The Explanation
The tall, skinny, pale white woman lifted the hatch of my locked window as if she did it every day. She was wearing stilettos that stuck into the floor and blue skinny jeans along with a thick overcoat and a red and green scarf. She obviously was following the Christmas trend with red and green because it was around that time of year.
She slowly walked toward Edward and snatched the magazine out of his pale hands and kissed him lightly on the cheek. I sat there astonished, because I've never seen this strange, but beautiful woman before. Had Edward been cheating on me? I couldn't believe the British Boy would possibly do that, especially with our undying love. Then to another surprise she took his hands and forced them around her waist, then forced her lips first on his forehead and went straight for his li—
"STOP! What the hell to you think you're doing to my man?! Edward, why are you letting her do this to you? How does she know your name? Are you cheating on me?" I felt as if I was a mean talk show host that was trying to get the "411", like Ellen DeGeneres, Steve Wilkos, Jerry Springer, etc.
"Bella, love I can expl—"
"Love? What do you mean love Eddie; I'm your love, forever and always! We said on the boat ride of the Titanic. You just sit here and say that in front of my face! I mean, who is this human?" The mysterious woman shouted at "Eddie" in a scolding tone, almost identical to mine, and there was no accent.
"Bella, meet Zafrina. Zafrina, meet Bella. I met Zafrina in the 1900's, Bella, and Zafrina, I met Bella two years ago. I had a little relationship, with Zafrina, on the ship, nothing big, and I love Bella now, I'm absolutely over you, Zafrina. May you leave? Bella was just about to lose her virginity, to me."
"Zaf—whatever your name is, I need to ask you something. What did you mean when you said," I'm ready to finish her off!"? I butted in before I let her answer Edward's question as a big YES, for, I will leave.
"Oh, I meant that as a little game. After the boat had sunk, we traveled to Paris, which by the way is so hard not to feed on, a woman came and she was going to kill him if he didn't give her his money. That's mugging for you. Anyways, we told each other that if someone dare hurt us, then we'd save each other, so I said I would finish her off. But in a big city like that, we were separated by the other muggers whom Edward was taken captive by for some reason, and I didn't kill that woman. Oh, and Edward, darling, I'm very sorry I didn't tell you that I was a vampire, but I'm more sorry I've come into your life at a time like this. I'll go and see your physco sister, Alice." Zafrina said, and without another word, she was out of my house in a snap.
"Edward, you never told me you had another girlfriend. Did you not tell me that you had a thing with her because it wasn't big?" I spoke up and I was calmer knowing he wasn't cheating on me anymore.
"Yes, love. I'm sorry I wasn't truthful, like at first, President Washington wasn't truthful to his father about the cherry tree being destroyed, or in this reality, Angelina Jolie wasn't truthful to Brad Pitt about something ridiculous. Those magazines and their faulty dramas. "Now, where were we?"
I lay down and we started rolling around in my soft bed, kissing each other fiercely as I got sweatier and sweatier. I felt pleasure as we "did it."
