Captain America threw his shield and knocked out five more hydra goons. It bounced back and landed in his hands. As he threw at a hydra war bot he had a weird sensation that something is missing. Iron man calls over the com, "Cap, some snake guy is running off with your underwear! He's on your left, ten meters!" he sees an orange shape swerving through the crowd. He heard three peals of hysterical laughter; Hawkeye over the com and on the roof, and a red and black clad man riding a flag pole, holding a video camera. He jumps down and hi-fives the snake man. Who are they and what are they up to? Cap turns and punches another goon.
"Hey Cap, why the long face?" Tony asks.
"I was video taped having my underwear taken during battle and I feel like it's only going to get worse." he looks toward the ceiling, "JARVIS, check Tony's footage, we need to identify two troublemakers."
"scanning..."
"there!" Cap points, "the orange one, and the other one."
"locating identity..." images of costumed people blur past, then a match stops for Deadpool. The other keeps going until it stops on some security footage.
Tony whistles, "even JARVIS doesn't know? Must be a new villain."
"who is this Deadpool?" Cap asks.
"he is a very deadly, very erratic, mercenary. Oh, he's also really hard to kill."
"I see, why would he do this?"
"beats me."
the alarms started blaring, a video of the wrecking crew robbing a bank pops up.
"Avengers Assemble!" Tony yells into the com, he climbs into his suit and immediately jumps out again. He gasps, "air!" coughing, "I think someone was trying to kill me." Cap looks inside, the stench was intense, and pulls out one of hulk's well used underwear. "Tony, I think they got you too."
"I'm going to ring their necks."
that night...
"shh. You paint hulk and I'll do Hawkeye." Copperhead whispers.
Deadpool giggles, "then you get Thor and I'll plant the bug. He he, this will be fun."
they head off to their targets.
Deadpool tip-toes to the green Goliath's room, where his snoring alone could kill you, and jumps onto his chest. Deadpool sings a quiet lullaby while painting the hulk's face. He then hops down and meets up with copperhead in the hall, who's leg had been hit by an ice arrow.
"what happened to you?"
"he got me in his sleep. Stop laughing, you're gonna get us caught." they speed off to the next targets. Copperhead thunks his frozen leg over to Thor's room and pokes his head in. a huge scary dog thing slept in the way. "drat, this thing will eat me if it gets the chance." he thinks for a minute, then wanders to the kitchen. He opens the fridge and pulls out a ham. "perfect." he then lures the beast to one of the holding cells. Copperhead then snuck into Thor's room to do the deed.
The next morning...
the hulk's roar shakes the building. Everyone comes running. "hulk, what's going on?!" Cap asks as he bangs on his door. It opens to reveal the hulk painted like a clown in glittering pink paint. Behind Cap a tired Hawkeye bursts out laughing. "you did this!" hulk roars at him, Hawkeye bolts as hulk explodes out of his room. The last words he could hear from the frightened archer were, "it wasn't me!"
Cap calls Tony over the com, "could you save Hawkeye? Hulk isn't going to listen to reason."
"they got him too?"
"yep."
"anyone else?"
"I'll check." he walks over to Thor who is scratching wildly at his armor. "what's wrong?"
"mine armor is making mine biceps itch quite verily, and I cannot find my bilge wolf. Have you seen him?"
"no, but it looks like you were hit by the pranksters too."
"really? Whom are they?"
"I'm not sure. But we might be able..." the alarm blares. "Tony, what's going on?"
"everyone to the quinjet! The serpent society escaped and are attacking a museum."
"where is that beeping coming from!?" Tony yells frantically. A beeper was going off somewhere on the quinjet. They finally found it on Hawkeye's bow. "I knew someone was in my room last night! One of my ice arrows is missing." he tries to pull the beeper off to find it stuck with super glue. Their only solution to turn it off by the time they got there was to smash it with a hammer.
They fought the serpent society and defeated them. As the villains were being arrested, all the screens in new york tuned into Deadpool's masked face. "hello New York! I'm on TV! For the past few days me and my associate have been pranking the Avengers! Who wants to see that?" he gasps, "All of you? Roll the clips!" clips of each of them getting pranked show through the video. Including copperhead leaving a card in black widow's room saying "prank victim number four." and her freaking out. The video ends with them holding pink paint and smiles. Copperhead speaks, "now for master mutants."
