Hey, guys! I'd just like to say how awesome you are before we start, I mean, you guys are AWESOME! I just posted my first fanfiction that's fully edited online a little whie ago, and now I have some followers and some people PMed me with dares. It just makes me happy to know that there are supportive people in the world.
Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail and all of it's characters, not me.
Lillia: Okay, welcome to Newtvale... *cough cough* Sorry I meant Nightvale, and I was in completely wrong genre with that reference... Sorry. Anyways, we left off at lunch where Mirajane and I were talking about what we were going to do with matchmaking, so here is the shortly anticipated chapter two!
Mira: So, you're saying that the main ships that you have planned are NaLu, Gruvia, GajEvy, ElfEver,somehow you're going to pull of JErza, and as started before, CaLa?
Lillia: that among others...*covers the word MiFree with thumb, and accidentally covers the words RoWen and MaLaki in the notebook, too*
Lucy: Err, Natsu? you do know that... When I kissed you before, it was for a dare right?
Natsu: Oh! Yeah... Ugh! The noise in here is so loud! Everything makes my head hurt! Cana said something about how the Demon Kid can take away hangovers too...
Lillia: Don't get your hopes up, even though I can give them, I can't make them go away... It's sort of like how you can start fires, but can't put them out...
Natsu: Aww, come on!
Lucy: It's okay... I'm sure we'll figure something out...
Natsu: Yeah, because that's what... Nakama are for, right?
Lillia: Okay, lovebirds. Go get some lunch so that you aren't cranky.
Lucy: Yeah, Natsu, maybe we could go get some lunch together.
Natsu: Yeah, that seems great! Seems like we're trapped in here, though. Let's get something with the rest of our nakama.
Lucy:*Friendzoned*
Natsu: *Internally kicks himself as he notices Lucy feeling friendzoned* Come on! *Puts his arm over her shoulder*
Lillia: Ha! You two look so awkward together because you like eachother so much!
Natsu: What are you talking about?
Lillia: Look at Lucy! She's blushing and trying to hide it!
Lucy: What? N-no I'm not! *Puts hand on cheek trying to hide blush*
Lillia: Natsu, you know that I noticed you mentally kicking yourself for friendzoning her earlier, and now you're trying to bring that awkward silence between the two of you back where it would be smooth sailing for asking her out after the game.
Natsu: WHAAAT!? How can you read expressions like that!?
Lillia: Simple, I'm the author. I would only have demon magic otherwise, and how fun would that be? Imma go check on CaLa, now.*floats over to where Cana and Laxus are sitting*
Laxus: Why are you sitting here, addict?
Cana: Because you're not moving, terrorist.
Laxus:*Stiffens* Don't call me that!
Cana: I see I've hit a nerve, there, blondie.
Laxus: Then riddle me this, Miss Alberona. Why isn't your name Clive if your parents got married?
Cana:*Takes swig from glass of wine* Because, my mother kept her name.*Suddenly stiffens as something dawns on her.* D-don't doubt my parents! It w-wasn't like what you're s-suggesting at all! I-it's not! S-s-so d-don't s-say th-that! *Starts sobbing*
Laxus: Wha- I? I-I didn't mean it that way! W-well, I sort of did, b-but I-I didn't know it would affect you this much!
Cana: Well, it does, you jerk! I-I-I've been afraid of people saying that the whole time! S-s-so don't say those things about my p-parents!
Laxus:*Hugs Cana*
Lillia: Well, that turned out nicely.
Laxus: Shut it, kid.
Lillia: No, you look like a bear when you hug Cana, and it's really cute. Imma take a picture! *takes out camera and takes adorable pictures*
Cana:*after several minutes, has stopped sobbing* It's safe to let me go now.
Laxus: No it's not.
Cana: Are you sure?
Laxus: Yes.
Lillia:*Looks up from drawing bear ears on a picture of Laxus hugging Cana to hear* Ohmigosh! SPLORT!*ringing comes from pocket. It's a pocket watch with a tiny bell ringing in it.* Alrighty, minna, we have somewhere to go right now, so stand in this large magic circle that I'm drawing!
Everyone: Err, where are we going?
Lillia: Get on it to find out. Get on it now, get on it fast, or face my wrath, because I just realized we're late.
Levy: You set your alarm so that it would remind you AFTER you were supposed to be there?
Lillia: Uhh, maybe?
Everyone but Lillia: *Sweatdrops*
Lillia: Don't judge me! Please we all need to be somewhere, and it would especially benefit the Titania and it will help me keep my promise that I made before lunch!
