Chapter 2: Going famous.
The next day, Kiryu brought the strange egg to the NHK talk show for their interviews about the strange egg . In the waiting room he saw all kind of weird guests that range from , a scarface nun with bag pipe , an old lady with her shopping bag chained up and an old man who is a WW2 veteran that brought himself a weird sets of engine . Then the egg started to hatch out golden dragon three heads , the infant lizard saw the clerk's huge butt , it reach out trying to get a bite of it but only to get stop when Kiryu saw its hatching. "Wanako here everybody and welcome to the strange phenonamon of the century as we welcome an egg which just recently hatch into a baby draaaaagooooon !" anouced the host. Then Kiryu walk in with the egg with the infant dragon, "Said how did you get yourself such a weirddddd looking dragon ?" asked the host.
"Well do you remember the eclipse on last Tuesday,…" begin Kiryu.
While then at the pet shop mr Shiragami is counting the money he has for the last sales, when he heard the radio, "The address, the address! Doah! At least it was a good advertisement." mr Shiragami was furious that Kiryu didn't said the address of the shop so that he can be famous. While then Biollante walked into the shop, "Kiryu is so good when he come on live." Biollante begun. "Oh please, so you got the hots on him don't you." He asked, it makes his daughter blush slightly.
"Well he is kind, honest, hardworking and …" then she is interrupted by her boss "Don't tell me that the greasy boyfriend tied you up again and you're late because of that." Mr Shiragami said, mentioning her rather evil boyfriend, "Actually i got handcuffed." then she walked home where she continue her dream to live with Kiryu in a villa and raise Godzilla and a daughter, telling bedtime stories for their kids . But alas how can those moments that she wants can ever come true when they are living in a place where the home economy is down under. While then Kiryu is feeding the three headed dragon with bloods from his artificial heart, by cut a small wound on his thumb and let the three headed dragon to suck it till it fell asleep, "I think I'll call you Elika ." said Kiryu.
The next morning more people are coming in to buy pet monsters, Kiryu race into the shop for an emergency. "Kiryu did you remember that appointment?" Mr Shiragami asked Kiryu. And it struck Kiryu, he had forgotten a very important appointment, "Oh no i forgot!" This has finally gave Mr Shiragami a reason to kicked Kiryu out of the shop for good, he shouted out loud to the customers. "You forgot? YOu hear that god? He forgot!" Kiryu quickly raced into the back storage to a cage loaded with a two headed snake. "Erika i need to make an emergency arrengement!" She quickly asked Kiryu the kind of arrangement he need. "Baby, wedding, birthday, funeral?"
"Playboy shows off." Kiryu reply. Erika quickly uses her vine and pick a two headed snake into a cage and handed the cage to Kiryu. "Thanks. Gosh i wish that we can spend sometimes with each other." Kiryu said, trying to ask her out for a date. "How about you go shopping with me?" She asked, Kiryu is battle hardened but the offer was like a hammer to his CPU. Him went shopping with a girl is something that the world will laugh about for the next millenium. "You will? I mean, you and i, together, at a shopping mall?" He asked her looking at her pearl like eyes. "Sure why not?" But before he can go any further with Mr Shiragami's daughter he was forced to make the delivery run. "Sweetie, i know that your boyfriend isn't my buisness but i'm starting to think that he's not really not a good person." Mr Shiragami trying to consult with his daughter about her greasy and abusive boyfriend. "He's a professional." His daughter remark desperately. "What kind of a professional that wears a leather jacket and ride a motorcycle?" He shouted back, pointed out the facts that she should take notes in the future.
"When I was younger just a bad little kid, my mama notice funny things I did, why shooting the puppy with a beam gun, then poison ducklet when I was done, I fine her pussycat bashed its tail, and then my mama said!" Gigan starts to sing.
Everyday, Gigan rides to his 'workshop of horror' where his torture for human patients will begins on a routine basis. "She said my boy its time to break a leg, you'll find a way to make those meddling humans paid . You'll be a dentist, you have a talent to causing things pain!" Gigan walks into his dental clinic in his human morph , which has a oval face with an Elvis Presley hair-style , blue eyes , pale skin. He punch his nurse while changing clothes and threatens his patients . "You'll be a dentist, people will paid for you if you maim them! Your temporment is real good and tweaking up will suit your suave, son be a dentist, you'll be a success." Gigan walks into his first victim , then Gigan step on the boy's stomach with a dentist clamb and then he starts to twist it inside the boy's mouth a cause so much agony.
Doo whoop girls : Here he is folks, the leader of the plague, watch him sucks up that gas oh my god ! He is sadistic and is a real ghoul! Who want to get his Martin The Saw side?
Gigan reveals that everytime he is near giggles point he sucks up some dose of giggles gas so he could enjoy his job of tormenting his patients even more.
Patient 2: Oh that hurts (see Gigan armed with a dentist drill) wait I'm not numb!
Gigan : Ah shut up, open wide here I come! I am your dentist and I enjoy the career that I pick! I'm your dentist and can get all of my fun see you scream (Really love it!)
Gigan open the door to the hallway and slam on the nurse's face again. "I'm pround of what my job is , its swell with the manners I just did !" Gigan walks into the last room where his patient is hanging to the sealing , "Althought it may costed my patience to stress , but somewhere, somewhere high above me I know my mama is really pround of me. (Gigan walks into the shrine of his 'mother' is the queen of Voortag.) Oh mama ! Cause I'm the dentist and a success." Then Gigan tied his patient to the chair and starts to spraying the mouth washer to point of oversize his patient. "Now spit !" commanded Gigan.
That's it folks , I hope you Kaiju fans laugh your heads off real good . And don't leave without a review.
