And here's another random one-shot thingy! Well, hope you like it, it's kind of random. Okay, it's REALLY random. Well, enjoy!
HUMANIZED Bionicle, because can you really see robots doing a commercial?
Disclaimer: Me no own.
Commercial 1
"I can't believe I'm doing this…" Tahu sighed as people bustled around, fixing cameras and lighting.
"Oh, you believe it Tahu-friend!" said Lewa cheerfully. "We're gonna be in a commercial!"
"Okay, positions everyone!" cried Jaller. "We're recording in 10… 9…"
Tahu quickly jogged over and plopped down on a couch, doing his best to look upset. Lewa ran over in front of the screen. "8… 7… 6…"
Pohatu stood behind a box with a hole cut in the middle. He straightened his clip-on tie. "5…4…3…"
Gali sprinted up to Pohatu and stood beside him in the cutout. "2…1… and, ACTION!"
Lewa smiled. "Has this ever happened to you?" The camera quickly switched over to Tahu, who was staring at a TV with soap operas on. "This TV is SO boring!" he exclaimed.
"Well look no further," said Lewa as the camera focused on him again. "Because with the new picture box you'll not ever not never not be bored again!"
Tahu's face brightened. "What did he just say?"
"Why go without not never not ever not having a picture box when you could not never not be having a good time?"
Tahu smiled. "That makes sense!"
"With the picture box you can watch the news!" Lewa exclaimed.
The camera focused on the cardboard cutout with Pohatu (featuring a clip-on tie) and Gali (featuring a skirt). "Well, in other news," said Pohatu. "Turaga Dume has just banned farting!" Suddenly, there was an enormous BLARP, followed by several soldiers breaking down the door.
"Freeze!" one yelled. "Who farted!"
Pohatu pulled out a pistol. "You'll never catch me alive, suckers!" he ducked behind the fake table and fired a couple rounds. Gali checked her phone. "Hey," she said. "Some monkeys escaped from the-" that's as far as she got before a herd of monkeys barreled in.
Then there was chaos, with soldiers and Pohatu fighting each other, the monkeys, and Gali hitting one monkey with a stick.
"Or sports!" Lewa chattered on.
Kongu bolted down the court, past two defenders, and easily rolled in the layup. "Foul!" cried the ref. "What!" cried Nuparu, the defender. "He had a clear path to the basket!"
"Bull-*bleep*!" shouted Hewkii, the referee. "You hacked him! Hacked him with a *beep*ing CHAINSAW!"
"That's IT!" screamed Nuparu. "I'm gonna kick your *bleep*!"
"Oh yeah? WELL *bleep* *bleep* *bleep-ity* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleeeeeeep*!"
Nuparu and Hewkii lunged at each other, and-
"You can watch action and adventure!" said Lewa.
"Don't make me kill you!" shouted Kopaka.
"Uh, dude?"
"Don't 'uh, dude' ME! You're going DOWN Tahu!"
"But that's a WATER gun! Plus you're pointing it the WRONG WAY to shoot me! You end up getting yourself wet!"
Kopaka looked at the water gun. "OOOOHHHH, thanks, Tahu!" he began to turn the right way, but then stopped. "Wait a second. You're trying to trick me, aren't you? Well, jokes on you, idiot!" Kopaka turned the water gun back in the wrong direction.
"No," said Tahu. "You're really going to-"
"Shut UP!" Kopaka pulled the trigger, and a tsunami erupted from the gun, enveloping him, leaving him soaking wet. "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" he yelled. "I'm MELTING! MEEEEELLLLTTTTTIIIING!"
"And," finished Lewa. "You can even chuck it at annoying people!" Suddenly a picture box flew out of nowhere and hit Lewa in the head. "OW!" he shouted. "NOT funny guys!"
Then Lewa's smile returned. "So anyway, call now and you'll get the picture box. BUT WAIT. We'll also throw in a banana! BUT WAIT. Call right now and we'll throw in Tahu-"
"What?"
"BUT WAIT. Call right now and we'll also throw in your very own bi-bam-bop! So call right now, because your bi-bam-bop is getting cold! So call before it's too late!"
Then Kopaka hopped in front of Lewa. "TOO LATE," he said. "If you call now you won't get a banana, you won't get your cold bi-bam-bop, hell, you won't even get the picture box. But you can still keep Tahu."
"HEY-"
"And that's a wrap!" shouted Jaller. "Okay, now we'll just do some editing and then the money will start rolling in! See you later people! Well, what are you waiting for? GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
The rest of the Bionicle cast promptly high-tailed it out of there.
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And it's done! Another random thing nobody cares about! Anyway, please review! I'll give you a cookie!
