Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were all waiting at training ground 3.
It was nearing noon and kakashi said to be here by 8.
He also said no breakfast so they were all starving. But It looked like he finally showed up.
"Haha sorry guys I was busy writing reports and lost track of time." He explained
"We all know that's BS sensei..." Said Naruto
"OK well now that I'm here I'll explain the test." He said
He pulled two silver bells out of his pocket and held them up.
"You have to get these bells from me." He said with a smile.
"That will be easy!" Shouted Naruto
"Ah ah ahh." He said
"I'm not done yet. You have to get these bells...from inside my pants."
They weren't sure that they heard him right until they saw him stuff the bells down his pants with a wide grin.
"What?!" Yelled Sakura
"Yup." Answered their sensei
Sasuke started slowly walking towards Kakashi.
"What are you doing?" Sakura asked curiously
"Hn." He said back
"Oh yeah, I forgot how much of an ass you are." She mumbled to herself.
Sasuke reached Kakashi, then unexpectedly plunged his hand down his sensei's pant. Which drew a gasp from his team.
Kakashi's grin just got bigger, but Sasuke's eyes got really wide.
"Umm Sasuke? That's not the bell. Hehe." Kakashi told him.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Kakashi and said:
"OK then give me the bell before I rip it off."
Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Umm Sasuke I don't think you can rip that off."
"Fine then I'll beat it off!" He said back
"Sasuke, that sounds like rape."
But Sasuke didn't want to hear it, he began shouting:
"Want me to beat your dick off?! Come on! I'll beat your dick off with both hands!"
"Ummm." Was all Kakashi could say, he was speechless.
"I think he means he's going to punch you so many times in the genital area, that your dicks just going to fall off." Explained Naruto. (21 jump street reference.)
Kakashi sweat dropped.
"I understand that Naruto." He said
While Kakashi was talking to Naruto, Sasuke tried to take an upper cut to his sensei's cahonies.
But as soon as he made contact, there was a puff of smoke.
"DAMMIT THAT HURT!" Sasuke began to yell
"What happened?" Asked Sakura
"I PUNCHED A FUCKING LOG! THATS WHAT HAPPENED!" He said while rolling around on the ground like there was a fire.
A few hours later...
They had been trying to snag the bells for about 3 hours now, but to no success.
"OK time for lunch!" Kakashi said happily.
"Uh oh. I only have two for you guys." He said trying to hold back his smile
Sakura and Naruto got the lunches and for some reason Sasuke got tied to a pole.
Sensei said it was because he touched his Wang. He also said we weren't aloud to feed him or else we fail.
Which is kind of a problem because Sasuke is the strongest member of our team and if he's starving then he will be useless.
So she decided to feed him. As soon as the rice touched his tongue, she felt some one tap her shoulder.
She slowly turned around to see Kakashi with his broad smile.
Needless to say, she freaked out.
She screamed at the top of her lungs; ended up throwing the lunch; and stabbed Sasuke with the chop sticks.
Then our sensei spoke and what he said they will never forget
"You...fail."
"What?!" She yelled back
"Yup, you failed. All of you. Follow me, were going to go see the Hokage to get your title of shinobi rightfully removed."
They began to sluggishly follow him. But were they went wasn't the Hokage's tower but instead ended up at a ramen shop.
They all got excited and thought he was messing with them and that they really passed but what he said next destroyed those thoughts.
"Hmm, must have taken a wrong turn." He said looking at his map.
He looked up and couldn't help but smile
"I'm kidding. You guys passed."
"Really?!" Sakura and Naruto said in unison while Sasuke said "Hn."
"Yup. Congratulations! Ramen on me!" He said
They then walked to the booth and sat down to order.
He was about to join them when he realized that his wallet was gone.
Sasuke was staring at him with a grin.
So Kakashi decided to sneak away and just go home.
They didn't realized Kakashi wasn't there until the shop gave them the bill.
"KAKASHI!"
A/N: This is the second chapter to my new story, hope you like it.
Read, Enjoy, Review and I'll keep writing.
See you next chapter!
