Okay, so these songs are so popular that if you don't know even ten, you seriously need to invest in a radio. This story is like Scream, however: it has no plot. Reviews are still welcome, but all I am interested in finding out is if you SANG!!! I would like to say a big thanks to fortune kookie 91, who was the first to find out about this stupid story, and asked me how it was going. Hope you sing, honey!
Yeah, none of these songs, the characters, the show, and even some of the comments, are mine.
Booth looked around the room to see Bones and Angela going through a CD rack and loading a boom box. Jack was checking out the books on the shelf, Cam was rifling through a magazine and Zach had found a medical journal to read.
Suddenly Air Supply started bouncing off the walls.
I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
"Oh, no. Oh please, no." said Cam, "I've had enough Air Supply to fill my yearly quota!"
I know you're hurt too
But what more can I do
Tormented and torn apart
"All out of love… I know this song!" Zach shouted.
I wish I could carry your song in my heart
For times when my life seem so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow would bring
"When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know." sang Angela.
"Turn
it OFF!" Cam cried, "I wanna keep my sanity!"
I'm all
out of love
I'm so lost without you.
"I like Air Supply." Sand Jack, "But she's right. They play them so much on the radio that you can get tired of them easily."
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
"Oh, come on Air Supply is classic. But I guess you're right. Next CD."
After a while, Kenny G took the place of Air Supply.
"You're kidding, right?" Booth said.
"Kenny G is nice." Said Bones.
"Kenny G is not nice. He's a dude with a pipe."
"Saxophone," said Cam and Zach.
"Flute!" corrected Jack.
"Actually, both." Said Bones.
"Why do you people know that?" asked Booth, looking around the room at the Squints, but at Zach especially, "Why do you even know that? Did they separate you from the herd when you were growing up?"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Zach asked.
"How do you know Kenny G plays a flute/sax/whatever?"
"Because I can hear it?"
"He can get on my nerves," said Jack, turning away from the bookshelf.
"There is nothing wrong with instrumentals," Bones defended.
"But there is something wrong with Kenny G," said Booth.
"Okay, before you all launch into a big music debate, let us listen to something else." Angela put in the next CD.
Marvin Gaye's soulful voice sounded out.
"No!" Booth and Bones shouted out at the same time.
"Why not?" said Angela, "What's wrong with 'Let's Get it On?'"
"I've been really trying baby," sang Jack, "Trying to hold back this feeling for so long,"
"And if you feel like I feel, baby" sang Cam, "Come on."
Oh, come on.
Ooh, let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
"There's nothing wrong with me loving yo-ou!" Angela shouted.
"Next CD!" Bones shouted as she pushed in the next CD.
I keep on fallin'
In and out
With you
"Alicia Keyes!" shouted Angela.
"I don't know her, but I like this song," said Zach.
"Sometimes
I love you, sometimes you make me blue," sang Cam, "Sometimes I
feel good, at time I feel used."
"Loving you darling makes me
so confused." Bones sang under her breath.
Everybody sang the chorus in voices that didn't have to be so loud.
I keep on fallin' in and out
Of love with you
I never loved someone
The way that I love you.
They laughed at each other's stupidity.
"I can't listen to that song without belting the chorus!" Cam admitted.
"Me neither!" said Angela.
"That was embarrassing," said Jack, "Nobody mention that Booth was belting Alicia Keyes to anybody at the Bureau. They may hold it against him."
"You were singing too!" Booth defended himself.
"Who listens to Britney Spears?" Bones asked as she went through the stack of CD's.
"Not past the first two albums." Cam said.
"I think that's the first one! Gimme!" Angela grabbed the CD from Bones and loaded it into the CD player.
She put it in as Jack and Booth rolled their eyes. Zach put the medical journal over his ears.
You told me you're in love with me
Like you can't take your pretty eyes away from me.
"It's not that I don't wanna stay, but every time you come too close I move away." Angela sang.
"I just saw your lips move Seely Booth!" Cam shouted.
"I wanna believe in everything that you say, cause it sound so good," Angela walked over to Jack and sang in his ear, "But if you really want me, move slow."
"There's things about me you just have to know!" Booth broke out in song. Bones had a laughing fit. "Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I'm scared of you. But all I really want is to hold you tight- this never leaves this room!"
"I want a camcorder." Zach said.
Treat you right
Be with you day and night
"But baby all I need is time." Cam sang, "Seely, I'm proud of you! You let out your inner Britney!"
"I swear if I hear that anywhere in D.C, I'm shooting you all one at a time, even you Bones!" he said to Bones who was still doubled over laughing.
"Whitney Houston!" Angela shouted as she found the CD.
"From Britney to Whitney. Oh, no." Jack commented.
As Whitney's voice came out the speakers, Booth smiled.
"Another belting song."
"I know, right? How can you not belt?" said Angela.
If I should stay
I will only be in the way
"This is the very worse slash best belting song." Said Jack.
"Love by Keisha Cole makes a very close second," said Cam.
So I'll go but I know
"Please don't do it," said Zach, "I'm begging."
I will think of you every step of the way
"Oh, but it doesn't belt yet. It's the next verse," said Angela.
"You're right," said Booth.
"Who wants to take the next verse predicting that Zach will sing with us?" said Cam. Everybody held up their hand.
And I will always love you…
"No, I won't," said Zach.