Everyone: *Looks at eachother.*
Happy:*Crashes through roof carrying Virgo* I made it to the moon and back! It was really a part of the celestial realm, and Virgo decided to come back with me!
Lillia: I can't hold the magic circle open any longer! Please, minna!
Everyone: *Jumps into magic circle, Virgo dragging Happy.*
A large forest clearing, the perimiter surrounded by firefly lanterns on strings, the inside criss-crossed with strings of lanterns, too*
Everyone: Wow.
Lillia:*Glances at notebook* Hey, Laxus!
Laxus: What, Kid?
Lillia: I just realised something, the lacrima embedded in you could give you a dragon mentallity.
Laxus: What the heck is that supposed to mean?
Lillia: Do you have a dragon mentallity?
Laxus: You never answered my question!
Lillia: Answer mine first.
Laxus: I can't answer your question until you answer mine!
Lillia: Yes you can.
Laxus: No I can't.
Lillia: Yeah.
Laxus: No.
Lillia: Yup.
Laxus: Nope.
Lillia: Yes.
Laxus: No.
Lillia: Yes.
Laxus: No.
Lillia: Nope.
Laxus: Yup.
Lillia: Ha! You just said you did have a dragon mentallity!
Laxus: Wha- No! I was just dissagreeing with you!
Lillia: You're still hugging Cana.
Laxus:*Looks down and sees that he is still hugging Cana.* What the-?
Lillia: Aww!
Laxus: You never answered my question.
Lillia: You wouldn't be able to answer it, even if you knew.
Laxus: I don't understand you, so go away unless it's going to affect me.
Lillia: Yeah, I have other things to do, and you also seem like you do have a dragon mentallity. You're still holding Cana, by the way.*Floats away.*
Erza: Demon child! You said that this would somehow affect me, how?
Lillia: Huh, I either think that they're extra late, or I did set my alarm the right way.
Erza: Who are you talking about?
Lillia: Them.*Points behind Erza at Crime Sorciere.*
Erza:*Stiffens.* Jellal.
Jellal:*Also stiffens.* Erza.
Lillia: Now we only have one person left for the story.*Does cloud thing that was mentioned in the last chapter.*
DestinyLegend04: Hey, guys.
Lillia: DestinyLegend04 was the first person to send me a dare, so he got to appear in the story. He's gonna tell you the next dare, so get ready.* Tub of rainbow sherbet and spoon randomly appears in hands in a flash of light.*
Destiny:*Sitting on storm cloud with a cookie.* My dare is to Meredy, and it's actually a truth. I want to know what happened to you in the seven year gap while all of our favorite characters were on Tenrou island.
Meredy: Wow, I got a dare, or truth I guess... that's unusual.
Destiny: Would you just answer it?
Meredy: A lot has happened in seven years, I guess. Ul and I were afloat at sea for literally six months before we spotted land, it was pretty hard. Then, about a month later, and without any purpose in life, Ul got into drinking.
Ultear: You promised never to tell anyone about that!
Jellal: Oh! I didn't know about this! Was she a slut about it?
Meredy: On a scale of one to ten, she was a seven.
Jellal: I'd like to know more.
Meredy: Not until later. Then, one night, when she was really far gone, she confessed her guilt about messing with Jellal's head. Then we decided to break him out. Sadly, the night that was planned to break him out, Ul got drunk a lot worse than she intended and somehow I didn't notice.
Jellal: So that's why she kept tripping over me.
Ultear: SHUT IT, CONVICT!
Lillia: Ha ha! This is a good story. Good choice, Destiny. *Fistbumps*
Meredy: As I was saying, we just barely scraped out alive and went on to form Crime Sorciere. nothing much has happened since then that you haven't heard about, I mean, there were some personal experiences that would make things interesting, but otherwise, it was just going to destroy the dark guilds without being caught from the council.
Lillia: Oh! Oh! I wanna hear one! Will you tell it to me? Please?
Meredy:*Eyes glint.*Well, if you insist... My favorite one was when Jellal swapped Ul's shampoo with hairdye, and she got him back by putting drugs in his food.
Jellal: You said that we would never speak of that again.
Meredy: You and Ul said that, I didn't. So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I think that the hairdye messed with Ul's brain, because she forgot about the drugs in the food and took some. Then Jellal started to break down in tears from all of his regrets and Ul thought she could fly. Ul jumped out of a tree, and landed on Jellal. Then Jellal dropped her in the fire because he was drugged and started crying even harder because he hurt her.
