Vampire!Sherlock and Werewolf!John (Sarcastic):

SH: JOHN. I MUST SUCK YOUR BLOOD.

JW: YOU CAN'T. IT'S LYCANTHROPE-Y.

SH: Our love, it is forbidden. But clearly you are the only one who understands me.

JW: Hiding our identities, controlling the beast within, is it any wonder?

SH: This is so beautiful; it seems like something of a young adult novel. Stay with me forever, my love.

JW: FOREVER, SHERLOCK. FOREVER.

SH: AS LONG AS MY SEXY IMMORTAL HEART BEATS, IT WILL BEAT FOR YOU, JOHN WATSON.

JW: EVEN WHEN I'M ALL FUR AND TEETH AND CLAWS?

SH: ESPECIALLY THEN, YOU SEXY BEAST, YOU.

JW: *licks face* I LOVE YOU!


Alternate First Meeting:

SH: Oh, hello. Come here often?

JW: Yes, actually. I've never seen you before, though.

SH: Well, we should remedy that.

JW: Ooh, aren't you bold. What sort of work are you in, then?

SH: Consulting detective. Only one in the world.

JW: I suppose you invented it, am I right?

SH: Excellent deduction.

JW: Want to have a drink with me?

SH: If by drink you mean tea, then absolutely.

JW: You're quirky. I like that.

SH: You're not too boring yourself, stranger.

JW: Yes, well, thank you. Unfortunately, you're the only one who seems to thinks so. I've been trying to find a flatmate for months.

SH: Oh? I've been on the hunt for a flatmate myself, recently. A strapping young army doctor would work quite nicely.

JW: I never said anything about being an army doctor. Have we met before? I feel as if I have. Anyway, that's it? We've only just met and we're going to look at a flat together?

SH: Problem?

JW: We don't know much about each other. I don't know where we're meeting; I don't even know your name.

SH: The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street.