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CONVO 2
In which Elitzaveta makes some bad choices and is reprimanded for them.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia.
You: Hey!
Stranger: -accidentally drops my frying pan- (Teenage!Hungary!)
You: *sigh* Elitzaveta, how many times have I told you to be careful with that thing? (Austria)
Stranger: B-But! I am careful! -picks it up-
You: There's dents in it already and you've had it for a week!
Stranger: I like it..! I take it with me everywhere! I'm sure if you could take your piano everywhere you would!
You: *sighs in agreement* I suppose...just be more cautious. It costs money.
Stranger: I will! Stop nagging me!
You: I only mean well.
Stranger: -pouts- You're mean! I'm gonna go visit Gil, okay Roddy?
You: *siiiiiigh* Why would I want to visit that moron?
Stranger: What do you mean "I"? You're not coming!
You: (( I read that wrong)) Don't let him harass you.
Stranger: What makes you think he'd do something like that?
You: He's Gilbert.
Stranger: ...s-so? That's no argument! -blushes- He'd do no such thing to me! Bye! -waves as I walk out the door-
You: *waves* Goodbye.
You: {CUT SCENE TO INSIDE GILBERT'S HOUSE} ((I'm gonna be Gil now, kay?))
Stranger: (Sure!) Hey Gil!
You: Hey look! It's Little Miss I-Beat-People-With-Frying-Pans!
Stranger: Hey..! It was an accident! -laughs-
You: How you doing squirt? *pulls you into noogie*
Stranger: Giiiiil! -tries to protect my head- I'm fine! Und du? -is proud I know a couple phrases of German-
You: Has Roddy been teaching you the most awesome language there is? Ich bin gute, danke.
Stranger: Nein, he hasn't! He won't teach me anything about the language! -puffs out my cheeks- Hey...do you have any beer?
You: *baffled* Did you really just ask me if I had beer? How unawesome of a question is that?
Stranger: Gimme a break...Roddy usually goes with me everywhere I go so I can never drink...even if I'm underage, everyone drinks!
You: Well then you came to the wrong place. Roddy would beat my ass with a bow if he knew I gave you beer. And my ass is too awesome for that.
Stranger: B-But! That's why I came..so we could drink..!
You: Nein.
Stranger: But Gil..!
You: Nein.
You: Once you get older.
Stranger: But..! Ugh, this is so not awesome.
You: Neither is you dying at a young age and it being my fault.
Stranger: Im not going to die! It's ONE beer!
You: Nein!
Stranger: Please..? -walks around the house, looking for it-
You: Nein.
Stranger: Then what do you wanna do?
You: Wanna smoke a joint?
Stranger: Smoke? -stares- Isn't that as bad as drinking? Will it make Roderich mad..?
You: Roddy will flip his shit.
Stranger: Then yes!
You: Awesome! Let me just call my supplier...
Stranger: Okay.. -smiles but is obviously worried about what Roderich will say-
You: He'll be here in five. I hope you don't mind if he stays to light up too.
Stranger: -stares, confused- Okay..!
You: {TIME LAPSE FIVE MIN} -doorbell rings- You mind getting that? I'm still getting the munchies together.
Stranger: -nods and heads for the door- -opens the door- Hi!
You: ((LOL now I'm Francy-Pants)) Bonjour, mon cheri~
Stranger: (I had a strange feeling that France would be here! XD) Please come in!
You: Merci. Where is Monsieur Gilbert?
You: Gilbert: Yo! Francy-Pants!
Stranger: In the kitchen- never mind, there he is!
You: Gilbert: *carrying plate of nachos* You got the stuff?
You: Francis: Of course~
Stranger: -begins to get even more nervous- -watches from the background-
You: Gilbert: *rolling joints* Have some nachos!
Stranger: -takes one and nibbles thoughtfully- Roddy will be so mad..
You: Francis: Roderich does not know you are here?
Stranger: No, he knows..!
You: Francis: He just does not know what you're doing.
Stranger: -nods solemnly-
You: Francis: And you are sure you want to do this?
Stranger: Yes! I do! I do! I want to!
You: Why?
You: *Francis:
You: Gilbert: Like it matters! Here ya go! *hands joint*
Stranger: Because! -takes it and stares-
You: Gilbert: Want me to light it for you? *pulls out lighter*
You: Francis: I do not think she's ready, Gilbert.
Stranger: -nods- Please.. -Thinks: 'I'm going to die..'- Hey! I'm ready!
You: Gilbert: *lights up both*
Stranger: -starts shaking nervously, looking at Gilbert-
You: Gilbert: *takes a hit* What's wrong? You scaaaared?
You: Francis: This is not a good idea, Gilbert.
Stranger: -does what Gilbert does- -starts coughing-
You: Gilbert: Don't die on me now. That would be so unawesome.
