Perfect Nightmare
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon and BarnesandNoble.
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Timmy was stunned by how athletic, tall and smart he was now! He'd even been smart enough to pass himself off as a rich cousin nobody, not even his parents knew about whose letting Timmy stay at 'his' house right now while vice versa happens...heaven help him, his parents were MORONS...anyway it works, and Trixie pretty much leaps into his arms in record time and it's going great...
"Wow, Trixie your pretty!
Wow, Trixie your awesome!
Wow, Trixie your clever!
Did I mention your pretty?
Trixie giggled, "Oh, stop you!"
...until he remember she's also a needy psycho who demands to be praised by hundreds of boys constantly. So her perfect boyfriend would have to praise her just as much 'by himself', and could never leave her side for any reason...
HE NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! He had to serve her a hundred sodas(say bye-bye to his videogame funding) before she FINALLY went to the Bathroom, allowing him to FINALLY GO!
Afterwhich, he tries to go home...only to find he can't! He literally can't leave her sight without her permission! And when he tries to ask permission-
"Trixie, I wondering if I could- URK! -stay by your side longer? Your so lovely!" Trixie laughs, "But of course!" He finds he can't! He literally can't even say he's got to do anything that would involve leaving her side!
The date continues against his will...
Like going to the salon and finding himself to be a better stylist, makeup artist, manicurist and so on than anyone else...and giving them to EVERYONE to make Trixie feel superior by association...
And then they went with her to a super mushy romantic movie with her friends -for the sake of her keeping up appearances -And Timmy is horrified to find that he's forced to actually pay attention to it! Not tune it out like most guys! But pay attention! Every word! Every gesture! Every caress! All of it permanently etched into his mind forever!...and it was a double-feature!
And of course...
"And your sure you can handle it?" Asks Trixie as she loads Timmy with so many shopping bags to carry, it would make an elephant shatter! "N-nothing I can't handle for your sake Sweetie!" Timmy is forced to say!
"Great! Only 58 more shops to go to!"
The wish prevents Timmy from screaming...
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Finally, the day is done...Timmy sees Trixie home...Timmy can't even enjoy the kiss...he's too exhausted and it just wasn't worth it! The moment she goes inside and to bed, Timmy turns around to go home...only to find himself physically incapable of that!
"Hey, what gives?!" He shouts.
Then Wanda poofs up, "It's your wish sport...although Trixie would consciously knows her dream guy has to have a home to go to or needs that would require him to be out of her sight...but that doesn't matter since you wished to be her 'dream guy' Not her ideal boyfriend. Her fantasy one. The kind of one that should only exist in fantasy since it's impossible for a fantasy boy or girl to actually live in the real in- they literally could not survive reality!"
Timmy growsl, "Well that ends now!" He opens his mouth to unwish the wish...but all that came out was air. Timym looked baffled. "What the? Alright alright. I wish that I Trixie and I w...ould be together forever!?"
Never before had the sound of a fart-wand been so relieving...
"Sorry sport. That's a love wish, and you know how that works out."
"I wasn't trying to wish that the greatest girl and I would be together forever! I was trying to wish that the perfect girl and I would be together forever. I mean I wasn't trying to unwish the wish. I mean I'd never, not, never, not unwish the wish that got me with Trixie! GAAH!"
Wanda backed up while Cosmo scratched himself with his wand "Wow. Laying it on a little thick aren't you?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF TRIXIE! WHY CAN'T I UNWISH THE WISH!?"
Wanda sighed "The same reason you can't say one sentence without praising her. Her perfect boyfriend would never try to break up with her. You trying to wish everything back to normal counts as breaking up with her."
Timmy said nothing...he just curled up into a fetal position in front of trixie's door...and cried...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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