I have to admit that I wasn't that big of a Star Wars fan. Not until episodes 1, 2, and 3 came out anyway. But I have only seen them maybe once each so I may not be getting everything right. As to wether Jar Jar's planet was still in the senate at the end of episode 3 is one. But this is a spoof and I need him there to start phase two of the cookie tender's plan.
"Phase two. Rodger 667. 333 isa ready. The package isa about to be delivered." Jar Jar turns off his com and opens a drawer in which several novelty shirts lay that states I Don't Have to be Good I'm Cute and 333 I'm only Half Evil and moves them aside to reveal an ordinary looking cookie box. He picks up the box then opens the door and steps outside. Several of the clone warriors mill about the senate hallways Jar Jar steps up to the closest one. "Excuse meesa. This here package was delivered to my office by mistake. Would yousa please see that it gets to the Chancellor?"
The clone takes the package and looks down at the address. "Of course Senator Binks."
"One more thing." Jar Jar waves his hand in front of the clone. "Iffen asked yousa never saw meesa today. That package came in on the supply ship this morning."
"Excuse me, this package came in on the supply ship this morning. I must deliver it to the Chancellor's office."
"Well then yousa have a nice day."
"Thank you Senator Binks and same to you."
Jar Jar stands and watches the clone rush off down the hall. He continues down the hall so that he doesn't arouse suspicion. He smirks to himself. He will do anything for cookies.
-2-
"One surprise mint chocolate chip cookie milkshake-it was a crowd pleaser with the droids."
"The droids drank milk shakes?"
"They say it gave their batteries a real charge."
"So-I didn't catch your name."
"A Baker but around here I'm just called the cookie tender."
"A Baker?"
"Good name for a cookie maker 'eh?"
"That's your real name?"
"Cross my heart hope to die. At least I didn't get saddled with Z Plumber like my half brother."
"Yowsa! Am I hot tonight or what?" Darth Sideous looks down at the cookie tender between songs. "I'm in the mood for brownies tonight. Can you do that in 30 minutes or less Cookie Tender?"
The cookie tender looks up at Darth Sideous on stage. "Was little Aniken Skywalker the best pod racer ever? Yo Rodger fire up the nuke 'em!"
Darth Vader looks up in shock at the Cookie Tender's mention of his real name.
The first kitchen droid looks up. "Rodger that's a go for the nuke 'em!"
The second kitchen droid turns on the oven. "Rodger-Rodger the nuke 'em is fired!"
The first kitchen droid replies. "Rodger on that Rodger-Rodger! The nuke 'em is fired sir!"
"Rodger-Roger!" The cookie tender smirks to herself as she glances up at Darth Sideous. "Rodger prep for recipe 18."
"Rodger that prepping for recipe 18." The first droid goes to work.
"I hate those droids!" Darth Vader looks up at Darth Sideous as the Cookie Tender heads back toward the kitchen. "If she weren't such a damn good baker-I would have her head for that."
Darth Vader doesn't respond he just turns his attention to the milkshake as he wonders just what he has gotten himself into.
The cookie tender enters the kitchen and puts on her apron that says 667 Evil and then Some and goes to work on the brownies.
Darth Sideous request of the day: Brownies. Care for one or at least the Cookietender's recipe-if you wish to become a minion that is ;)