You: Francis: Are you okay?
Stranger: -nods and finishes coughing- Yes, I am okay..
You: Francis: *takes back joint* I do not think you are ready...
You: Gilbert: Fine then! I'll take that one. *grabs it*
Stranger: Hm? Hey! Give that back!
You: Gilbert: Naaah I'm good.
You: Gilbert: *takes two more hits* Aaaah...
Stranger: -frowns and sits back in the chair- Roderich is gonna kill you both when I tell him you forced me to take a hit.
You: Gilbert: Liar! I didn't!
You: Francis: I tried to get you not to, mon cheri.
Stranger: That's the point, Gil. -rolls my eyes- I'm going to lie unless you give it back!
You: Gilbert: He won't believe you!
Stranger: Wont he? When my clothes smell like this? My breath?
You: Gilbert: You chose to!
Stranger: He won't know that!
You: Gilbert: I have a witness! *pulls Francy-Pants by the hair*
Stranger: And he will believe Francis? No, he will believe me! -stands- Goodbye Francis, Gil.
You: Gilbert: No! Wait! *door slams in face*
You: Francis: I can't believe that worked.
You: Gilbert: I'm just awesome like that.
Stranger: I can still hear you..
You: Gilbert:...
Stranger: -kicks the door open, frying pan raised-
You: Gilbert: I told you she hit people with frying pans.
Stranger: I'm going to fuckin kill you! -smacks you-
You: Gilbert: Oooh someone's PMSing! So unawesome. *smirks*
Stranger: -beats you over the head-
You: *spits blood* This is fun. ((I'm gonna stick to Gilbert.))
Stranger: (Mkay!) Fun?
You: Fun.
Stranger: Why?
You: Because you walked straight into my trap.
Stranger: Trap? What trap?
You: This trap. *holds up phone and puts it on speaker* Tell her about the trap, Roddy.
You: Roderich: Elitzaveta.
Stranger: -my jaw drops- R-Roderich..
You: I am disapointed in you.
Stranger: Roderich...I'm sorry... -glares at Gil- I hate you all.
You: May I ask why?
Stranger: You don't trust me!
You: Whatever made you think that?
Stranger: You follow me wherever I go!
You: Because you have people like Gilbert and Francis trying to molest you at every corner!
Stranger: Molest me..? -stares at the two of them-
You: Gilbert: *stares back*
You: Francis: *pedo smile*
Stranger: -wields the frying pan- No.
You: Roddy: My point exactly.
Stranger: They would not touch me! -looks fed up-
You: Francis: On the contrary...*stands*
Stranger: Pardon me? -turns to face him-
You: Francy-Pants: *grabs your wrists and pins them behind your back* I feel like you would be very good in bed, don't you?
Stranger: Pardon me? No no no! -kicks him- Get off! Roderich would never stand for this!
You: Gilbert: *gets up* Let her go dude. This is not aweome.
You: Awesome*
Stranger: For once I agree with Gilbert! Let me go!
You: Francis: Why? The little one needs to learn a lesson in obedience.
Stranger: this isn't cool!
You: Neither is going behind Roderich's back and threatening to bring others down with you, now is it.
You: ?*
Stranger: But I don't need RAPE!
You: It is not rape if you enjoy it~
Stranger: But I won't enjoy it! Gilbert help me!
You: Gilbert: *passed out*
Stranger: The hell? Roderich? Help!
You: Roddy: Elitzaveta! I will be the-! *cut off*
Stranger: Get off me, you perverted French freak.
You: Ohonhonhonhonhon~ but that wouldn't be fun, now would it?
Stranger: Yes, it would be very much more awesome if you let me go!
You: Non, I do not think I agree~ this way will be much more fun~
Stranger: -struggles and kicks you again- Get away!
You: *whispers in ear* Only if you promise to be a good girl.
Stranger: Then you'll let me go..?
You: For now.
You: Maybe I'll come back when you're older.
Stranger: -nods- Then I promise! I promise I'll be good!
You: *lets you go* Run along now. I bet Roderich is worried.
Stranger: -runs away, out the door and down the street-
You: *sits down and takes a hit* Is that adequate, Roderich?
Stranger: -you realize you scared me pretty bad-
You: Roddy: You scared her pretty bad. Bastard.
Stranger: -runs straight to Roddy and hugs him- I'm so sorry!
You: *hugs back* Now you know why I'm so protective. For your own saety.
Stranger: (-nods hurriedly and cries- F-Francis...he..when I'm older..
You: That bastard will never touch you. I promise.
You: AND END SCENE.
You have disconnected.
How I love omegle's new interests thingy. Now that they have that, I should be posting on this more often! If I ever feel like it.
Check out the awesome authoress who I RPed with! Her user is Elasywe!
~Renee
