Since this story is mostly meant to just be funny, sure the begining is kind of serious but once the detectives have all gotten over their denying reality bit I'm going to try and make it really funny.

I hope you don't mind that there will probably be some ooc moments... especially for Hakuba, I've never written him before and he rarely ever shows up so it's hard to tell if he even has a distinct personality. Kaito is a bit ooc in this chapter too, but don't worry he'll be his normal class clown self and freaking out about fish in no time ^v^

Disclaimer: If I owned Conan there would have been a supernatural or psychological development by now... besides the awkward situation and pseudo-supernatural powers some characters seem to posses

Please review or else~

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Having no desire to go out in public with my hair a total mess I did my best to arrange the stranger's hair into my signature look before heading out to investigate whatever was going on.

I had opened the door to leave the unfamiliar house when I found myself face to face with Hakuba Saguru.

Crap! Is this person that I've suddenly become for inexplicable reasons friends with Hakuba? What should I do?

Before I could come up with something casual to say he muttered something under his breath, "Crap... I was hoping it'd just be limited to me and Tantei-san..."

The stupid nickname was what made it click.

"You're Kaitou Kid! Aren't you?"

"I won't deny it... but for the time being it looks like you are Kaitou Kid~, Meitantei-kun," he replied, his displeasure showed through his tone but not on his face.

That's when it suddenly hit me.

"So, Hakuba is probably in my body?"

"Who knows," The thief responded, looking as though he wasn't worried at all, "we should probably go check it out. It'd be interesting at least, seeing Chibi Tantei-san that is."

So I'm a chibi then?

Unfortunately I had no choice but to agree with the thief -who looked way too relaxed being in Hakuba's body- it really was the best option in the current circumstance to go to the detective agency and see what had happened to my, no, Conan's body, in fact that's what I had been planning to do before I ran into Hakuba- or rather Kid.

I'm going to have a headache by the time this is over...

...

"GAAAAAAAAAAH I've become Hattori!"

It felt really strange to be looking at my own body while it shouted with a British accent. Well if anything it confirmed that this person wasn't Kudo.

"Calm down, will ya? If ya shout like dat den ya'll wake everyone up!" I responded in a shout/whisper. For some reason I felt really irritated, not just because I was suddenly 'Conan'... there was just something really annoying about the guy that seemed to be in my body.

I realized that the only person I knew with a British accent that would call me 'Hattori' was that annoying half-brit Hakuba Saguru.

"What de hell are you doin' in my body neway?"

"Hmm? Should I take that to mean you are Hattori?" He smiled, but it wasn't a 'oh I get it' smile it was more of a 'oh, this is just too rich' smile, he continued adding a disturbing chuckle at the end, "Well, you've always acted like a child, now you are one."

Suddenly his (or should I say my? It's my handsome face after all) expression changed.

"If I'm in your body... and you're in Edogawa-kun's body... does that mean Edogawa-kun is..." He paused, "BLOODY HELL! Edogawa-kun is probably in my body! I mean sure he's smart but he's only seven! My body will be acting like a seven year old... I'll never live this down..."

His mentality seemed to be deteriorating at a frightening pace, I just didn't have the heart to tell him that the 'seven year old' he was talking about was actually seventeen and smarter than he was.

...

I was panicking.

Yes I found it strange that I'd wound up in that hot-blooded idiot's body, I still had no idea how that was even possible. Yes, I found it strange that Hattori was in Edogawa-kun's body, but that was poetic justice at work. However there was something horribly wrong with the idea that Edogawa-kun might be in my body.

"Jus' shut up. Why don' we go check on yer body an see if it's Ku- ku- ko- Conan?" Hattori (in Edogawa-kun's body) suggested.

As much as I hated to admit it, it was a good idea compared to his usual hopelessly rash ones. I was forced to agree.

But I couldn't help but wonder what he had been about to say before he changed it to 'Conan'. Thinking back on what he'd said when we first discovered this scenario he'd asked if I was 'Kudo' could it be...? No that's impossible, there's no way Edogawa-kun is actually Kudo-kun...then again this entire situation is ridiculous...

Hattori and I headed down the stairs of the detective agency and were about to open the door when we heard people talking on the side. We both fell silent and listened.

"Crap... I don't have a key in this body..."

"No problem, who do you think I am? A lock like this is easy enough to open with out leaving any evidence."

"That's breaking and entering."

"I'm an internationally wanted thief, you think breaking and entering would bother me?"

"Good point."

By this point I was able to recognize both party's voices and decided that it was probably okay to open the door to prevent a crime from occurring.

...

Just as I was about to innocently pick the lock the door swung open and I found what appeared to be Tantei-kun and Tantei-han staring at me.

The person that appeared to be Tantei-han's eyes widened, "Kuroba?"

At the same time the person that appeared to be Tantei-kun had a similar reaction, but instead of 'Kuroba' he said, "Kudo?"

Their reactions made it easy to tell who was who. It was still a bit disturbing to see, but also extremely entertaining.

Meitantei-kun suggested that the four of us go to a nearby park and discuss the current issue, he clearly didn't want to talk about it in the house because both my and his secret identities were going to have to be revealed and it would be better if the Mouri's didn't hear any of that.

I'm sure you can imagine the look of surprise on Hattori's face when Hakuba heard that 'Conan' is actually 'Shinichi Kudo'... it was absolutely priceless, I'd give anything to have seen that expression on Tantei-san's actual face!

"So, until we figure out a way to fix this situation Hattori will have to pretend to be Conan, I will have to pretend to be Kuroba Kaito, He's going to pretend to be Hakuba, and Hakuba will have to pretend to be Hattori," Meitantei-kun summarized, "The biggest issues will be Hattori and Hakuba because of their accents... Hattori can't speak standard Japanese to save his life. Hakuba do you think you could speak in Osaka-ben?"

"I doubt I could use such unrefined language as this hot-blooded fool," Tantei-san replied.

Tantei-han clearly wasn't happy with Tantei-san's choice of wording, "What're ya talkin' 'bout! Osaka-ben is perfec'ly good Japanese!"

Their argument lasted the next few hours, before they realized that it was a completely meaningless argument that would change absolutely nothing. Once everything was settled that we would all act like each other and that I would go talk to 'someone that might be able to help' we parted ways and headed to wherever we were meant to be staying.