The Drunk and the Lazy
Chapter Two: Madara
Lazy. I choose that word to describe myself. I could probably think of other words to portray a better picture of myself: but that's just it−I'm too lazy to do even that.
But, for the story's sake, I guess I should further introduce myself: the name is Madara…yeah, you don't get a last name…as you'll find out with most of this era. I am a pureblooded dog-demon. And for the moment, that's all you're going to get. Perhaps time will reveal more what I look like.
Today actually was a productive day for me: I was just lounging in a tree, snacking on these snacks the "time jumping girl" gave me. I was minding my own business (as I always do) when this girl came stumbling out of absolutely nowhere. I could smell that she was a mortal but something was wrong with her− I got the familiar whiff of some strong sake but other than that, there was something off. Something I've never smelled before. Well actually she kind of smelled like what's-her-face.
Seeing as though I ran out of snacks, I decided to check this shit out. I stopped dead in my tracks as I saw some low life demon approach her: this could be very entertaining. It kind of was but, some butterfly or other distracted me. It soon flew away so I turned my gaze back to the freak only to find the girl passed out.
I picked up a stick as I approached it.
"Oi. You dead?" I said as I poked its back with the stick. It didn't move but I heard a slight groan. I crouched down beside her and pushed her onto her back (with the stick of course, I don't know where this thing has been).
"Hit me, sir!" she murmured…(as if she were at a bar?).
"Well, okay," I said as I punched her in the shoulder lightly. She moaned and fell back to sleep. Do I eat her? Is this edible? Nah, too easy. Wait, do I even eat humans? No, too gamey. What to do with her… Well, I got nothing better to do. So I grabbed her by the scruff of her shirt and stalked off…
