Sorry for the wait, Scorpion's Eternal... There's no way that I'm going to leave it like that! Hehe love your reviews, Scorpion! Enjoy the office scene-y stuff-ys. Will try to make this one longer...

I forgot to put what I wanted to for the (1) in that last chapter. The animals I listed where animals a couple friends and I used as hybrids... E.G.: Pamster = Pigeon + hairless hamster(I dont even know), Dorse(orignally horphin but changed since it sounds like whore) = Horse + Dolphin, Frotle = Frog + Turtle. The squirrel is just a squirrel and the penguin is our favorite: Retarded Penguin Eating Froot Loops. ... ... It's a long story.

I'm going to try and make this chapter long... And if Luppi actually acted like this, he wouldn't be one of my most hated characters. So I hope you like the alteration, 'cause I REALLY like this version of Luppi.

greek

gamoto=fuck

~xXx~

Grimmjow stepped out of the car and into the sunlight, raising an arm to shield his eyes and looking up at the building before him. In short, a bishie pose. A flowery backround gleamed with bishie sparkles, Kosiz staring up at her father with amazement. She'd seen many bishie poses, but never that one before. She thought he was absolutely gorgeous.

Nodding to herself, Kosiz crawled out of the car, snatching Grimmjow's keys, shutting the car door and locking it, before taking off in the direction of the building, her teal haired father running after her and yelling. She smirked around the keys.

She was going to like her new family.

~xXx~

Kosiz darted through the glass doors. And when I say 'through', I mean through. She didn't even wait for the aqua colored glass to silde open.

She bowed her head as the glass shattered, her body going in slow motion as it flew through the air, returning to a normal speed when she hit the marble floor and slid, trying desperately to recover from the fall, the smooth floor providing no traction.

She ducked into the front desk, a curly green haired woman staring at her in shock. Kosiz hastily ripped strips off the bottom of her pants, leaving the material's edge ragged. She divided them and gripped the rough fabric in her claws, scampering to the stairs and jumping to get the door open, letting go of her pants material and onto the carpeted steps with a relieved sigh.

She heard loud cursing and quickened her bounding leaps up the stairs and tugged the first door she came to with much effort, tumbling forward, and Kosiz was forced to run up the wall and jump off to the (as well) carpeted floored hall, people in the hall gaping at her. They pressed against the walls and out of her way.

The pinkette turned the corner... Dead end. She heard the door to the stairs open and now slow, deliberate steps were making their way in her direction. "Gamoto..." she cursed under her breath in Greek.

She turned to see a tall, unhealthily skinny male with a piano-like grin stared down at her. She snarled, then hissed in pain as the adrenaline ebbed away and the cuts from the glass made themselves known. The tall man's smile widened impossibly until the grin was in danger of eating his face.

"Well, well, well, wha' do we 'ave 'ere?" the man leered maliciously at the form with cat ears and tail, which was now snapping her jaws, eyes hard and glaring. 'Try to touch me and your hand'll get bitten off and a whole lot more' the off-red orbs seemed to say.

"Yer a feisty one, ain't ya?" The man's long, obsidian hair fell in front of his face, the one purple eye, that was't covered by the white bandana he wore, shining evily. Another set of dull thuds were heard and Kosiz almost - almost - groaned aloud. There was no doubt who this was.

"KOSIZ!" a voice bellowed. The hybrid winced. Busted. Her black tail curled around her waist and she twidled her thumbs(1).

Grimmjow stomped down the hall and stopped in front of the tall man. "Hey, Nnoitra. See you've met a friend," the blunette said, voice calm and slightly amused. Kosiz twitched and fought back a snarl; she hated that tone.

The blunette marched past Nnoitra and grabbed the back of the hybrid's collar of her black and grey longsleeve. He held her up to his face and she seemed to shrink into his hand. "What are ya trying to do, Kosiz? !"

"Papa..." she whined, "I just felt like I had to break them," she explained. Grimmjow raised a fine blue brow. What was she talking about? "You know: like it was a challenge in life I had to pass... or something." Kosiz elaborated.

"Are ya crazy? Ya could've killed yerself with a stunt like tha'! Not to mention that yer mama ain't going to like yer ripped clothes."

Kosiz scowled and wiggled, trying to escape her father's hold. With a sigh, Grimmjow dropped her, the girl landing on all fours and immediately lunging at Nnoitra's leg and sinking her claws into it.

"Hey!" Nnoitra growled, attempting to shake off the cat girl that was gnawing on his leg, though they were fruitless and only proceeded in causing the girl to bite harder. "Tha' hurts like a bitch, get off!"