Jellal: I don't remember this part...
Meredy: Because it only lasted for a few seconds before I put it out. Then, once Ul was okay, Jellal picked her up bridal style and she acted like they were stepping over the threshhold after they got married, but the threshold was actually a root, and he tripped.
Ultear: Okay, Meredy! I think that you could stop now, that was quite a funny story and there is no need to go ant further with it!
Meredy: But I was just getting to the best part! After he tripped, Ul got up with him, and tackled him to the ground with a kiss. he tried to get her off of him, but she clung!
Ultear: Stop it! Stop it now! There are penty of other stories to tell!
Meredy: And so, in a desperate try for freedom, Jellal threw himself off of the cliff with her still clinging to him!
Charle: If this gets innapropriate, Wendy and I are leaving.
Meredy: Oh, don't worry we've gotten past that part, now it's just a little bit more. Anyways, I just managed to catch them when they were close to the bottom, and once I got Ul to stop clinging to him, he started yelling about how crazy she was and that he loved Erza even if she could be dead. Well, then Ul started crying and instantaneously fell asleep.
Lillia: Does that mean Ultear's narcoleptic?
Ultear: Of course not! It was because of the drugs, all of that was!
Happy: what's narcoleptcy?
Lillia: It's a mental disease that is when someone falls asleep from a trigger action.
Happy: Aye!
Meredy: Anyway, then Jellal saw that he had made her cry, and so he picked her up again, and started carrying her back up the cliff to our campsite. Once he got there, he put her down, and went to his own sleepingt bag as if nothing had happened.
Destiny: Well well, That was quite interesting. We have some more dares from other people, here! *Tosses invisible thing through the air, and it turns into a box when Lillia catches it.*
Lillia: Coolio, bro! *Reaches hand into dare box, and pulls out dare.* Let's see here, this is from: agarfinkle. * Reads down list and eyes widen.* Max, you will be happy to know that I will not be doing truth number three. Imma keep going on this... Okay!
Max: Eh, thanks? I dunno why you aren't doing number three, but maybe it's better I don't.
Lillia: Yeah, let's start with truths. Oh, for a dare later, have some cake Erza. *Tosses cake to Erza. Gajeel, Gray, and Natsu start writing their wills.* Here is a truth for pretty much all of the girls except Lucy who were on Tenrou during the time bubble. How did you pay off seven years of rent in fairy hills?
Erza: Oh, that's simple. Since mages go missing on missions quite often, we sign a contract at fairy hills that if our rooms are vacant for three months or more, they put our stuff in storage and make the room available for rent again.
Lillia: Then what happens if you come back?
Levy: we can rent a new appartment in the building and take our things out of storage, out of respect for the assumed dead, the cost of keeping storage is very low.
Lillia: Okay, then.*Takes spoonful of rainbow sherbet out of tub.* Now it's time for that dare. Okay, Gajeel.*whispers something in his ear.*
Gajeel: Oh, dear god. I hate that person.*Steals cake from Erza when she isn't looking.*
Erza:*Turns around to see Gajeel hiding something behind his back.* What are you hiding, mortal?
Lillia: You're mortal too, you know...
Erza: *Ignoring comment* I said, what are you hiding?
Lillia: Hey! Look at this!*Starts juggling*
Erza: What does that have to do with me, Demon Child?
Gajeel:*Shoves cake in mouth while no one is looking*
Erza: Gajeel! You ate my cake!
Gajeel: How can you tell?!
Erza: Because you have frosting all over your face!
Gajeel: Uhhhhh?
Erza: Gajeel, it's not right to steal! all you really needed to do is ask the Demon Child for some! She could just make some appear for you, and then you wouldn't have to do that. You aren't a criminal, and even though you might have been one, I would have assumed that you have been in this guild long enough by now to understand that.
Lillia: Yeah, Gajeel! I'm very dissapointed in you, too. I thought that the people here were finnaly comfortable with me enough to ask me if I could give them some cake, but I guess I was mistaken.*Hands Erza another plate of cake and mopes on cloud.*
Erza: Thank you, Demon child. I hope this is a lesson to you all that everyone has feelings, and you shouldn't be afraid to ask if they haven't shown that they have been cruel in the past.
Gray: But what about me!? She put me through torture for five to ten minutes this morning!
Erza: Did you provoke her?
Gray: Well, sort of...
