I DO NOT OWN TEEN TITANS!
That clear enough? XD
Fan Girl Attack
Head lines news beep once more.
The camera goes to show that annoying brown haired news reporter; Tiara as she stacks her papers while smiling as if someone glued her face to that position.
"Hello and thank you for tuning into-" we go through that whole bla-bla thing. "-In other news, riots were taking place only hours ago on our own streets! And the most shocking part of it all was that the Teen Titans were partially to blame, fan girl riot. Yes- scary thought of screaming girls tugging at the poor boys in hopes of getting something they can keep or sell on E-bay. But anyways we have gotten footage of the shocking event. Warning this may not be suitable for younger viewers."
The screen goes to show the main street of Jump city, it is all calm for a moment. Cars driving pass, birds singing; then Robin and Beast Boy go running past the screen- followed closely by about fifty screaming girls. The camera quickly turns and follows the action.
"Dude! We can't lose them!" Beast Boy wails.
"We have too!" Robin yells while huffing out his breath.
"Wait, why are we RUNNING from screaming girl fans?" Beast Boy asks suddenly.
"Because they want to strip us and poke and whatever!" Robin yells as if Beast Boy were crazy.
"... good point... WE GOTTA LOSE THESE GIRLS!" Beast Boy looks around before running into a near by building, dragging Robin behind him.
The girls run past- (though why they didn't see the boys that were only a few feet in front of them run into the store- I DUNO) while screaming out the boys names.
"We lost them," Robin sighs thankfully.
"Oh my god! Bree! Isn't that Beast Boy!" a brown haired girl asks as she tugs on a dark brown haired girl's sleeve.
'Bree' turns her head to look at the boys. "Oh my god, IT IS!"
"Uhh..." Beast Boy and Robin look around, just to see they are in a Teen Titan fan club.
"CRAP!" Beast Boy screams before running out- closely followed by both Robin and ten more screaming girls.
Robin steals a glance behind them then looks at Beast Boy as they run. "What now?"
"I duno! I knew we should have just stayed home today!" Beast Boy whines.
"I-ARG!" Robin yelps as he is tackled to the ground.
"Robin!" Beast Boy yells.
"GO! Save yourself!" Robin yells as he starts getting dragged off.
"WE GOT ONE!" one girl screams and the others cheer before taking after Beast Boy.
"I'll get Starfire!" Beast Boy yells before running towards the tower.
"Good! You hold Robin down Mash! We'll get Beast Boy!" the brown hair girl yells as she runs.
"Will do!" Mash yells.
Beast Boy morphs into a cheetah and runs down the street, the magic camera manages to stay on him. Beast Boy is about to morph to go over the lake when he spots Starfire and Terra sitting at the pizza parlor. He quickly resumes human form.
"Beast Boy, you are, not feeling well?" Starfire asks after noting his horror stricken face.
"Fan girls. They- they were everywhere! Robin- he got caught!" Beast Boy stuttered.
Starfire gasped as her eyes started glowing a hot green.
"Were they after you?" Terra asked him.
Beast Boy nodded, taking in deep breathes.
"Oh that's it!" Terra stands up sharply as her eyes glow bright yellow.
"SHOW US TO WERE THESE GIRLS ARE!" Starfire demands and Beast Boy obeys.
Screen goes back to Tiara.
"Well okay! Time for a TV break so I can leave you all in suspense and-" she is hit in the head with a coffee cup- knocked out of chair.
"NO! Show us the rest!" someone yells off set and the camera goes back to the little Titan movie.
The next scene shows the three Titans at the mob of fan girls.
"STARFIRE!" Robin yells as he drowns in fan girls, only part of his face and hand show up. "SAVE ME!"
"ROBIN!" Starfire cries as she grabs his hand and tugs to pull him out.
"I'M DROWING! I CAN'T BREATH!" Robin cries out as he continues to drown in the fan girls.
"NO YOU SHALL NOT!" Starfire screams as she gives a final tug and pulls her boy friend (-cough- not that Robin would admit to that, or Starfire -cough-) from the sea of crazed girls.
The screen goes over to Terra who has tackled the brown haired girl to the ground.
"FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOY! GOT IT!" Terra screams.
"But-" the girl starts.
"NO! MINE!" Terra growls before jumping up and glaring.
The girl stands up then walks off pouting, making sniffling noises as she does so.
The screen goes back to Tiara.
Tiara has a blue ice pack held at the side of her head. "Well... Okay then that was one heck of a riot... but alwell no one died. Well I duno, we are getting information that may have led to these three girls being hurt badly by the Titans, their names are: Bree, Mash and Tee-uh. Mm hm, interesting. Well thank you for tuning in for another err- interesting news program, and let me end this by saying- whoever threw that freaking cup is going to be meeting the three girls in the hospital, so Ash, start running! Thank you and have a wonderful night!" Tiara leaves the screen and runs off set, tackling a blonde girl who is supposed' 'Ash'.
Okay, I put myself and my friends in this again XD it was fun!
I was going to do Jerry Springer, but I loved how this came out so posted it insted. Hope you enjoyed!
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