Wendy is naked ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: this story is a reward to FunnyTina677 for doing my challenge
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Wendy groaned after hitting the ground, she slowly lifted herself off the ground-
VROOM!
Just in time to spot a weird car thundering toward her! Adrenaline taking over, she quickly gets to her feet. The driver promptly wolf-whistles and crashes his car into a fire hydrant because he's too busy gaping at her.
Remembering her nudity, Wendy quickly covered herself embarrassed, only to be forced to uncover to doge another car-
CRASH!
Which was also quick to crash due to the driver being 'distracted' by Wendy-
CRASH!
Yet another 'distracted' driver-
CRASH!
And another!
CRASH!
And another!
CRASH!
And another!
CRASH!
And...well, you get the idea-
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
CRASH!
"And this is why men shouldn't drive, yah deviants!" Shouted an enraged pedestrian Nonna...
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Dipper watched from the sidelines, unable to believe his luck. "YES! I can escape undetected while she's busy dodging traffic...or get run over...and die...because I lead her here..."
Dipper groaned and ran to help her, "GAH! I HATE being the good guy!" He shouts to himself frustrated!
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Wendy panted in exhaustion as she kept up dodging..but it was getting ugly, their was a one hundred car pile-up all around her! Their was no more room for her to maneuver or run! She saw the sixty cars coming at her...and prayed to her ancestors for a painless end...
BOOM!
Wendy frowned at the noise...and the fact she wasn't mangled...she looked around and saw that all the cars and wreckage were being lifted away from her by a mobile crane magnet. She turned to it just in time to see...the white Rabbit jump out of the control seat!?
"Hey, you! Come back!" Shouts Wendy as she chases after the Rabbit-
CRASH!
Only to smack right into a man with a mask, cigar, striped shirt, and large sack! "Hey why don't you watch where your- NAKED!?" Shouted the man happily as he gives an excited wolf-whistle...and then gets an idea!
"Here you go, Joe! You clearly need this more then me!" Shouts the guy as he throws the sack to Wendy. "Wait, what!?" Shouted an embarrassed Wendy.
"Where'd he go!?" Shouts an angry mob coming out of a nearby alley.
"There she is!" Shouts the robber pointing at Wendy. "She's the thief! And she's a pervert too!" Shouts the Robber.
Wendy looks at him in disbelief, "Oh, please!" She snorted dismissively. "Your dressed like a stereotypical crook, how stupid do you think people-
"GET THE PERVERT!" Screams the Mob as they run after Wendy!
"Oh, come on!" Shouts a flustered Wendy as she's forced to run naked through the streets with everyone laughing/yelling/wolf-whistling at her...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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