Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing.
Okay, this chap is quite short, sorry. Next chap is about their date. Please mind the English mistakes, grammar and wrong spellings along with the French and German accents; I'm still trying to work on it. After re-reading it a couple of times, I finally found a problem with it so i rewrote some parts. Gomenasai~
"Good morning sis!" Silke greeted as she ran to her desk.
"Good morning Silke… We don't have any practice today, so we can go home early."
"Really?"
"Can we go home together?" Seras asks.
"Sorry sis, maybe next time. I have some private things to do." Silke said as she pat her shoulder.
-Lunch Time at the rooftop-
"Zhere better be no funny stuff in my lunch Silke." Pip said while walking up the stairs to the rooftop with Silke.
"Hmm, I wouldn't count on that in a million years Pip." Silke gave Pip a devious smile and opened the door.
Silke and Pip then walked over to where the others were waiting like usual, but Silke wanted to play some games using the only time they have to be with each other than nighttime.
"Hey, Integra sis, big bro, I challenge you two to a game of big two. The loser vill haff to do vhatever the vinner says."
"Why me? You can ask Alucard, I'm not interested."
"Aw, don't tell me you're scared of losing? I didn't expect you to be a chicken Integra sis."
That statement made Integra snapped. "Alright! You're on!"
Silke just smirks and takes out her cards, shuffling it before distributing it to Hans and Integra.
A few minutes later, Silke won by
"Fine, what do you want us to do?" Integra asked while crossing her arms.
"Hmmm…." Silke put her index finger on her chin and thought for a while. "Oh, I have an idea. I want big bro to go out on a date with Seras sis today and Integra sis go date Alucard." Silke then gave a wink to Hans and Alucard.
Everyone's eyes widened and stared at Silke. She smiled when she saw Hans blushing slightly.
"How did you know I have a crush on her Silke?" Hans asked through her mind.
Silke just shrugs. "I clean you room 365 days a year big brother. Do you think I don't know about it? You keep an album full of pictures about her. Besides, I'm helping you out here. It's still vay better than me telling you to confess to her."
Hans just sighs. "Fine… As long as Pip walks you back home." He then glared at Pip, giving his if-you-do-anything-to-her-I'll-kill-you look. Pip just nodded crazily, still remembering his warning the day before.
"Okey-dokie Kapitan."
Integra just grumbles. "As much as I don't like the idea, I already gave you my word. I can't back down now." She then turns to Alucard whose smirk was bigger than ever. "But if you do anything funny to me, your punishment will be more than just a smacking Alucard. Is that perfectly clear?"
"Crystal clear my master. I can't wait to spend the evening with you tonight." Alucard answer while still grinning.
"That's nor fair Silke, how come Pip can go home with you while I can't?" Seras whines while crossing her arms.
Silke jolted and sweat came down her face while Hans just stares at her with a confused look, slightly tilting his head.
"Sorry sis, but that is a secret between me and Pip."
Han's eyes went wide open and stared at Silke with disbelief while Seras just smirks at her. "Don't tell me you two are actually lovers…" Seras asked.
Silke and Pip suddenly choked on their food and coughed. Hans just cracks his fists while glaring at Pip. "I-IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! PIP AND I ARE NOT DATING!" Silke yells while blushing slightly.
"Aw, that's cute, you're blushing… Pip, you're lucky you have a cute and talented girlfriend…" Seras said in a sing-song voice.
"ZHAT'S NOT TRUE MIGNONETTE! LIKE SHE SAID, WE ARE NOT DATING!"
"Urgh, fine, just leave us alone! I'll tell you guys about it next week."
"Silke, tell me today or I will never talk to you again until this exact date next year." Hans said while eating his lunch quietly.
That statement made Silke shocked. "You-you have to be joking brudder!"
"Do you think I'm joking with this look?"
"...Maybe"
"..."
-After School-
Urgh, I can't believe I actually said yes to this, vhat do I do on a date? Hans was waiting for Seras in front of her class. Some of the girls shots jealous glares at each other, trying to find out who the lucky girl Hans was waiting for. Seras was done packing her things and saw Hans. She blushed at the thought of having a date with him, though she was happy. Not many people know this, but Seras had a deep crush on Hans ever since they became friends and have always enjoyed his company. Seras slowly walks out of her seat and greeted Hans. "Hi Hans, are you ready for our date?" Hans just nods and walks out of the school with Seras.
Everyone's jaws went wide open seeing the couple walk out of the building. Some of the men cried and most of the girls were biting their handkerchiefs. How could they not be? Most of the male had been trying to get Seras as their woman and now they had a shocking discovery that they were going on a date, though they would like to bully Hans, they would get killed by him first if they tried to. As for the girls, they had already started putting thumb tacks on Seras' shoe locker, some writing threatening letters, and the others just cries.
Meanwhile…
In Alucard's and Integra's classroom
"Where do you want to go first Integra?"
"We'll go to the museum, and no funny stuff like scaring the people away Alucard."
"As you wish my master…"
In Pip's classroom
"Pip, come on. Ve're going to be late for my job! If I'm held back, ve're going to miss the meeting vith the guys tonight."
"Zat's not my problem Mignonette. Besides, I can always leave you behind..."
"It is! If my pay has to be cut just because I'm late, you're going to haff to buy your own lunch for one month! And if you leave me like vhat you did last time, I'll make big bro confess his love to Seras sis, she is more likely to say yes."
Pip just sighs and then stood up. As much as he is pissed right now because Silke let Seras and Hans go on a date, he loves her cooking too much to let it slide even for a day. "Fine, I'll just wait outside the place okay? Just make me some crème brulee and pot-au-feu for one whole week."
"Deal. Besides, I'm going to be killed by big bro tonight anyway. He can be so scary vhen he's angry."
Pip just shrugs. "Well, you did a bad thing by not telling him about your job."
"Hey, you vere the one to introduce me to this job you know." Silke said while punching him lightly on the shoulder.
Pip just laughs and pats her head while walking outside with her. Silke and Pip went to the changing room and changed to matching black clothes and baggy combat pants. They then went to Silke's locker and got two bags out that were full of their combat equipments like guns, ammunition, etc. before leaving the building, trying not to look suspicious. Not long after that, they arrive in an abandoned warehouse.
New mission: Quick, give me some lines for them all! What do you want them to say? (Hans, Seras, Integra and Alucard)
Rule: no "I love you" or "I liked you since a long time" or "Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend" or anything similar to those sentences.
