"Just me and you"

Author's Note: There isn't much characterization to go off of outside of the JL Crisis on Two Earths Movie, so I decided to basically make her the exact opposite of my ideal incarnation of Wonder Woman. She is far from kind; she's extremely shallow, and very, very callous and selfish.

We left off…

Bruce backed away from Superwoman, she frowned at his reaction. She at least expected some banter, he wasn't afraid of her last time she checked, but come on, it's not like she was going to kill the only other person in this hell hole for miles, she'd go insane.

"Oh come on, I won't hurt you…anymore."

Bruce narrowed his eyes.

"I find that very hard to believe."

Superwoman crossed her arms and glared at him.

"Are you calling me a liar?" In the darkest, deepest most deadly sounding voice she could muster.

Bruce gave her a cheeky smile.

"Did I stutter?"

To his surprise a wide grin appeared on his face.

"Heh, you remind of my boy-aherm, ex-boyfriend."

The bastard had the nerve to leave her for dead, if she ever found a way out of this dimension, she was going to hunt him down and stuff his testicles in his mouth.

"I take it you're not pleased with him, for leaving you behind like that." Bruce observed.

Ding, ding, beauty and brains" She said complimenting him, though he wasn't sure if she was being serious.

Bruce looked toward the ground, and found his mask lying there. He picked it up and slipped it on.

"Aw, I liked you're real face."

"Only my friends can see the real me, you aren't a friend, you aren't even worth my time." He said turning and walking away.

"Don't bother walking away from me, no one's out there; it's just you and I from here on in." She told him.

Batman turned around to face her once more.

"I'd rather be left alone, and driven to insanity. Then spend one more waking moment near you."

"And the hits keep on coming, so blunt and direct, where have you been all my life?" She asked obviously enjoying widening him up.

He began walking from her and she began following him. He didn't know what was more frustrating, the danger she posed to his own well-being or that she was obviously taking pleasure in making him miserable. They had kept walking for at least an hour and Superwoman made no attempt to seize her attempts at getting some sort of verbal response from him.

"Come on, nothing? I've threatened you, your friends, hell I threatened to end your world if I escape."

He turned to her.

"Finally going to say something?"

He simply gave her a smug grin.

"Ugh, do I have to use my lasso of submission?" She asked.

He was about to say something to her, when a spear came toward them, it would have struck her in the back had Batman not acted fast and saved her. She may have strength that rivaled Clark's, but she wasn't invulnerable like he was. He quickly tackled her to the ground, and looked up in the direction it came from.

"Slow down tiger, you haven't even taken me out to dinner yet."

"I thought you said you checked?" Batman hissed.

"I did, I could have made a mistake love, even I'm not perfect." She replied in an almost playful tone.

Batman simply narrowed his eyes once more, and it brightened her mood big time. The perpetrator appeared before them.

"Who are you?" Batman asked drawing a batarang.

"I am…Jax-Xur, you are friends of Kal-L. Taking your lives will make him miserable." He said grinning.

Batman got off of Superwoman. She frowned in disappointment, before sitting up and whispering in his ear. "We can continue where we left off, after I tear out this pompous asshole's spleen, right?"

Batman ignored her banter.

"And what makes you think you'll be able to do that. I don't see any yellow suns inside this dimension." Batman replied.

"You're right, but we still have our Kryptonian weaponry." He replied as a group of soldiers appeared behind him.

Batman narrowed his eyes; it was no surprise they were Kryptonian, beating them won't be too hard as long-

Superwoman rushed them; she disarmed Jax-Xur and backhanded him 20 feet away, she took out her lasso and began wipping them all. As she fought them all couldn't help but notice how much she enjoyed it, battle. She lived for it, a trait common among Amazons , only she did not fight with honor, she fought to win, and she was ruthless.

Jax-Xur lied feebly on the ground, attempting to crawl toward Batman. He grasped the vigilante's foot.

"C-Call her off. We, surrender!" He begged.

"Funny, I doubt you'd have given us a chance." He replied with venom.

Superwoman's lasso was wrapped around his throat, she descended and landed on his back.

"Now…how am I going to kill you?" She thought aloud.

"That's enough!" Batman said.

"You're going to stop me? I know you're a bad ass by human standards, but against me, you don't exactly stack up." She asked.

Batman gave her a dangerous glare.

"Try me." He said.

She didn't know if he was brave, arrogant, stupid, or all three. He actually had the balls, to challenge her without his Justice League buddies to back him up, she'd rarely come across that kind of bravery back on her own Earth. She grinned.

"You've got spunk, I like that about you." She said drawing back her lasso.

"However-" She quickly brought her left foot down upon Jax-Xur's skull, crushing it, and his brain, and causing blood to leak out of his nose, ears, eyes, and mouth. Batman's narrowed dangerously, visible disgust present on his face.

"That's cold blooded murder."

"And…?"

"It makes you a monster, just like him."

"A rather silly disposition if you ask me." She replied "Now for the rest of these pieces of garbage."

He put a hand on her wrist, she replied by pulling him toward her and knocking him flat on his back. He let out a quiet groan and stood up. She smiled at him sweetly.

"Do that again, and I'll use your asshole as a garter, kay?"

"You'll find I'm harder to intimidate than most." He said standing up to face her.

Normally she would strike him down, she'd commend him but she would strike him and show him who's really in charge, but his haughty attitude reminded her so much of Owlman, the man she'd actually grown to…like as a person, between two of them. Batman definitely had more points, he'd actually saved her life despite the fact that she'd attempted to kill him and his comrades. How someone like him could possess such capacity for compassion remained a mystery to her. She didn't really reply, as he walked right by her. He walked over to one of the downed rogue Kryptonians, and picked him up by his neck.

