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CONVO 2

In which Elitzaveta makes some bad choices and is reprimanded for them.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Hetalia.

You: Hey!

Stranger: -accidentally drops my frying pan- (Teenage!Hungary!)

You: *sigh* Elitzaveta, how many times have I told you to be careful with that thing? (Austria)

Stranger: B-But! I am careful! -picks it up-

You: There's dents in it already and you've had it for a week!

Stranger: I like it..! I take it with me everywhere! I'm sure if you could take your piano everywhere you would!

You: *sighs in agreement* I suppose...just be more cautious. It costs money.

Stranger: I will! Stop nagging me!

You: I only mean well.

Stranger: -pouts- You're mean! I'm gonna go visit Gil, okay Roddy?

You: *siiiiiigh* Why would I want to visit that moron?

Stranger: What do you mean "I"? You're not coming!

You: (( I read that wrong)) Don't let him harass you.

Stranger: What makes you think he'd do something like that?

You: He's Gilbert.

Stranger: ...s-so? That's no argument! -blushes- He'd do no such thing to me! Bye! -waves as I walk out the door-

You: *waves* Goodbye.

You: {CUT SCENE TO INSIDE GILBERT'S HOUSE} ((I'm gonna be Gil now, kay?))

Stranger: (Sure!) Hey Gil!

You: Hey look! It's Little Miss I-Beat-People-With-Frying-Pans!

Stranger: Hey..! It was an accident! -laughs-

You: How you doing squirt? *pulls you into noogie*

Stranger: Giiiiil! -tries to protect my head- I'm fine! Und du? -is proud I know a couple phrases of German-

You: Has Roddy been teaching you the most awesome language there is? Ich bin gute, danke.

Stranger: Nein, he hasn't! He won't teach me anything about the language! -puffs out my cheeks- Hey...do you have any beer?

You: *baffled* Did you really just ask me if I had beer? How unawesome of a question is that?

Stranger: Gimme a break...Roddy usually goes with me everywhere I go so I can never drink...even if I'm underage, everyone drinks!

You: Well then you came to the wrong place. Roddy would beat my ass with a bow if he knew I gave you beer. And my ass is too awesome for that.

Stranger: B-But! That's why I came..so we could drink..!

You: Nein.

Stranger: But Gil..!

You: Nein.

You: Once you get older.

Stranger: But..! Ugh, this is so not awesome.

You: Neither is you dying at a young age and it being my fault.

Stranger: Im not going to die! It's ONE beer!

You: Nein!

Stranger: Please..? -walks around the house, looking for it-

You: Nein.

Stranger: Then what do you wanna do?

You: Wanna smoke a joint?

Stranger: Smoke? -stares- Isn't that as bad as drinking? Will it make Roderich mad..?

You: Roddy will flip his shit.

Stranger: Then yes!

You: Awesome! Let me just call my supplier...

Stranger: Okay.. -smiles but is obviously worried about what Roderich will say-

You: He'll be here in five. I hope you don't mind if he stays to light up too.

Stranger: -stares, confused- Okay..!

You: {TIME LAPSE FIVE MIN} -doorbell rings- You mind getting that? I'm still getting the munchies together.

Stranger: -nods and heads for the door- -opens the door- Hi!

You: ((LOL now I'm Francy-Pants)) Bonjour, mon cheri~

Stranger: (I had a strange feeling that France would be here! XD) Please come in!

You: Merci. Where is Monsieur Gilbert?

You: Gilbert: Yo! Francy-Pants!

Stranger: In the kitchen- never mind, there he is!

You: Gilbert: *carrying plate of nachos* You got the stuff?

You: Francis: Of course~

Stranger: -begins to get even more nervous- -watches from the background-

You: Gilbert: *rolling joints* Have some nachos!

Stranger: -takes one and nibbles thoughtfully- Roddy will be so mad..

You: Francis: Roderich does not know you are here?

Stranger: No, he knows..!

You: Francis: He just does not know what you're doing.

Stranger: -nods solemnly-

You: Francis: And you are sure you want to do this?

Stranger: Yes! I do! I do! I want to!

You: Why?

You: *Francis:

You: Gilbert: Like it matters! Here ya go! *hands joint*

Stranger: Because! -takes it and stares-

You: Gilbert: Want me to light it for you? *pulls out lighter*

You: Francis: I do not think she's ready, Gilbert.

Stranger: -nods- Please.. -Thinks: 'I'm going to die..'- Hey! I'm ready!

You: Gilbert: *lights up both*

Stranger: -starts shaking nervously, looking at Gilbert-

You: Gilbert: *takes a hit* What's wrong? You scaaaared?

You: Francis: This is not a good idea, Gilbert.

Stranger: -does what Gilbert does- -starts coughing-

You: Gilbert: Don't die on me now. That would be so unawesome.

