metal gate. I walked into the garden my eyes widening in wonderment at this sight to behold. I kept walking through the garden until I saw that rabbit! I followed it to see the rabbit, gathered around, two twins resembling Jocelyn and Tanya, a girl about the size of a mouse resembling another friend Vanessa, and a giant dodo bird reminding me of an annoying friend I had. "It's not her! I'm telling you! This isn't her!" squeaked Vanessa#2."This is the kind of gratitude I get! Ive's been up there for weeks! Trailing one girl after the next! I was almost eating by any animal that could swallow me! Imagine that! Going about entirely unclothed! Doing their Shnokum in public! I had to avert my eyes!" said the rabbit looking at Vanessa 2. I stared in wonderment as some the flowers appeared to have faces! "If she is, she will be," said Jocelyn look a like. "But if she isn't, she ain't." said the twin which resembled Tanya. "Excuse me, but this is my stupid nightmare! I am who I am!" I huffed "See? The exact same temper!" said the rabbit. "I do NOT have a temper! Bloody Rabbit with a watch!" I snapped. "It is her, I guarantee it now" said the rabbit "Better check with absolum though, I don't think I could stand her if she isn't." replied Vanessa 2. "We'll walk with her," said Tanya and Jocelyn. "NO I will" "No me" "What right has you to?" "I have as much right as you! Ya great lump of-" "You could BOTH walk! Understood?" said the rabbit breaking the argument. "Do you guys have names?" I asked, "I am called McTwisp, not the white rabbit, as you so emphasize," said the rabbit continuing to walk. "My name is Vanumpkin, or Mallimpkin," said Vanessa 2. "Im Jee, she's tee" smiled Jocelyn number 2. "Who's absolum?" I asked curiosity eating me out. "He's Critical"
"He's absolute"
"He's wise"
"He's absolum!"

"What do we have here McTwisp?" asked a large blue caterpillar on a huge mushroom. "We believe this could be our savior, Can she Absolum?" asked McTwisp. "Savior? That isn't the first word which comes to mind when I think of my personality," I mumbled stifling a laugh as Vanumpkin gave me a glare. "Open the compendium," said Absolum lazily, "Compendium? That was never on my vocabulary tests." I laughed. McTwisp unrolled an old scroll that was labeled by days, times, and eras. "It's a calendar," I said. "The compendium, the scroll which tells of the past, present, and future of underland. Today is the Griblick day in the era of the red queen." he pointed to a picture of a girl, a rabbit, twins, and a dodo bird around the compendium. "Show her the Frabjus day," said the caterpillar taking another breath of the smoke. "Frabjus day! When you slay the Jabberwocky!" smiled Jee "Jabber-what?" I asked, "Yea slaying it there with the vorpal sword" said Jee pointing to a picture of a girl with hair exactly like me slaying a dragon. "That's the only sword which can slay the jabberwocky! If it ain't vorpal, it ain't dead!" laughed Tee. "That couldn't be me!" I said as much sword fighting I had secretly taken over the years I couldn't slay that creature! Whether intimidation or just plain cowardliness I couldn't! "I know! It's not you!" said Vanumpkin. "Resolve this for us Absolum, is this the right Andrea?" asked McTwisp. "Not hardly" said Absolum. Disappearing in smoke. "Oh, I was so sure of you." said McTwisp as they all went around me. "Little imposter pretending to be our little Andrea!" said the roses and lilies. "I told you!" said Vanumpkin "Told you!" said Jee "No you said she wouldn't be, if she wasn't" said Tee. "Im sorry I don't mean- wait! This is just some stupid nightmare! Im going to wake up and you'll all disappear in mist!" I shouted as I pinched myself. I closed my eyes expecting to wake up in my bedroom. Yet once I opened them…..

The same surroundings were about me, "that's weird, usually pinching always works," I mumbled. "I could prick you if you like," said Vanumpkin. "Well actually, it might help." I ranted as the small mouse prick me in the foot. "OW! Why am I still here?' I complained. "You should know the queen could invade anytime, and the hole won't open now. Use this to defend your self," said McTwisp handing me a white sword. As I grabbed it, I heard a huge roar and suddenly a huge white humongous creature with black spots barged in. along with heart card soldiers. I immideantly wanted to see how good I would be in combat with my training. Soldiers were storming in from all directions; anxiety tainted the air along with desperation. I hid behind a mushroom along with Jee and tee, as soon as we moved from that spot a man with a dark sword stood in front of me. "Ah, a new Andrea well you have a resembling beauty as the last, but I doubt your looks might save you this time" smiled the man. "I really don't care me and the twins will be on our-" the man suddenly tried to strike me as it turned into a ferocious battle. I would have easily won, if not for the fact he was a cheater with no honor. I finally gave him seven bruise, 5 cuts, 6 scrapes, and managed to steal his sword. I knew traveling at this size would be hard, so I took his horse, "Pretty looks have nothing on me, and try to flatter a woman better if you ever plan on getting anywhere with it" I said to him as he looked shocked. Jee, Tee, and I were riding for quite a long time. "I believe we go straight, master," said Blackjack, The man's horse seemed to take quite a liking to me for who knows what reason. "No east to Quese" said to Jee "No south to Snud" said Tee. Then out of nowhere, a huge bird swept down and grabbed Jee and Tee.

The bird carried them to the red queen's castle. "SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY TARTS!" she shouted as she lined up her staff of frogs. She ran into the room asking them all the same question "Did you steal my tarts?" she asked them until the 5th stayed silent and looked at the 3rd. The queen tilted her giant head, her white pale face, her over bearing light blue eye shadow, red lipstick shaped in its usual heart. "Did you steal my tarts?" she asked the third frog. "No your majesty" he said mimicking the others. The queen bent down to see him eye-to-eye and saw a speck of purple jelly on his lip corner and licked it off. "It's my Quimberry juice" she whispered, "I couldn't help it! I was so hungry!" shouted the frog "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" shouted the queen "No! But I have a family! Please think of the little ones!" shouted the frog as they took him away. A fish waiter followed her, "Go to his house and collect those little ones, I love tadpoles on toast almost as much as caviar!" she laughed as she sat down in her throne. "Your Majesty" whispered the man. He had a pale handsome face, short black hair, and a dark red eye patch over his left eye. She reached out her hand as he kissed it, "Ilosovic Stayne, You knave. Where have you been lurking?" she asked in a temptous voice "I found the compendium" he said in a passive voice as though it was nothing. Face it, the meeting with the young girl witch used to visit them burned into his mind. Has she truly forgotten all about us? Impossible. But, she will probably remember the white queen or the Hatter, Just watch, I will make her remember! Stayne thought as the red queen looked at the Frabjus day, "who is that girl?*Gasp* it's that little lady which visited us so often! Amelia or Amy! She is trying to kill my jabber-baby-wocky!" the queen exclaimed as He was thrown out of his thoughts. "Yes, but it hasn't happened" said Stayne "FIND THAT CHILD!" shouted the queen as Stayne was walking out of the castle "what happen to your horse?" asked out of the court hands. "It seemed to slip by me" he smiled remembering the true purpose of this mission. If I use the dog to get to Andrea before the Hatter, we may have a chance of dragging her to our side. Stayne smiled at his plan as he let the blood hound think of the rewards which were falsely advertised to him.

I got one person to story alert this! I already have the entire story typed...but since barely anyone wants to even motivate me, the i guess *sniffle* this might end up unfinished! *bursts into tears* PLEASE REVIEW!REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!REVIEW