"You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I promise you, the spirits of your dead mothers shall weep once they've seen what I've done to you!" He said bringing the man closer to his face and looking him in the eye.

The Kryptonian trembled in fear, Superwoman watched from affair, her features lit up in delight.

I forgot how much of a turn on that was, she thought to herself comparing Batman to Owlman.

The Kryptonian complied and quickly spilled their secrets; Batman knocked him out and began walking away. Not bothering to tell Superwoman where he was going, and why should he? She was an annoying bitch as far as he was concerned. She flew floated after him.

"You should tell me where you're going, I get worried." She said sarcastically.

"Anyone ever tell you how much of an annoying and psychotic bitch, you are?"

"Now you sound like Ultraman." She replied pouting, she was faking it of course.

They continued on route and in minutes came across a ship.

"What's this?" She asked.

He ignored her. She grabbed his shoulder and turned him around to face her.

"Look, at first I thought this was cute, but now it's just plain annoying."

Batman didn't reply and simply turned his head away from her, it reminded her of an immature child.

"You're starting really rubbing me the wrong way."

"I could say the same for you." He replied "Now let me go, so I can try and find a way out of here."

"How?"

He turned to her.

"Don't you have super hearing? Of course you don't, the kryptonian told me that they were attempting to figure a way out of here, and that he may have done it. Before he could perform a test their leader had them leave to confront us."

"Sounds like a contrivance if you ask me." Superwoman replied.

"Stay here then, I'm leaving." He walked inside, quickly deducing what does what he pulled the lever hoping that something would happen, the machine turned on and it seemed as though what the Kryptonian told him was true. However, the text was in Kryptonian, he couldn't read it. He was about to turn back and find one of them but Superwoman had already brought one of them back.

"What's this say?" She demanded.

"I-It says, Charging time required: 3 Months."

"Three months?" Batman asked frustrated.

"Yes, three months…" The weakened kryptonian woman had uttered.

Superwoman sighed.

"Thank you." She told her.

"W-Wait, you will keep your end of the bargain."

"Indeed, you will not suffer a slow and painful death."

The woman's lips were forming a smile until Superwoman snapped her neck, and dropped her corps on the floor. Batman wasn't at all shocked by her disregard for the lives of others, he simply shook his head.

"What? I said she wouldn't die a slow and painful death, and the blood lust gets to me sometimes." Superwoman had chosen her words wisely, she managed to find a loophole, just like she had with the Pope, and just like she had with Sarah Palin, both on her world, both were reduced to lifeless corpses decomposing somewhere. She loved loopholes.

"Of course it does." Batman replied.

Present~ Metro Tower.

Superwoman had been sitting in her cell, she'd already figured out how she was going to get out, she just needed someone dumb, like not just dumb, really stupid, someone so moronic, with their head so far up their own ass, she could trick them into setting her free.

"Damn it! Where does Batman keep the extra communicators." She'd heard the voice of Booster Gold, if this is a reverse Earth, the Michael Jon Carter of this earth will not be a maniacal, manipulative, surprisingly thoughtful mastermind. He'll be a kind, somewhat selfless dimwit on this Earth.

"Excuse me!" Booster heard a voice and quickly flew to wear it was coming from.

He set his eyes on a gorgeous woman, who looked an awful lot like Lois Lane, except, somehow hotter, she was like a 18 out of 10, that angelic face, matched with her long flowing dark hair, and those shapely curves. Booster could feel his costume becoming tighter and tighter by the second.

"Who are you, and why the heck are you in our prison bay?" He asked.

"There's been a bit of a mix up, the Justice League ended captured me because they-"

"Woah, if my team caught you that's all the info I need, sorry hot stuff." He said turning around.

"W-Wait" She couldn't let this chance escape her, the last month had been miserable "If you help me get out, I would reform, I swear!"

Booster wanted to so badly, she was so beautiful, easily in the same league as Wonder Woman, Zatanna, and Vixen.

"Sir, the chances of her reforming are highly improbable if the Justice League had to detain her." Skeets warned him.

"Sorry, but if you're too dangerous to be sent to Striker's Island, the same place they're keeping the Joker, then there is no way I'm letting you out."

She was desperate now. Here goes nothing. She thought

"Alright, if you let me out…"She felt like she was going to hurl "…I'll have sex with you."

"Okay!" Booster said quickly deactivating the locks on the cell, the kinetic force field had disappeared and she was free. Booster stood in front of her expectantly. Superwoman sensually wrapper her arms around his neck, and as he lowered his lips to meet hers, he found them colliding with something else, her fist.

Booster was out cold in seconds, and Superwoman was free. She quickly dragged Booster's unconscious body and tossed him inside her cell, turning on the force field that they'd used to contain her.

She couldn't believe that actually worked, brain cells were something that this Booster Gold person was seriously lacking. It's almost as if he didn't take being a hero seriously. She turned to his machine Skeets, the machine flew away from her and she didn't bother trying to stop it. She'd be out of this stupid metro tower in no time.

She grinned mischievously.

"I'm in the mood for some hedonism, let's start with Prague." She said leaving the holding facility. She was able to easily buy-pass all of the security measures of the Tower due to having the exact same DNA as Wonder Woman. With a majority of the league's members unavailable, she couldn't have picked a better time to escape.

Two Hours later, Booster woke up, he found himself in the holding cell, and the actual prisoner had escaped. He began to sweat profusely, Batman would have his head for this.

Author's Note: That was the second one; this isn't going to be a super serious story. I fancy black humor, which will be prominent, mostly on Superwoman's part. Other characters will appear and please comment in the review section and tell me how you felt about her interaction with Batman.