Disclaimer: Asuka does not own Tsubasa, got it? Okay.
A/N: ENTER THE CRAZY TWINS! I love Fai and Yui Fluorite. Like SOOO much! Especially Yui! I love him~! My love for Yui is absolutely crazy, I like him even more than Fai. But this is mostly about Fai.
Chapter Two
Chemistry
"Good morning students! I have a surprise for you today!"
Kurogane could not stand the overexcited Chemistry teacher this early in the morning. He had a desire to bang his head on the desk, but he knew that doing so would only get him in trouble two days in a row. He had no desire to know what the stupid 'surprise' was.
"Two transfer students have moved to our school from Paris, France," the teacher announced, beckoning a pair of identical blonde boys into the classroom. The two of them smiled at the class.
"I'm Fai," said the boy on the left.
"I'm Yui," said the one on the right. When Yui turned his head, Kurogane noticed that he had a long ponytail, distinguishing him from his brother.
Fai sat down in the unoccupied seat next to Kurogane. Great. Now Kurogane was surrounded by Tomoyo the crazy and the weird blonde transfer student who probably didn't speak a word of Japanese. "Hello! What's your name? I already told you I'm Fai," Fai said.
"Kurogane Suwa," Kurogane introduced himself just to be polite. This guy looked like an absolute moron. Even if he could speak Japanese, he was probably all French culture and stuff. And he looked like he was one of the obnoxiously outgoing people who would just walk up and hug you with no apparent reason behind it. Like Tomoyo.
"Can I call you Kuro-tan?" Fai said, sparkles visible in his bright blue eyes.
"HECK NO!" Kurogane roared.
"Suwa-san, I'd appreciate it if you were kinder to our new students," the teacher said, giving him a reproachful look. Kurogane muttered an apology, not really meaning it, but saying it all the same.
Then they were assigned lab partners.
And of course, he got Fai.
Oh, joy.
"Okay, if you blow anything up and get us a failing grade, I promise you, I'm going to throttle you," Kurogane warned. Fai chuckled and began reading over the list of the chemicals they were supposed to be mixing and such.
"Chemistry is my best subject, dearest Kuro-pon," Fai announced as he began the experiment without Kurogane's consent.
"What did you just call me?" Kurogane hissed.
"Something cute," Fai replied, taking note of something that he'd done. His handwriting was curly and feminine, almost like Tomoyo's. Except, thankfully, he didn't dot his i's with hearts. Kurogane probably would have torn the paper in half. He was not turning in an assignment that had girly handwriting all over it. Especially if the girly handwriting belonged to a guy.
Kurogane looked around the room. Yui was sitting next to Tomoyo, and they were talking about something (Kurogane heard a lot about France) while they did their experiment. Yui seemed to be calm, collected, and not the type to give people stupid nicknames. Why had Kurogane been stuck with the wacky twin? He'd rather be Tomoyo's lab partner than this –
"It's done."
"What? We've got the whole rest of the class!" Kurogane said, surprised.
"I told you I'm good at Chemistry!" Fai chirped. Then he started doodling on the paper. Kurogane was not paying any attention to the moron's sissy doodling. Even if it looked pretty cool.
That is, until he drew a cat. And a dog. A dog with spiky hair and a growling expression that he labeled 'Kuro-puppy'. The cat, by the way, was 'Fai-kitty'. "What are you drawing!" Kurogane demanded.
"Puppies and kitties, as my dear Kuro-wan-wan reminds me SOOO much of a cute little puppy!" Fai chirped.
"You are the stupidest idiot I have ever met," Kurogane groaned. He rolled his eyes, and snatched Fai's pencil away so that the blonde could no longer write stupid things all over their lab report. He nearly dropped the pencil when he noticed it was covered with… hamsters. Cute little chibi hamsters. What was wrong with this kid?
"Hey, give that back!" Fai whined. Kurogane did, not wanting to be confronted with the sickeningly cute sight any longer. He already saw enough cute things in his time. He was friends with Tomoyo, after all. Well, not really friends. More like she stuck to him like the cheese on macaroni and he tried to get away. But who ever heard of macaroni without cheese?
"Are you going to turn the stupid paper in already?" Kurogane asked.
"Why can't Kuro-puppy do it?" Fai asked, shooting Kurogane with his biggest sad puppy eyes. Or were they sad kitty eyes? Whichever they were, Kurogane was not falling for it!
"Because, I don't feel like getting up," Kurogane said.
"That's a dumb excuse," Fai sighed. "But I'll do it anyway, just because I'm such a nice person."
Kurogane highly doubted that statement.
xXx
After class, Kurogane was walking around the hallway like a normal human being. That is, until a very abnormal human being (A.K.A Tomoyo) ran up behind him and attacked him from behind. Actually, a normal person would have called it a hug, but Kurogane felt more like he was being strangled. Suddenly, his face was really warm, as in absurdly warm. He wasn't blushing! No! Kurogane never blushed! Except when his mother embarrassed him in public.
"So, how was class, Kurogane?" Tomoyo asked, no longer hugging him but still holding onto his arm.
"F-fine," he stuttered. Why was he stuttering? And he could feel the flush creeping up his neck and to his ears. Maybe he was sick or something. Yeah. That was probably it.
"Hm, I wonder what's going on over there," Fai asked from a distance.
"Chemistry of a less literal sort," Yui replied with a chuckle as he entwined his fingers with his brother's and led him to their next class.
