Snape

Dear Diary,

I walked into my living room this morning and nearly fainted. It seems Lovegood, Granger and Weasley decided they would decorate my house to resemble a pink and purple wedding cake during the middle of the night. I ended up plucking frilly bows from my fan (and my couch and my table and my doorframes) until at least noon. Needless to say, they are not in my good graces. So, I made them make dinner. Not one of my brightest ideas. I won't be eating spaghetti for another decade. Besides, they didn't get home from their little excursion until after dark. It makes me wonder (more than I would like to, mind you) what it is they were doing. Anywho, all of the little hooligans traipsed off to the beach this morning, so at least they were out of my hair for the majority of the day. I even managed to catch the end of The Young and the Restless. That SOOO made my day. I bribed Draco into going with them (he does not approve of my soap operas) but now I owe him chocolate cake. Hmmmmm. Might have to consult the Food Network. Aw, crap. I forgot this weekend is "Fish Fillet Fiasco". Not good: I don't think Draco would appreciate flounder in his cake…then again…..assuming I could find a nice trout icing…WHAT AM I THINKING! See, I told you they were screwing with my head! Goodnight!

Harry

Dear Diary,

Okay, so I totally love the beach. Like, LOVE! Hermione ran into our room at about 5 o'clock in the morning screaming something about having to get to the beach and stake out spots for the rest of the day. I mean, she literally dragged the three of us out of bed and down the hall. She was in such a frenzy she almost pulled Malfoy along. Lucky she didn't (but it would have been funny). We all changed into swimsuits (thoroughly against our will) and were pushed out the door where Luna and Ginny were waiting. It may have been dawn, but when you get to see stuff like Ginny in a cute purple bikini, it sort of makes you forget you were just yanked out of bed. But, true to form, Ron made her put some pants on till we got there. Such a spoilsport. The girls in general were quite boring most of the morning ("leave us alone we're sunbathing" and "if you come one step closer we will shoot you with laser beams from our eyes" type stuff). Ridiculous. Me and Ron and Neville had fun attacking eachother in the water though. Neville even found a little jellyfish (it stung him at least six times) that he named Leroy. Leroy is NOT a happy jellyfish. At around noon, Draco randomly showed up to crash our party. Said Snape made him come. What a load of bull, he knows he loves us! He just sat under his umbrella for a while before coming over to inspect what we were doing. We introduced him to Leroy, who was very….affectionate (poor Malfoy). I think the high point of the entire day was our lovely game of chicken. Neville, being Neville was the ref. Draco, being Draco insisted he play and therefore win. Draco refused to touch Luna (and I wasn't letting him near Ginny), so poor Hermione was forced to endure being on his shoulders the entire game. Ron and Luna actually worked well together, maybe that's why they (technically) won. Draco and Hermione "won" because if they didn't Draco swore the time continuum would have an aneurism. Upon getting back to the house, we found Snape furious with all females. And he forced them to cook dinner. If you ask me, it was more of a punishment for the rest of us. Hermione is good at lots of things…cooking is NOT one of them. I repeat….do not go towards the spaghetti. It will only bring death. Or an acute need to puke. Excuse me while I do so…..NITE!

Hermione

Dear Diary,

WE WENT TO THE BEACH! YAY! OMG, it was soooooo much fun. I pulled the guys out of bed real early after we were all ready. You should have seen their faces, it was priceless! I finally got a chance to break in my new swimsuit: it's yellow with daisies all over it. Though, I really liked Ginny's which was like a swirly purple and silver. Luna's on the other hand was…interesting. It was baby blue, but covered in an assortment of rainbow zoo animals. The sunbathing went as beautifully as we had planned, save for the minor interruptions of people yelling at someone named Leroy. Draco showed up midday and sat under his little stuffy umbrella, attempting to avoid contact with us (not that we minded in the least). Then of course Ronald Weasley, a self confirmed GIT decided we should play chicken. I, undoubtedly would get stuck with Draco. And we won. Because HE cheated. And I'm beginning to worry about myself a little…I think I liked it (playing chicken, not cheating). But…..ew. Just eeeeeew. Besides, I have no intention of crushing Ron's soul, I'm quite fond of it actually. When we got home…let's just say…wow. Snape was pissed about the bows (sooo def called that one) so he made me, Luna and Ginny cook dinner. It was a DISASTER. Crunchy spaghetti, sauce that was runny and chunky at the same time…let's not even talk about the "garlic bread" (more like garlic bricks). Now, completely assured I will never make a fair housewife, I bid you goodnight.

Draco

Dear Diary,

I swear I heard Granger in my room this morning, but when I woke up, there was noone. Not even the people that were supposed to be there. After hijacking some toast, I went down to Snape's Potions lab to see where everybody was. Of course. Beach house. Beach. Sleeping in the same room as Potter is obviously having negative affects on my mental capabilities. Snape bribed me with cake (just…..can't …resist…..) so when it was finally a semi-decent hour I went to find "them" on the beach. They were fairly easy to spot. Potter, Weasley and Longbottom were frickin' FROLICKING in the water, but the girls were just kind of laying around. I agreed more with this philosophy so I set my umbrella a fair distance away and watched the three in the water make fools of themselves. Eventually I got bored and went over to see what was up, but I ended up covered in jellyfish stings. Damn them all. In Ron's first good idea….ever….we decided to play chicken. I got partnered with Granger (who for a Mudblood is not half bad) ….HELL WHAT AM I SAYING! Eh, I'm just happy we won. Fair and square. And a word of caution…NEVER eat a Granger/Weasley/Lovegood-prepared meal. I swear whatever it was they concocted tonight probably made Salazar Slytherin turn in his grave. Potent. But Deadly.

Neville

Dear Diary,

I have a new pet. Draco likes to sit under umbrellas. I woke up really early this morning and it's all Hermione's fault. Three are no marshmallows left. Phooey! Harry and Ron are friends with Leroy too. Hermione and Ginny and Luna are terrible cooks. I really need to get a handle on these disjointed thoughts. Snape does not like bows. Or girls. I think he's gay. Hmmm. SPAGHETTI OF DOOM!

Luna

Dear Diary,

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Rainbow zoo animal print bikini!

Ron

Dear Diary,

Me (mad Malfoy had Hermione on his shoulders)

Me (more mad it was my idea)

Beach (good for finding jellyfish)

Neville (good at naming jellyfish)

Hermione (has cool yellow swimsuit)

Snape (in need of anger management)

Girls (not to be messed with while on the beach)

Harry (has a crush on my sister)

Spaghetti (TERRIBLE)

Ginny

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