"Yes, you will," Angela taunted, "You are Humanoid, after all."
"Are you suggesting that as human beings, we cannot resist screaming out to Whitney Houston's version of 'I will always love you'?" asked Bones, "As bizarre as that sounds, that is actually a valid thesis."
"Weird, huh?" said Booth and they smiled at each other.
Bittersweet memories
That is all I'm taking with me
So goodbye, please don't cry
"We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeed!" shouted Angela.
"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" everyone including Zach belted out, "WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!"
They all collapsed laughing.
"Zach, you owe us money!" said Cam.
"Wait, wait, there's more!" said Booth, "The Big Kahuna!"
"The big what?" asked Bones.
"The
big part where you really gotta scream!"
"Seely, be careful.
You almost sound exited," said Cam.
I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you dream of
And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all this, I wish you love
"Oh, goodness, we are going to tear off the roof…" muttered Angela as she tried to suppress her excitement.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! III WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
They laughed at each other again.
"This is stupid!" said Jack.
"I'm embarrassed." Said Bones, "This is the type of thing you do when there is no audience."
"Ooh! I have to play this one! I don't care what anyone says!" said Angela as she picked up another CD.
"Which CD is that?" Jack asked and when she showed him, he laughed. "Ricky Martin?"
"Yeah." Angela loaded in the CD.
She's into superstition
Black cats and voodoo dolls
I feel a premonition
This girl's gonna make me fall
"You know I forgot about him," said Booth.
"Hm. You kinda look like him. All you need is the leather jacket," Cam teased.
She's into new sensations
New steps in the candlelight
"I do not look like Ricky Martin!" Booth shouted.
She has a new addiction
For every day and night
"She likes to take her clothes off and go dancing in the rain,"
"Bones, I'm proud!" said Booth
And once you have a taste of her you'll never be the same
Like a bullet to your brain
Come on!
"UPSIDE
INSIDE OUT!" everybody shouted.
"I didn't realize people
belted this song!" Angela exclaimed.
"SHE"LL
PUSH AND PULL YOU DOWN!"
"Living la vida loca," sand Booth.
"HER LIPS ARE DEVIL RED!"
"Her skin's the colour mocha," sang Booth and Bones together.
"SHE WILL WEAR YOU OUT! LIVING LA VIDA LOCA!"
"This is fun!" Cam shouted, "Ooh, R. Kelly."
"No R. Kelly!" shouted Booth.
"And why not?"
"I just don't like him."
"Oh, please, Seely, I'm just gonna play one. You won't die."
My mind's telling me no
"But my body, my body's telling me yes!" Cam sang.
Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess
"I don't see nothing wrong with a little Bump 'n Grind.'
Everybody turned around at Zach, who had sung along with the music.
'ZACH!' they shouted.
"I don't see… what? Don't you know it too?"
"Yes, but you, Zach?" said Cam, I wouldn't expect you to know it."
"I'm changing the CD before I find out more than I want to know." Booth said.
"Okay, okay, let's play Avril."
"Levigne? I love her!" Angela exclaimed.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
"I don't like your girlfriend!" Angela sang
"I protest!" said Jack, "this is in no way a guy song!"
"So?" said Angela and Cam.
No way, no way!
"I think you need a new one." Bones sang.
"Hey, hey! You, you! I wanna be your girlfriend!" the trio sang
Zach laughed as Booth and Jack sat down to watch the three women enjoy themselves.
You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
"Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious. And hell yeah I'm a mother… princess." Angela sang.
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
"She's like so whatever! You can do so much better!" they sang, "I think we should get together now. And that's what everybody's talking 'bout!"
Hey, hey! You, you!
I don't like your girlfriend!
Jack, who had been looking through the stack of CD's beside him, stood up suddenly and took out the CD.
"Jack, honey," said Angela, "I love you, but I will kill you. What are you doing?" "Putting on Sisqo." He said simply as the intro played.
This thing right here
Is what all the fellas talk about
You know, the finer things in life…
Who dat dress so scandalous
And you know another n- can't handle it
"'Cause she shaking that thing like who da itch and you look in her eyes so devilish" Booth got up out of his seat and nodded to the music.
"She like to dance at the Hip Hop spot, cruise to the crews and connect the dots." Cam sang.
Not just urban she likes the Pop and she be Living la vida Loca
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck," sang Booth, "Thighs like what, what, what."
"Baby move your butt, butt, butt," Jack sang, "I think I'll sing it again."
"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like what, what, what, all night long!" Angela shouted.
Let me see that thong
"Baby!" Booth shouted, "That thong tha-thong thong thong! Sing it Bones!"
"A song about underwear? I don't understand it." Bones was being her usual self, "Is her singing about the fact that she has the thong on, because he likes the style of the underwear, because…"
"Who cares, Bren?" said Angela, "It's catchy. Baby, make your booty go ta-na, ta-na. baby, make your booty go ta-na, ta-na."
Baby make your booty show
That thong, tha-thong thong, thong.
Okay, those are the first 10 songs. Do you see what I mean about no plot? I don't even explain why on earth they are tormenting the radio in the first place! And some of the comments are a little OOC. I told you, the only point is for you to SING!! Hopefully, I achieved my goal. If I didn't well, this whole exercise was pointless. At least, even if you did, the whole thing is still kinda pointless. Ah, well.