Lillia: *Throws clothes at him.* Gray... Your clothes.
Gray: Wauuugh how does this keep happening!
Lillia: *Eats another spoonful of sherbet* I have a few more dares for you guys, so hang in there. Also, Destiny has left the area for reasons unknown, and he won't be back.
Happy: Bye bye, DestinyLegend04!
Lillia: Okay, now we have to do those dares that I was talking about earlier! First one is from my good friend, who's artist name is GiblerJab. She dares Mirajane to scare the heck out of Natsu in demon form!
Mira: Oh my, what do you think goes on in that head of hers?
Lillia: I dunno, but we have to talk about my ship for her and this one person... Oh! I'm getting carried away, aren't I? Let's get back to our game!
Mira: Okay... *Transforms into demon form Sitri and hides behind a tree.*
Lillia: NATSU!
Natsu:*Clearly wasn't paying attention* What?
Lillia: I dare you to go stand by that tree over there!*points to tree where Mira is hiding*
Natsu: What? That's sooooo easy, I was expecting you to say to go shoot a panda or something!*Stands over by tree.* What's so special about this tree, anywa-a-a-AAAAHHH!
Mira:*Drags Natsu away* OW! Natsu! It's not nice to punch people! Bad boy!* throws him out from behind tree*
Lillia: Errrkay, then! I have a dare for Aries, from me!
Aries: GOMENASAI!
Lillia: Oh, Aries. It's okay.
Aries: I-it is?
Lillia: Yeah! The dare won't hurt anyone, including you!
Aries: Okay!
Lucy: I have never seen Aries when she's not trembling!
Aries: GOMENASAI! I will tremble if that's what you want, Princess!
Lucy: That's not what I meant at all!
Aries: GOMENASAI!
Lillia: Aries, it's okay to missenterperate things! Look, nobody's hurt! Your master doesn't seem angry with you, does she?
Aries: N-no...
Lucy: How do you do that?
Lillia: Have you ever considered saying that it was okay, instead of ignoring her appology?
Lucy: Well, no. Not really? She's never appologised for real reasons before...
Lillia: And because her reasons for appologies weren't legitimate, you never assumed that all she needed to hear was acceptance? And you say that you care for your spirits!
Lucy: G-gomenasai...
Lillia: Aries, are you ready for your dare?
Aries: Aye...
Lillia: I dare you to ruffle Loke's hair!
Aries: I-I'll try! You don't know me very, well... But I'm sh-shy!
Lillia: Don't worry. It's okay, and I'm sure you won't mess it up!
Aries: AYE! *Marches up to Loke and ruffles his hair*
Loke:Prrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Lillia and Mira: Awww! He purrs!
Lucy: I didn't know that!
Loke: You don't know everything about me...
Lillia:*Hands Aries wad of cotton candy*
Aries: What is this? I-it smells sweet!
Lillia: You've never had candy floss before? Try some!
Aries:*Takes a tiny peice* Th-this is amazing! Arigato!
Lillia: It's getting late, time for bed, minna!
Everyone: But we're in the middle of the woods!
Lillia: We're camping, of course!* claps hands and stones roll to form a firepit, logs roll around them to make seats. Pulls lots and lots of bags of marshmallows, sleeping bags, air mattresses, and tents out of small box.* there! now we are ready to camp!
Erza: Natsu! You get the fire going! Elfman, you go help with tents! Gray, your clothes! *requipps into pajamas*
Lillia: That's the spirit! Keep going!
Romeo: Umm, so you're the same age as Wendy, right?
Lillia:...Yeah, why?
Romeo: Well, what do you think she might want for her birthday? It's coming up, and...
Lillia: Say no more. I was planning on getting to know her anyways, so I will be able to report to you by the day after tomorrow.
Romeo: Thanks, I don't feel as awkward talking to you as I do with other people.
Lillia: Yeah, no prob.
Romeo: Umm, also... My dad was expecting me home by about eight tonight...
Lillia: Oh! I'll just tell him that we went on a last minute group camping trip and there's nothing to worry about.
Natsu: Ha! The Ice Stripper accidentally left his clothes in a tree!
Lillia: Do we really need to go over this again?
Natsu: Go over what?
Thanks for reading! I love reviews and constructive critisism for my stories! I have plenty more chapters to come, and there will be a bonus chapter after this one, so the more dares I get, the faster I can write the stories like these! Please point out improper grammar, or mistakes in spelling, I have no spell check on the system I use!
love you all,
~Lillia Enchanted
