A Wolf's Worst Sale (2)

Garth and Lilly were conversing and moving around item in their den. They needed to sell their stuff but how?

"How about this?" Lilly asked, holding up a chewed up old shoe. Garth stared at it in decision.

"I'm not sure…"

"Oh come on! It's an old, chewed up shoe. Do you really need it?"

"Well, it might come in handy when we have human feet." Garth said, holding up his front paws. Lilly stared at him with a 'really?!' look.

"It's also good for about 3 caribou noses." She said, throwing the shoe in a pile. Just then, Humphrey and Aaron walked in with confused looks.

"What's going on here?" Humphrey asked.

"We're having a garage sale. Do you want to buy something?" Lilly asked.

"We're wolves. We don't carry money." Aaron said.

"Not money. Caribou."

"Oh. Well, isn't caribou sort of our money?"

"Uhm… you know? I think you're right."

"No…really!" Aaron said sarcastically.

"You really have to do that?" Garth asked in frustration.

"What? Be funny? Hell yeah!"

"No, not that. Being sarcastic."

"Well, yeah. That's how I get my point across."

"Well, I'm… ugh! Forget it!"

"Really? Forget it? I thought I'll just remember everything we said." Aaron said again sarcastically.

"Stop that!" Garth exclaimed.

"Guys, stop it." Humphrey said chuckling. "As much as I want to see Aaron get beaten up…"

"Hey!"

"Let me finish. As much as I want to see Aaron get beaten up, I have to say that I would like to help you guys."

"You will?!" Lilly said joyfully.

"Yeah, sure, why not? And maybe Aaron can help post up signs."

"Why do I have to be a part of this?"

"Because I said so."

"You sound just like my mother…" Aaron said folding his arms.

"Okay, so let's begin." And with that, they did. The garage sale started as a complete success.

Wolves from different territories gathered around their items. Of course, the four knew all of them. But there was one wolf there that seemed… off.

It looked like a male beta with orange and gray fur. He wore a top hat and a monocle. Lord knows where he got that getup from.

"Um, Lilly?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know him?" Garth asked as he pointed to the wolf.

"No. Is he new here?"

"I don't know. Let's go talk to him." And with that, they did.