Part 2: The Guilt

Thousands of years later, Cosmo and Wanda were in Timmys bedroom dealing with their latest crisis of Timmy feeling guilty about not going to Tootie's birthday party.

"Why do I feel this way?" Timmy said in frustration.

"It's called guilt, sport," Wanda said.

"Guilt?"

"It's a magical emotion," Wanda said proofing up a flashlight.

She shined it on Cosmo and he began to panic. Every time she did this he started to feel guilty about something and more often than not confessed something he'd been trying to keep a secret from her. "No it's not! It eats away at you until...until…you just have to confess what you did!"

So many things started running through his mind. Like that time he dropped their wedding rings into Fairy Falls while she was asleep at the hotel. Or the time he ate the chocolate bunny Big Daddy got her for Easter and told her that their friend Binky ate it. But one thing in particular came to the forefront of his mind.

"I'm sorry Wanda! I did forget our 793rd anniversary! I was only pretending to be in a coma!"

Wanda looked at him in shock for a moment.

Seriously? she said through their telepathy link.

He nodded slowly. He had meant to take that one to the grave and now she knew and she was going to be mad.

Instead she turned back to Timmy. "See kiddo? It's magic that works on your heart."

Cosmo almost sighed with relief at being off the hook but then Wanda turned back to him.

I'll deal with you later.

Damn it, so he wasn't off the hook just yet.

After spending the day as Tootie's godparents per Timmy's request to deal with his guilt, they eventually attended a real birthday party for Tootie at Chucky Cheddars. While Timmy was at the party, Cosmo and Wanda sat nearby disguised as toys in the claw machine.

"You were faking that coma?!" Wanda said.

Cosmo had hoped she had forgotten after the events of the day. "Well...I'm sorry?"

She continued to glare at him expecting more of an explanation.

He sighed. "Alright so I forgot and I didn't want you to be mad so I faked the coma. I was fine the entire time. But I thought if I told you, you would be even more mad. So I told Jeff not to tell you…"

"So Jeff was in on it too?!"

"He gave me fries when he caught me ordering you the flowers while you were out of the room…" His voice trailed off when he saw Wanda looking at him with her eyes narrowed. "Look, I know it was wrong snookie. I should have just told you. But I just didn't want you to be sad. Please forgive me."

"Well I was really sad when I thought you were going to die," she said with a snort. But then her face softened and she cuddled closer to him. "But I guess it was very sweet too." She gave him a kiss. "I love you."

"I love you too baby. I promise I'll never pretend to be in a coma again unless it's absolutely necessary.