You: Francis: Are you okay?

Stranger: -nods and finishes coughing- Yes, I am okay..

You: Francis: *takes back joint* I do not think you are ready...

You: Gilbert: Fine then! I'll take that one. *grabs it*

Stranger: Hm? Hey! Give that back!

You: Gilbert: Naaah I'm good.

You: Gilbert: *takes two more hits* Aaaah...

Stranger: -frowns and sits back in the chair- Roderich is gonna kill you both when I tell him you forced me to take a hit.

You: Gilbert: Liar! I didn't!

You: Francis: I tried to get you not to, mon cheri.

Stranger: That's the point, Gil. -rolls my eyes- I'm going to lie unless you give it back!

You: Gilbert: He won't believe you!

Stranger: Wont he? When my clothes smell like this? My breath?

You: Gilbert: You chose to!

Stranger: He won't know that!

You: Gilbert: I have a witness! *pulls Francy-Pants by the hair*

Stranger: And he will believe Francis? No, he will believe me! -stands- Goodbye Francis, Gil.

You: Gilbert: No! Wait! *door slams in face*

You: Francis: I can't believe that worked.

You: Gilbert: I'm just awesome like that.

Stranger: I can still hear you..

You: Gilbert:...

Stranger: -kicks the door open, frying pan raised-

You: Gilbert: I told you she hit people with frying pans.

Stranger: I'm going to fuckin kill you! -smacks you-

You: Gilbert: Oooh someone's PMSing! So unawesome. *smirks*

Stranger: -beats you over the head-

You: *spits blood* This is fun. ((I'm gonna stick to Gilbert.))

Stranger: (Mkay!) Fun?

You: Fun.

Stranger: Why?

You: Because you walked straight into my trap.

Stranger: Trap? What trap?

You: This trap. *holds up phone and puts it on speaker* Tell her about the trap, Roddy.

You: Roderich: Elitzaveta.

Stranger: -my jaw drops- R-Roderich..

You: I am disapointed in you.

Stranger: Roderich...I'm sorry... -glares at Gil- I hate you all.

You: May I ask why?

Stranger: You don't trust me!

You: Whatever made you think that?

Stranger: You follow me wherever I go!

You: Because you have people like Gilbert and Francis trying to molest you at every corner!

Stranger: Molest me..? -stares at the two of them-

You: Gilbert: *stares back*

You: Francis: *pedo smile*

Stranger: -wields the frying pan- No.

You: Roddy: My point exactly.

Stranger: They would not touch me! -looks fed up-

You: Francis: On the contrary...*stands*

Stranger: Pardon me? -turns to face him-

You: Francy-Pants: *grabs your wrists and pins them behind your back* I feel like you would be very good in bed, don't you?

Stranger: Pardon me? No no no! -kicks him- Get off! Roderich would never stand for this!

You: Gilbert: *gets up* Let her go dude. This is not aweome.

You: Awesome*

Stranger: For once I agree with Gilbert! Let me go!

You: Francis: Why? The little one needs to learn a lesson in obedience.

Stranger: this isn't cool!

You: Neither is going behind Roderich's back and threatening to bring others down with you, now is it.

You: ?*

Stranger: But I don't need RAPE!

You: It is not rape if you enjoy it~

Stranger: But I won't enjoy it! Gilbert help me!

You: Gilbert: *passed out*

Stranger: The hell? Roderich? Help!

You: Roddy: Elitzaveta! I will be the-! *cut off*

Stranger: Get off me, you perverted French freak.

You: Ohonhonhonhonhon~ but that wouldn't be fun, now would it?

Stranger: Yes, it would be very much more awesome if you let me go!

You: Non, I do not think I agree~ this way will be much more fun~

Stranger: -struggles and kicks you again- Get away!

You: *whispers in ear* Only if you promise to be a good girl.

Stranger: Then you'll let me go..?

You: For now.

You: Maybe I'll come back when you're older.

Stranger: -nods- Then I promise! I promise I'll be good!

You: *lets you go* Run along now. I bet Roderich is worried.

Stranger: -runs away, out the door and down the street-

You: *sits down and takes a hit* Is that adequate, Roderich?

Stranger: -you realize you scared me pretty bad-

You: Roddy: You scared her pretty bad. Bastard.

Stranger: -runs straight to Roddy and hugs him- I'm so sorry!

You: *hugs back* Now you know why I'm so protective. For your own saety.

Stranger: (-nods hurriedly and cries- F-Francis...he..when I'm older..

You: That bastard will never touch you. I promise.

You: AND END SCENE.

You have disconnected.


How I love omegle's new interests thingy. Now that they have that, I should be posting on this more often! If I ever feel like it.

Check out the awesome authoress who I RPed with! Her user is Elasywe!

~Renee