DISCLAIMER: I don't know who the hell would sue me for writing about a show that's been off the air for almost two decades, but whatever. I DO NOT OWN NIGHT COURT, NBC, MY COMPUTER, OR ANY OF THEIR AFFILIATES. In fact, I know almost nothing about Night Court. This is a Birthday Present to my friend Markaleen. Happy Birthday Homegirl!
Note: Takes place after Phantom of the Court House. AU, which means that Charlie never existed, and Tony can go fuck himself, no one gives a shit about him.

Song for this chapter – Kryptonite – Three Doors Down

Day Ten

Saying that Harold T. Stone was upset would be an understatement. Christine had been snatched (quite literally) from his embrace. A mere few hours after they'd- great, now he was thinking like Dan. Speaking of which, where was Dan? Probably in Hawaii or Florida, banging a hooker. The phone rang. Harry jumped on it, hoping it was news, or better yet, Christine herself! "Hello?" Harry asked. "Where the hell are you?" asked the voice on the other end. It was Roz, and she was pissed. "Hi Roz," Harry tried to sound ill, and not as if the light of his life could have been extinguished. "I'm not feeling well today, I'm going to call in sick today." Roz replied "Sir, you've called in sick for the past nine days, this is the last time, understand?" "Fine, I'm taking a vacation!" "Sir, you used up all of your vacation time following Mel Tormé and the Kiki Marcos Band." Harry shot back "It was the route of Mel Tormé and the Chico Marks Band for their tour of '49. Why is it soooo important that I come back to work?" "Because," said Roz, "your substitute is Eve Garder. Between that bitch, and our lovely replacement prosecuting attorney, you know the one with the stick up his ass? It is unbearable here." "Good bye Roz." Harry said before he hung up. He got up and paced. Where could Christine be? His doorbell rang, and he unhappily went to answer it. When he opened the door, he saw Tony, Christine's Ex boyfriend. "Hey, Sullivan isn't answering her door. You, like her friend, right? You know if she be in the mood for a quick lay?" Harry was not in the mood for this bullshit. Without uttering a word, he kicked Tony in the balls and then slammed the door in his face. Harry lay down on his couch, staring at the clock Christine had given him for his birthday. It was going backwards, as if to mock him.

"Kryptonite"

I took a walk around the world
To ease my troubled mind
I left my body laying somewhere
In the sands of time
But I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon

I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be
Something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head,
If not for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be there
Holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
With my superhuman might
Kryptonite
Yeah!