Unspoken Rules of the U.S.S Enterprise

Now that you have finished the first set of rules, please familiarise yourself with the following.

One: Despite what you may come to believe, neither the Captain nor Mr. Scott are insane. We have had them evaluated by a team of Starfleet Doctors. (Dr. McCoy is not insane either. He is just very emotional and protective of his patients).

Two: Kensar is a sentient being, and an officer. He is not Mr. Scott's "little spiked cuddle thing."

Three: For future reference, Mr. Chekov and Mr. Sulu are straight and are not in a relationship together. Neither are the Captain and First Officer. Disregard anything you hear to the contrary.

Four: You will not get Scotty to make the replicators produce nothing but your favourite foods by bribing him with twelve year old scotch.

Five: If you know who "Sylar" is, please inform the First Officer. ==Medical Warning, as issued by the Chief Medical Officer== After talking to the Communications Officer, I, Dr. Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer, advise you not to tell Spock who Sylar is. This is a medical warning, as the command crew find it funny watching Spock trying to figure this out, and will hurt you if you blab. ==End Warning==

Six: ==The following is a medical alert notice== Please do not call Lt. Uhura a "mother hen," even if she is being one.

Seven: No, we have not found Admiral Archers Beagle. Do not ask Scotty about him, unless you want an angry Scots man charging you with claymore drawn and kilt flying (and yes, this will happen).

Eight: Despite the angry exchanges, the command crew are loyal to each other. Never doubt that.

Nine: Wait to be invited to the poker game.

Ten: (Related to the above) Despite what you may hear, there is no strip poker allowed aboard an Active Duty Starships. ==Captains Note== The last two rules do not apply to when we are in Space Dock. Wait for Spock to leave. ==End note==

Eleven: In relation to one of our security team—NEVER call him Cupcake.