Because you guys are beautiful people (and I couldn't wait for a week), here's the next chapter! It's shorter than the previous one, but it has a special, one-of-a-kind performance by Hot and Dangerous ;)
Again, this isn't mine. I'd be a billionaire if it was and last time I checked, I wasn't a billionaire. Sad face.
GGW was backstage before the talent show started. They were huddled in a circle. Millicent, Luna, Ginny and Pansy were all in their costumes while Hermione was in a short, shimmery black dress that came to the top of her thighs. She was dressed for being an emcee. The other girls were wearing tight, black liquid leggings that were cut to just below their hip bones and sequined, strapless crop tops that showed off their belly button piercings. Pansy was wearing pink, Ginny was wearing green, Millicent was wearing blue and Luna was wearing yellow. They also had sequined eye masks that matched their costumes to conceal their identity. Hermione had a purple top, mask and leggings waiting backstage to change into before their performance. The girls were ready to blow the audience (and the guys) away.
"Hermione, you look amazing!" Pansy said. Hermione looked down. Her dress reflected the multicolored lights in the Great Hall, which had been transformed into a theatre with enough seats for the whole school. The dress was rather short and Hermione was wearing 5" stiletto platform heels. Her hair matched the other girls, smoothly straightened. All of the girls were wearing similar make-up, smoky black eyes and red lips. The other girls were wearing the same shoes as Hermione, which they were going to dance in. They had been practicing a lot to be able to dance in those heels. They had also persuaded Neville, after finding out about his rap abilities from Millicent, to perform the rap parts of their songs. The guys had also gotten Hermione to sing a small part in one of their songs. They had also picked their song for revealing Hermione and Draco's relationship.
"Ready?" they heard Professor McGonagall yell. She was kind of freaking out. There were a lot more performers that she would have ever dreamed.
Meanwhile, the guys were making their own check in a different dressing room. They were just wearing dark jeans and simple white tees. Based on Pansy's joke from a month ago, they were actually planning on taking off their shirts. They were all rather ripped and muscular. They were wearing black eye masks, somewhat like superhero masks. Hermione was going to sing in one of their songs, and Neville was rapping in the girls' songs. They were going to be going first in the performance order, since Hermione needed some time to change. Draco had a blazer on over his tee because he needed to look fancy for his emcee job.
"Mr. Malfoy! Miss Granger! Places!" McGonagall called. Everyone had been seated and they were ready for the show to start.
Draco and Hermione met sidestage before they had to go on and start the show. His eyes widened as he took in her appearance.
"Babe? Are you alive?" Hermione waved at him. His mouth was open and his eyes were vacant.
"Oh yeah. I'm definitely alive. Damn baby, you look so beautiful!" Draco enthused, "I love this, and you, so much" he said.
"Aw thank you babe. You look pretty hot too. Ready?" she said.
"Yeah. Let's do it!" he said. And they walked onto the stage that had been set up at the front of the Great Hall.
The roar of the crowd greeted them. Draco and Hermione were some of the most popular people in the school (along with the rest of their group).
"Hey guys!" Draco yelled. They had the Sonorus charm on, but they still had to yell to be heard over the crowd.
"What's up Hogwarts?" Hermione said.
The crowd roared at them.
"Well, we have a treat for you tonight!" Draco said.
"Your fellow students are ready to showcase their talents!" Hermione yelled.
"Now, give it up for Lavender Brown!" Draco said, then he and Hermione walked off the stage as Lavender Brown walked on. She was dressed like a total slut in a skimpy, tight, short dress that she simply overflowed. Her make-up was caked on and she looked terrible. She began to sing. And she sounded like a dying whale going though a meat grinder. After thirty seconds, she was booed off the stage.
Draco and Hermione walked back onto the stage, Draco noticeably restraining laughter.
"Well, now that that's over…"Draco laughed. Hermione smacked him on the chest.
"Well, good job Lavender," Hermione said. It was obvious that she was lying through her teeth, but some people applauded politely.
"Now, we have Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan, with a comedy act! Let's hope they're as funny as the last act!" Draco said, and then ran off the stage before Hermione could hit him. She followed him off the stage, waving her arms in the air and muttering curse words.
Dean and Seamus ran onto the stage, yelling and waving at the crowd. Suddenly, Seamus threw something down, and there was a huge explosion. The crowd gasped when the smoke cleared, for the two boys had disappeared. Suddenly, there was a loud bang from the back of the Great Hall, which made everyone turn around. The two boys were there, wearing 18th century period gowns. They looked down, and seeing their dresses, ran off to Gryffindor tower.
Hermione and Draco walked out onto the stage again; both wearing mystified expressions.
"Well, that was…I'm not sure what that was," Draco said.
"Anyways, next we have Parvati and Padma Patil doing a gymnastics routine!" Hermione yelled. The two went offstage again as the Indian twins ran on. They then proceeded to do a stunning array of seemingly impossible gymnastics and tumbling tricks. The crowd went wild. The two girls could turn themselves into pretzels and do several crazy backflips, round-offs, and other tricks. They finished and went offstage to the thundering applause of the crowd.
"Wow! That was amazing!" Hermione said loudly.
"Yeah, how did they do some of that stuff?" Draco said.
"Well, now we have Colin Creevey, who will be juggling various objects, such as chainsaws and nuclear warheads!" Hermione said.
"Go Colin!" Draco yelled. Then the two went offstage again.
