Cock-blocking Cooper, because we know he would love to make fun of his sexually frustrated little brother.

Disclaimer (noun) : a statement that denies something, esp. responsibility ;)

"Mmm Blaine- agh, right there," Kurt moaned breathily, throwing his head back as Blaine sucked on his neck. Blaine rolled his hips where they were slotted against Kurt's, both of them groaning at the friction.

"Fuck, Kurt. I want you," Blaine growled before beginning to fumble with the buttons on Kurt's shirt. Kurt squirmed a little, trying to help Blaine until he just gave up, breathing erratically as Blaine finally, finally, pulled the shirt open and began running his hands over Kurt's chest, pressing kisses everywhere. Kurt whined and mewed, moving his hips against Blaine's.

"Hey, squirt, do you wanna go catch a mo-whoa," Cooper froze when he walked into the room. "Nice going there." Cooper winked at them as both boys blushed and Kurt crossed his arms, hiding his face in Blaine's chest.

"Get out, Coop!" Blaine squeaked, turning bright red. Cooper grinned.

"I don't think I want to," Cooper smirked at Blaine's frown. Kurt looked up at him with a glare. "Whoa, scary glare. No need to shank anyone, I'll be going." Cooper walked out and closed the door. Blaine narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"Coop. Back away from the door," Blaine snarled.

"Are you talking to me? Cause I'm pretty sure you're not pointing your finger-"

"Why does it matter? You can't even see me- Do NOT LOOK THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE, COOPER ANDERSON," Blaine got up and opened the door to find a sheepish Cooper kneeling on the floor.

"Wow, that's quite a bone- AAAUGH MOMMY!" Cooper bolted down the stairs before Blaine could smack him.

"Mom's not even home!" Blaine yelled, slamming the door. Kurt giggled as Blaine threw himself on the bed with a frustrated huff.

"Annoyed?" Kurt asked. Blaine just moaned, climbing onto his boyfriend and giving him a messy kiss.

"Hey guys, don't go cray cray and jizz all over Blaine's furniture. On second thought, do that. I'd like to see Blaine explain that to mom," Cooper shouted. Blaine growled, digging his fingers into Kurt's thighs before running downstairs. Kurt hugged his knees, giggling as he heard the clatter of something and two sets of footsteps running.

"Get back here, Coop. Why are you running? I wouldn't harm my big brother and- HEY DON'T TOUCH ME," Blaine shouted. Cooper's heavy footsteps signalled his run up the stairs and he slid to the entrance of Blaine's room, hair wild and an evil smirk on his lips.

"Good luck dealing with him," Cooper managed to say before Blaine tackled him.

"Can't you just leave me and Kurt alone!" Blaine whined, wrestling a laughing Cooper.

"You are so funny when you're sexually frustrated. Alright, alright, go fuck your boyfriend before your balls burst," Cooper threw Blaine off him, standing up and brushing dirt off his jeans. Blaine glared at him before walking into his room and closing the door in his face. "Have fun!"

"Coop!"

"Okay, okay," Cooper grinned as he walked down the stairs. "Record it for later!"

"COOPER!" With one last laugh, Cooper walked out the house.

LOL sorry guys, I'm not that great at writing Coop yet. But did you like? *coughs* that means review