101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks

Since you enjoyed the first chapter so much, I'm going to keep working on this story!

Chapter 2: Spice Overdose

Following his recent murder of Jar Jar Binks, Anakin Skywalker was feeling quite happy. He had successfully killed Jar Jar Binks by using an airlock and had ultimately gotten away with it…

But there was part of him that was unhappy about what he had done as well. He felt that Jar Jar Binks deserved to lose more than one life, similar to a character in a video game.

Ultimately, Anakin Skywalker prepared to kill him once again.

He decided not to simply blast him into space, like he had earlier as that would be somewhat repetitive and would ultimately become dull, and instead decided to kill him in an entirely different way.

He would kill him through a severe spice overdose.

Buying some of it from a shadier part of the galaxy where the intergalactic police did not exist, Anakin Skywalker paid for it with his own cash (even though it was quite expensive), and then brought it to Jar Jar Binks.

He told him that he had brought something for him. Jar Jar Binks, being a complete idiot, was not suspicious in the slightest of his presents.

Anakin Skywalker tricked the Gungan into taking all kinds of spice, finally ending with the nasty and rare drug known to the galaxy as glitterstim.

Jar Jar Binks could not tolerate all the drugs entering his body at once, and they started to have quite a negative impact on his body.

"Mesa not feels so good…" Not long afterwards, Jar Jar Binks fell on the floor, dead from the substances that had poisoned him at last.

Anakin Skywalker nearly squealed like a school girl despite being male. He had killed Jar Jar Binks again!

Anakin Skywalker then resurrected Jar Jar Binks, and began plotting the next depraved method of killing him.

Meanwhile…..

"So, you gave the book to Anakin Skywalker, yes?" a man in the shadows asked.

"Yes, as we speak Jar Jar Binks is dying horrible deaths in rapid succession." the cloaked stranger answered.

"Excellent."

I told you we wouldn't see the last of that cloaked stranger, didn't I? Anyways, Jar Jar Binks has met his demise once again, and Anakin Skywalker's still killing him in creative ways…what will he think of next?