Sora the Explorer.

Disclaimer: I do not own Square Enix, Disney, Kingdom Hearts, Homestarrunner, Dora the Explorer, or Nickelodeon.

WARNING: Reading this may cause brain cells to decay.

I'm not doing this to make fun of Kingdom Hearts, in fact, Kingdom Hearts is a godly game, this is just a parody of Dora the Explorer. :)

Different writing style now.

Tell me if the Chinese in the story is visible. My Chinese is more like Chinglish.

Flame all ya want :-)


Ahem. As we were saying, Sora and Riku were falling towards their untimely deaths.

"Oh God please let me live! I have a whole future ahead of me!" Riku sobbed.

"Yeah, a future like being promoted to Riku's Clues?" Sora teased.

"Shut up! OH man why me??... Hey, we're not dead yet!" Riku cried.

"Yeah, I bet this is a bottomless pit."

"When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation…"

"… I've always had a fetish for Kari's socks…" Riku said.

For a second, all the air in Sora's lungs rushed up his mouth causing an audible laughter.

"Hey, hey man, back off, at least I don't have a fetish for Kari's shampoo!"

Sora's laughter immediately ceased.

(5 minutes of uncomfortable silence later)

"Hey, Riku, I think I see China!"

Indeed, the two boys landed in China, which was technically impossible for two reasons. In Sora's world logic, on ContinentOne World. Another reason is that you were immediately disintegrate after coming 3 feet away from the mantle layer of Earth. That is all.

Sora landed in a nice soft, plush carpet while Riku landed in someone's Won Ton.

"嘿, 您登陆了在我的被赢取的吨汤里! 离开在我踢您的屁股之前!" (Hey, you landed in my Won Ton soup! Leave before I kick your ass!)

"我必须使用洗手间推一把长的剑您的妻子的茶杯!"( I have to use the toilet to shove a long sword up your wife's tea cup!) Countered Sora.

"What did you say?"

"I think I said 'Where is the route to Los Angeles'."

The Chinese Guy was pretty steamed as he reached for his brass knuckles.

"您丢脸了我的客人和I! 准备死!" (You have dishonored my guests and I! Prepare to Die!)

In a few minutes, shrill, girly screams were heard in the Temple. This scene is so violently disturbing that we must interrupt this program from a word from our sponsor.

THEY WANNA BE THE DOMINANT SPECIES OF THE PLANET AND THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! DESTROY US ALLLLLL!

And now we're back.

(57 Potions and a Curaga Spell later)

"Well, at least we got the friggin page."

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Next time on Sora the Explorer: Stuff happens and they find another page. Oh, and more Riku pain.


Short Chapter. Sue me.