Get naked or go home
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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AN: this story is a reward to Zim'sMostLoyalServant
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"Timmy Turner! Where do you think your going!?"
Timmy, having scrounged for bits and pieces to form a mismatch ensemble to cover his modesty. Ttires to turn to his naked mother without looking directly at her.
"Uh...I'm going to school?" He asks confused.
"Not like that, your not! No son of mine is going to be a clothist!" She shouts before stripping him naked. Before Timmy can protest, she throws him outside and locks the door!
Embarrassed, Timmy tries to get back inside. But all the entrances are locked. Mortified, Timmy covers himself. He was outside and naked!
...and so was everyone else, Timmy looks around and sees naked motorists zooming by, naked gardners trimming weeds, naked teenagers breakdancing, naked old ladies- shudder! -feeding squirrels.
Everyone naked...everyone going about their business like their was no problem...which in this world...their really wasn't.
"Huh, since no one cares, I guess there's no problem." Guessed Timmy, he slowly uncovers himself and cautiously walks to the bus stop...again, no one seems to care.
Timmy, although still feeling awkward...decides to roll with it. "Okay, still a little embarrassing and weird...but other then that everything seems fine. And no pink clothes mean no one will make fun of me."
Thinks Timmy as the bus pulls up and opens for him to get on-
HEY LOOK! IT'S TINY TURNER!
And the laughter and pointing begins again, "That figures," Thought a mortified Timmy with a sigh as he covers himself yet again.
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Turns out that the more things change, the more things stay the same. True people don't make fun of people when naked or how their dressed(well, actually putting on clothes is considered taboo)...but they still made fun of shortcomings...which Timmy had.
"Sigh...same old same old, I make a stupid wish that backfires..for once, just once I'd like to get SOME benefit for something I wish for?! I mean it can't be all disasters, right? I mean other people have faeries, they can't ALL have had bad wishes, shirley? The world would've been destroyed ages ago! Unless of course they just wished everything back each time? ...that's depressing...in that case...why even have faeries at all? I-"
And then she see's it...justification for all things fairy...
A naked Trixie Tang! She was currently huddled behind a bush looking at the school frightful.
Timmy smirked, finally something good!
Trixie mumbles, "Why is everyone naked?"
Timmy's eye's went wide, "Wait, what?!" He shouted...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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