All the acts were over, and it was their turn. Hermione was going to be announcing the guys and Draco would announce the girls.
"And now, to entertain you, the best crowd ever, while the judges deliberate, we have a brand-new band! Give it up for Hot and Dangerous!" Hermione screamed.
The curtain rose, revealing the five guys standing in spotlights with their backs to the crowd. The other lights were completely off.
"Hey guys! How y'all doing tonight?" Draco yelled. They couldn't see his face.
The crowd roared.
"Well, here's our first song! Get ready!" he yelled, as the rest of the band began the intro to I Like How It Feels by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull.
It's my time
It's my life,
I can do what I like
For the price of a smile, I gotta take it to right
So I keep living, cause the feel's right
And it's so nice, and I'd do it all again
This time, it's forever
It gets better, and I I, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
So just turn it up, let me go
I'm alive, yes and no, never stop
Give me more, more, more
Cause I like how it feels
Ooh yeah, I like how it feels
You know I like how it feels
Oh yeah I like how it feels
Should we love, makes us won
Let's make a beautiful world
Take my hand, it's alright
Cuz tonight, we can fly
So we keep living, cause the feel's right
And it's so nice, and I'd do it all again
This time, it's forever
It gets better, and I I, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
I like how it feels, I like how it feels
So just turn it up, let me go
I'm alive, yes and no, never stop
Give me more, more, more
Cause I like how it feels
Ooh yeah, I like how it feels
You know I like how it feels
Oh yeah I like how it feels
Then Neville started rapping, which made the crowd scream.
Will ya consider the best, I consider mediocre
I want my bank account like carlos slim's, or at least mini oprah
Baby just close your eyes, and imagine any part in the world, i've been there
I'm like global warming, anything I just start to heat the things up, but I've been here
Time traveller, two time zones, give me some of my vodka any zone,
Enrique Iglesias, and translation, Enrique Churches, confession
Dale mamita, dimelo todo, alante tu hombre, yo me hago el bobo
No te preocupes, baby for real
Because you gon like how it feels
And the rest of the band joined in singing the last part of the song,
Cause I like how it feels
Ooh yeah, I like how it feels
You know I like how it feels
Oh yeah I like how it feels
I like how it feels...I like how it feels...
The crowd screamed at the end of the song.
"You guys are amazing!" Harry yelled.
"Okay guys, and now!" Draco yelled. The guys began playing the beginning of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5. Hermione was going to sing the Christina Aguilera part and the other guys would sing more in this song.
Draco started to sing.
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away, and make it okay
I swear I'll behave
You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
now i make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a shit
And it goes like this
Then all of the guys started singing the chorus.
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you
all the moves like Jagge
rI got the moves like Jagger
I got the mooooooves...like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like jagger
I got the moves like jagger
I got the mooooooves...like jagger
Harry started singing.
Maybe it's hard when it feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I'll make you believe
That I've got the key
So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
Oh yeah, yeah
And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you all the moves like Jagger
I got the moves like Jagger
I got the mooooooves...like Jagger
I don't even try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger
I got the moves like Jagger
I got the mooooooves...like Jagger
Hermione walked on stage, already dressed for her performance in the shiny leggings and tiny purple shimmery top. She began singing.
You want to know how to make me smile
Take control own me just for the night
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, rub me right
But if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this
And it goes like this!
Which all of the guys sang.
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me til' you're drunk
And I'll show you
All the moves like Jagger
I got the moves like Jagger
I got the mooooooves...like Jagger
I don't even try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger
I got the moves like Jagger
I got the mooooooves...like Jagger X2
The guys all bowed. Hermione had walked offstage after her brief solo.
"And next, a song we think you'll all appreciate!" Blaise shouted. The guys' instruments vanished back to their dorm and the intro music to Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO began.
Super cool
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new la freak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Red Foo with the big afro
An like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
And Neville whipped off his shirt, to cheers and screams from the female members of the crowd.
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
Ron followed Neville's example, also accompanied by cheers and screams.
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
Yo, when I'm at the mall, security just can't find them all
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (whaat?)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service (watch!)
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
Harry and Blaise took off their shirts, this time throwing them into the crowd. Some crazy fan girls started fighting for the shirts. Now Draco was the only member left with a shirt.
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
And Draco's shirt left his body. Screams and cheers were heard from the girls in the crowd. Draco didn't throw his shirt into the crowd however. He had to put it back on afterwards so he could announce the girls.
I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it
Ayyy
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out, check it out...Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah (x3)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wig-yea, yea
Do the wiggle, man
I do the wiggle, man (yea)
I'm sexy and I know it...
Ayyy, yeah (Ahhhh)
Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out(Ahhhh)
Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out...
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.
The guys, by far, had the sexiest bodies of all of Hogwarts. They all played Quidditch, and Neville, Harry and Ron had gotten Draco and Blaise into soccer, which toned them even more. Their muscles glistened with a slight sheen of sweat. Performing was hard work.
"Thank you guys so much!" Harry yelled.
"Best crowd ever!" Blaise yelled.
"See you later!" Draco yelled, as the lights faded to black.
Well? I think that went alright. I have one more chapter ready (it'll probably be up by the end of this week), but after that it'll take longer because I actually have to write more *gasp* and I have finals next week, but I love writing so I'll have more stuff soon.Oh, and review? Pretty please? I need ideas!
