Chapter 2 side effect

N/A: i own nothing

Giles rushed over to the green behemoth to check on him so he did not see Ethan hobble out the back door "sir are you ok, crap how do you get this thing off" Giles muttered "you don't that's the point" a women's voice came from the suit "who are you I thought that this was man" oh he is a man alright, and I am an ai in the suit this boy is in well can't call him a boy he is a Spartan now" cortana said the last bit to herself "well can you open the helmet so I can see if he is ok" "on second, there it should come off now" Giles took off the helmet and gasped "Xander" "you know Shorty" "yes we well we that is to say I am the Liberian at his school him and his two friend spend much time there" "oh finally I get to have a intelligent conversion with a male" "would not bet on it" Giles muttered

"Oh god no more twinkes and spicy food before bed" Xander said

"ah Xander you are awake" "wow sorry g man did I fall asleep in the stacks again" "what do you mean again" "boys I think that we have important matters to discus like why I am here and you are a Spartan Xander is it" "yes it is and who are you" "please what did I do to deserve two of them think who you are dressed as and who rides around in his head and who keeps him alive" "err cortana shit crap what the hell is going on here and why do I remember reach and growing up there" "Xander go home and come to the Library tomorrow and we will talk about what happened" "ok g man" Xander then went to get up but cortana said "easy work with the suit not against it relax you're muscles and think every move" "ok I can do this" he got up as Giles was leaving the store and up the helmet on went home

XANDERS HOME

"Ok how do you take this off" Xander asked

"I will undo the clamps and then all you have to do is take off the parts first the helmet then the arms then the chest then the legs then the belt ok" Xander then went about taking off the armour when he was done he took out the chip cortana was stored on and put it next to the computer cortana went into the computer and said "why am I in this relic even in this time it is a relic" "well I thought you could surf the net you would probity really surf it but well you know what I mean look up thing and do things you AI's do" thank you Xander oh by the way what is your full name" "Alexander Harris why"

"Oh I'm just going to look you up on all the relevant databases ok" "o ok if that is all"

With that Xander fell into bed and went to sleep. While he was doing that cortana and Andromeda where talking "why did you have me follow you back here" "well If I know Xander over there he will want he will want me to make weapons and or ships for him and you will be looking for a captain look I will look up his information on this relic and share with you" "ok but what will I do with these two ship" Andromeda came in the window towing the enterprise and the death star "have them hover over in the corner, let's see his class grades say he is a slacker but his exams say he is a genius he has a file with child protective services and shit suspected of father beating him but nothing was done look at his medical records they stop and start up about a year ago but the ones a year ago have suspected gang member written on them what the hell is going on here" I don't know but I know he is a captain and I will help him why don't you work on getting money and I will get his impeachment and place to live" "ok done a lot of drug dealers will be pissed in the morning"

They both went on like that the rest of the night

When 8 o'clock came Xander woke with a jump and said thank god it was only a dream"

"You better not be dreaming inappropriate dreams about me Alexander" came cortana's voice from the computer.

"no no no I thought that me being a Spartan was a dream and why is there a model of the Andromeda ascended flying around the room and the enterprise Sovran class is that the death star cortana" "yes" "will you be answering me or do I have to ask Andromeda" "well ...cortana told him about the spell how the three ships where above him when it hit him and about telling Andromeda to follow them home...good news Xander Andromeda has chosen you to captain her" "sorry I would be jumping for joy right now if she was life size" "I understand that is why we have got you impeached and will now live at the old computer tech company in town and we will be building a new and improved Andromeda there but will take time to build the ship yard and the constructer I have designed" "ok where did you get all the money for that" " oh I ripped off a couple of the biggest dealers I the world they will never find me" "oh god I can see it now boy blames fictional character on biggest theft in history" "yea you be in the insane asylum in no time but you need to get to the Library I will meet you there turn on the computer when you get there"

To be continued