"NA!" came the muffled reply. Grimmjow pried her jaws apart and held her by the collar again. Kosiz crossed her arms and huffed.

"Killjoy," she muttered.

The blunette sighed as Nnoitra followed him into the elevator, the obsidian haired man clutching his leg. Kosiz grinned inwardly, proud of being able to inflict damage on the creepy man.

The teal eyed being punched the buttons for floor 3 and the metal box's door slid shut.

~xXx~

"Hey, guys." Grimmjow called into the room, several heads lifting to acknowlege their co-workers. A busty tanned woman walked up to the two men, her blonde hair spiking down in a punk style. Kosiz meowed approvingly at the epic flowing fashion of the object of her attention's hair.

"Hey, Grimmjow. Nnoitra." she greeted, eyes softening when she spotted the hybrid Grimmjow was now cradling in his arms. She glanced up and Grimmjow handed Kosiz to her. The blonde scratched Kosiz behind the ears, the hybrid purring deeply.

"Aww~" The males' eyes widened. Who was this person and what had she done with their stoic friend? "She's cute. Who's the mother, Grimm?"

Grimmjow cleared his throat awkwardly and Kosiz smirked mischievously. "Papa's not exactly straight, or bi-experimental. And you can forget about him being asexual. I mean, look at him, he basically screams sex appeal." There was a snicker from Nnoitra; it was badly surpressed by his hand.

The blunette blushed a light red, and tried to cover his newly adopted daughter's mouth and restrain her from spewing out any more vulgar language - at least, for her age - and slapping his other hand over the bottom half of his face, desperately trying to hide his blush.

"Kosiz, that's enough," Grimmjow, muttered lowly, voice somewhat strained from embarassment. Nnoitra was on the ground laughing his ass off, and Halibel had returned to her stoic mode, looking amusedly at the cat hybrid who looked smug, back in her father's arms.

"Why? Not like you even try to hide it" - Kosiz snorted - "At least your not flaming gay like that Hirako Shinji guy. I mean, really, who wears stuff like he does at his age? He's just asking to get his ass kicked." Kosiz leaped out of Grimmjow's arms and to the floor with feline grace, "And he even backed out on his promise to get me some napalm. After all I did for him..."

Grimmjow sighed and Nnoitra's face was the same shade of blue as Grimmjow's hair by now from laughing. "Ko-chan, you killed a bird that he said was bothering him."

"It was a flock of birds, FYI. And I fuckin' got electrocuted by the power lines, too. Ungrateful bastard..."

"..."

"Wha'?"

"Wha' did ya need tha' napalm fer, anyways?" Nnoitra asked between peals of laughter, clutching the top of the wall of the nearest cubicle to retain his balance. Grimmjow groaned and shuffled back to the elevator, pushing the button with the triangle pointing upwards.

"Scattered reasons, really. Most for experimenting. The rest of the napalm would've been used to either deal on the streets or for favors. And by chance... my dirty business I haven't been able to finish to do since I've left the orphanage in Okinawa." Kosiz shrugged nonchalantly.

"And now tell them the way you did when your 'mother' asked you about it. Use your exact words." Grimmjow banged his head in boredom on the wall by the elevator; the metal box was taking forever. Was it broken or what?

"'ight. He asked why, and I said, 'Must you inquire about my personal life that I was forced to leave behind? But to answer your question, I would use it for several motives: most for experimenting on my nemisises. The remaining portion would be dealt on the streets or presented to allies/friends in exchange for previous favors that have gone unpaid." - By this point, Grimmjow was so bored that he'd moved to the elevator door itself - "Perhaps... my confidential trade that I have not be able to accomplish due to the fact that I have been absent for I have been adopted from the establishment I was held in Okinawa.' And in those words, too." Nnoitra had passed out from lack of oxygen, and Halibel's eyes were wide with amusement.

Kosiz grinned at the opening door of the elevator. Grimmjow fell in with a surprised yelp and the hybrid scampered gaily behind towards his direction on all fours.

"I guess I'll see you guys later, I guess." The pinkette sent one last smirk over her shoulder before darting into the elevator, knocking her father down, emitting a growl. Her melancholic laugh resounding throughout the metal box and into the office floor before the silver door slid shut and her voice faded away.

Halibel glanced in the general direction of the elevator before taking her place in her office and getting back to work on drawing various weapons since her facility was all about their weaponry.

"I just hope Grimmjow doesn't kill the girl out of frustration..." Halibel muttered.

