(So, a while back, I was talking to two friends about Cars 2 and I said "I think Cars 2 would be better as a Mater Tall Tale than an actual movie." Since then, I couldn't stop think about it and so, here is my version of Cars 2.)

Nighttime had arrived in Radiator Springs & everyone was heading home from watching a new spy movie at the Drive-Thru.
"Probably one of the better movies we've watched."
"You bet your ding dang bumper it was." Silence fell over the cars before Mater broke it. "I was a spy once."
"What?" A slight chuckle left McQueen's mouth during his question.
"Not just any spy though, one of the best in the world."
A circle with a steel grey around it follows Mater as he drives past a white background, but stops when Mater stops and points his light at it.
"Mater7, Agent Mater7."

"Agent McMissile, this is agent Redline. My cover has been blown. I require some back-up over."
"Roger that."
Two doors swing open as a grey Aston Martin enters the hallway. "I worked alongside two agents, Agent McMissile..." McMissile then entered a room where Mater7 & a purple Jaguar were busy in a workshop. "...and Agent Shiftwell."
"Our rendaivu with Agent Redline has been blown. He needs our help."
McMissile, Shiftwell & Mater7 drove to the end of the hallway where two big metal doors opened. The room had asphalt black floor with two long white walls, with the floor lifting slightly up. The wall on the far end of the room, which was a door, moved up to reveal the blue sky. McMissile went off the end first and splash into the water, far below. He reemerged, with his wheels gone and replaced with skis. He powered along the water as Shiftwell deployed her side and rear wings. He drove off the edge but as soon as her wheels left the ground, flames shot out of her exhaust and she flew away, after McMissile. Mater7 smirked, as two large thrusts came out of his truck bed, which propelled him forward. Then, out of the top of his tow rope gear, a parachute came out and help him glide through the air.

Agent Redline had been followed by two gremlins and took off his disguise too soon. Because of it, the gremlins that followed him started to attack him. Because Redline was a muscle car, he had the agility and speed to dodge the two gremlins, but because they attacked at different times, he didn't have a enough time to aim his pistol. Mater7 detached his parachute and, with his thrusts still burning, rammed right into one of the gremlins, pushing them down the street at top speed. McMissile's front right tire got magnetized and placed his tire on the gremlin's hood, and threw it him away. With McMissile and Mater7 watching the streets, Shiftwell went to make the exchange.
"Are you alright?"
"Never better." Redline replied, shaking his two front tires. "I think it would be best if we discuss this, in a more private location..."
So, they went back to McMissile's secret HQ and Redline put his chip in one of the computers.
"As you know," Redline began, "for a while, Professor Z was known to be the boss of the L.E.M.O.N.S., however recent evidence may suggest that there is a new boss. Zygmunt Camshafter, or Zil. His new HQ is somewhere in Havana, Cuba. He bought a warehouse there and has been using it to hide items he stole. I also managed to get blueprints of the building."
"So," Agent McMissile replied "Let's go get them back. Miss Shiftwell, please contact Siddeley & tell him to meet us outside in a few minutes."
Siddeley landed outside the HQ and the four cars drove into the back.
"40 miles outside Havana, west side."
Siddeley pointed his thrusts down and he took off. Once he was in the air, he pointed his thrusts back and was sent flying.

Mater7, McMissile, Shiftwell & Redline arrived outside warehouse.
"Alright, recharge your invisible cloaks, put on your disguise kits. We move silently & independently from here on out." McMissile & Shiftwell went around the back with Redline going through the front door. Mater7 turned invisible and drove up the door. Using his hook, he caught the bottom of one of the guards & threw him towards the other. The door opened as the guard shot pass it so, Mater7 jumped over him. The door slammed behind him as guards started arguing. The warehouse had bad lighting as the lights above him flickered and sparked, strange shadows popped on the walls with each flicker. Mater7 went up the ramp, up onto the upper gangways. He drove along, watching the ground below. However, up ahead, was another agent, about to fall. Mater7 decloaked but as he did, he felt an electric shock on his rear bumper. He didn't know that Grem was about to attack the agent, Agent Turbo. The electric shock stopped & Mater7 felt like he was about to pass out.

He woke, high above the ground, on a hook. Then, he looked to his left & saw, on the platform...
"Agent Mater7 & Agent Turbo, oh, it's like Christmas morning."
"Zil..."
"Oh, how nice of you to know who I am." Zil smirked evilly. "Shame we can't catch up...kill them!"
Professor Z flicked a lever and the conveyor belt, that the hook was attached to, began moving. Mater7 gasped as he saw a pot to his right.
"Molten Copper, my dear Mater7." He then turned to his right and drove onto the scrap pile. Below, was a acer called Pacer and Turbo was in a scrapping machine, which had two sets of jaws. "Like the pile Turbo? Oh, don't worry...it will look better with you on top of it." Pacer flicked the switch and the jaws began moving towards each other, squishing Turbo. Mater7 was know over the pot of molten copper and the hook dropped him. Mater7 fell and his front tire touched the molten copper...
"Wait a minute!"

"Mater, if you fell into the copper, then how are you now here telling me the story?"
"...oh, I must have left out the best part of the story..."

"Molten copper, my dear Mater7." Zil turned to his right when a loud explosion sent bricks flying behind Professor Z & Zil. The outline of a car could be seen through the smoke as it drove towards them.
"The arrival of Agent Red Lightning." The car was a red sports car with a lighter red outline of a lightning bolt on it's sides and hood.
"Hello Zil." Red Lightning fired one of his side bazooka and it hit the ground in front of Zil, pushing him backwards and into the pot. Zil screamed as the heat melted him but his scream soon became muffled by the sound of the molten copper melting him. Professor Z then turned his attention back to Red Lightning, who had put his side bazookas away and took out his M4 (carbine rifle), which laid sideways in his right headlight and pointed at Professor Z.
"Dance monkey." He fired bullets at the ground, as Professor Z began jumping around, trying not to get hit by the bullets. Mater7 was know over the molten copper when the hook dropped him but the hook got caught in Shiftwell's rear wing. Shiftwell flew Mater7 to Turbo and launched him at Acer. Mater7 deployed his thrusts and went flying into Acer, sending him flying. Redline drove up to Red Lightning and took out his pistol. Together, the two fired bullets at Professor Z, that pierced through his metal body and killing him instantly. McMissile, Turbo, Shiftwell and Mater7 all drove up alongside Red Lightning and Redline on the platform.
"They killed the boss!"
"Kill them!"
And soon, the room was full of gremlins, trunkovs, pacers and hugos, all racing to the agents. The 6 agents jumped off the platform and down into the oncoming army of lemons.
"With Zil gone and the L.E. .S. wiped out, we had nothing to worry about. We had saved the day and we're still waiting all these years for a new bad guy to come along so we can be them too."
"WHAT?!

"Mater, that didn't happen."
"Oh yeah, then why did they let me keep these here rockets?"
Mater forgot that when the thrusts came out, they instantly sent him flying. Mater was sent flying down the road, leaving two long lines of fire after him. McQueen looked at the flames then, stared off into the distance.