~xXx~

Kosiz laughed her ass off in the elevator. Grimmjow snorted and rolled his eyes away from the shaking form. "I can't believe you actually took the time to look up words and practice saying it until you had it memorized. You nearly killed your mama with that." He punched '6' and the button lit up with a white light, crossing his arms and leaning into the corner.

The pinkette gasped for air. "It was soooo worth it, Papa!" She leaped into her father's arms and wrapped her arms and legs around his neck and waist - or, well, she wasn't big enough so they wrapped around around his abdomen - , respectively.

"Well, you'd better not seriously kill him tonight when we get home, and if he asks you how your day was and what you did, say. NOTHING." Grimmjow commanded, the metal box dinging open, and blunette pushed out of his corner by his elbows and stepped into the floor, his baby girl clinging to him like a koala.

"Uwaa, Papa, what's that?" Kosiz squealed, pointing to a flamethrower leaning not-so-innocently against an extremely high stack of books, all about weapons and destruction.

"Eh..." Grimmjow sweatdropped and set Kosiz down. Luppi Antenor poked his head out of his cubile, his overly long, pink-purple sleeves covering his hands. "Luppi" - the blunette snapped his fingers and the small, flamboyant man rushed over, openly cooing over the kitten hybrid - "Take care of her until lunch, would you?

"Sure, Grimm!" the girly man chirped, Kosiz looking a bit uncomfortable as Luppi turned his attention back to the girl. "So you and Ichigo finally decided to adopt a child, huh? And an adorable one, too!"

"Dress me up and I'll force myself to drink napalm," Kosiz deadpanned, trying hard not to burst out laughing and spit on the man's face in the process. It was embarassing, to say the least.

Luppi scowled and glanced up at Grimmjow. "I am planning you a date for tomorrow and you'd better bring all your favorite dress shirts or I'll kill you." Grimmjow snorted and headed to another worker's cubicle to inquire about what they were doing.

Kosiz looked up at the obsidian haired man. "Luppi... right?"

The man nodded enthusiastically, looked as if he was going to piss himself. "YOU KNOW!" he squealed.

Kosiz grinned. "Do you know an art store?"

~xXx~

Grimmjow nearly ripped off his tie as he bolted through the halls of the west wing of the sixth floor.

An hour prior, Starkk had called the blunette to inform him that Luppi had taken off in the man's pink Miata with the little girl, albeit saying it lazily and falling asleep in the middle of the conversation.

"If that bitch injures my baby..." Grimmjow muttered lowly to himself, leaving the threat hanging in the air for his own sake.

Grimmjow's phone vibrated against his thigh and he dug his Blackberry out, flipping it open and growling at the caller ID before pressing a button and bringing it up to his ear.

"Luppi, you'd better have a damn good reason for taking Kosiz." There was an excited squeal on the other end of the phone and a muffled, though no less excited, voice, which was probably Luppi's. "Luppi?"

"Don't worry, Grimm, she's fine. We're at the... store. We'll be back soon."

"Luppi-"

"See you later, Daddy!" Kosiz giggled, before Grimmjow heard the dial tone. He brought the phone away from his ear and looked incredulously at the blinking numbers that displayed that he had only spoken with the two for a little less than a minute.

"What the bloody hell?"

~xXx~

"Scissors." Kosiz demanded, concentration hardening her face as Luppi handed her the tool and she snipped away.

"Needle and thread."

"Be careful!"

"Got it, Luppi... Got it."

This went on for a while before all was still and Kosiz rose from her seat, clicking off the desk lamp and flicking the main light switch on, grinning proudly at her creation.

"I shall name him... Fredrick."

~xXx~

Grimmjow waited anxiously by the entrance of Espada Inc., foot tapping impatiently. Where were the two runaway devils?

Luppi's flamboyant car finally pulled into the employee parking lot, and right on time, because Grimmjow was about to kill someone.

Kosiz jumped out and ran into the building, giggling, without a word to her father, Luppi trailing quickly behind her, Grimmjow frowning and stomping back inside, one thought in his head.

Did they do something illegal?

~xXx~

Um... Sorry for the long wait. Took four days total to finish this chap, and it was scattered days... will try to write more since I'm FINALLY on Winter break :D So... the translations:

German: Papa - Dad, Daddy, etc(I messed up on the last chapter, Opa/Oma being grandpa/grandma haha... oopsies *sweatdrop*)

Greek:

Gamoto - Fuck

(1) Twidling your thumbs is actually quite fun and entertaining, to say the least :3

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