Mushy:...*staring*
Black:...*staring back*
Mushy...
Black:...*blink*
Mushy: AHA! YOU BLINKED! I WON THE STUPID STARING CONTEST OF YOURS!
Black:s***!
OCs and story plots belong to me. All H/C/JnKnA belong to Quinrose.
P.S: Warning! There will be lots of swearing so those who can't take it better leave this page.
Chapter 2: Cookies with Lunch Times War! How better can this get?
"Oy b****! This cookie is ****ing mine!" Black yelled.
"I took it first! You don't even like cookies!" I yelled back.
"Yes I do w****! I haven't eat any in years!".
"You and White-chan lived in a freaky circus for who knows how long! There are dozen of sweets there!".
"There are sweets! BUT there aren't any god damned cookies!"
"Another cookie! *Munch*" White said as he took the cookie ... and eat it.
"You b******! How dare you eat MY cookie!" Black yelled in anger.
"HEY! That's my line! Without the swearing of course..." I yelled at Black.
"Since both of you keep on fighting... I ate it for the sake of other people who can't take your yelling anymore!" White grinned.
"Well kids! I've brought all of the painting equipments for you. Today we're gonna draw your favorite things" Mrs. Carrie said in glee. We sit in the table that Carrie told us to.
Alice and Vivaldi sit at the first table happily. Follow behind is Blood and Gowland (oh ho ho). On the right of Alice and Vi-chan table sit Boris and Nightmare. Behind them are Pierce and Gray. Next to them is me...and Black (worst combination ever exist). Infront of us sit a happy Ace and Julius. At the last row of table sit Dee and Dum, White and Elliot and a lonely Peter who sits alone at the last table at the corner (I'm very mean to Peter somehow).
"Okay kids! You have 10 minutes to draw the picture~ Once you've done you must show them in front of class"
*10 minutes later*
"You kids could move freely in this room to examine everyone drawing! I'll be in the room next door if you need my help" Mrs Carrie said after another woman called her to leave.
"People in Wonderland are so easy to guess..." I thought to myself as I look at the drawings. The order of the picture from left to right are A Clock, A Garden, An Octopus, Kittens, A Kotatsu, Alice..., A person without a head..., A Circus, two drawing with Axes, Tea Party, Carrot Cake..., A very unwell painted Roller coaster, A Giant Piece Of Cheese With A Little Mouse, A whip and a gun... A Giant Pink Fish and lastly...
"Holy Mushroom! Who the hell draw this!" I screamed in terror as I saw the last drawing.(Can you guess what it is?)
"What are you screaming at b-..." Black ran to me then paused.
"Hahahahaha~~" He started laughing and rolling on the floor.
"What's so funny you bloody pervert?" I hissed.
"Why didn't I think of this! This drawing is ****ing perfect!" Black said this as Mrs Carrie walks in.
"BLACK! You go sit in that corner for 10 minutes now!" She yelled.
"Why b****?"
"20 minutes!" She yelled angrier than last time.
"Um..."
"The ****! Why do I have to listen to you w****?"
"40 minutes!"
"Black..." I said with a sweat drop.
"You shut the **** up! I ain't gonna take any orders from you! And you can't make me!" He screamed.
"That's it!" Mrs Carrie said angrily as she write something on a white piece of paper.
"What the **** is this?" Black asked as he received the paper. No need to answer his question, Mrs Carrie drag him out side of the room.
"What's gonna happened?" Alice asked.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Black screamed.
"My! What CAN scared the all mighty Black Joker?" I teased.
"Don't know...But that should be something he really hates..." Alice said while covering her ears from Black non-stop angry swearing and screaming and sniffing?
"Hold it! Did you just hear what I just heard?" I said this while putting my hand up to my ear.
"Could it be..." Alice said.
"...He's being hit, pull ears, put soap in mouth at the same time..." I said happily with my funny fantasy.
"No not that! We already looked like 5 year old kids right?"
"Yes...So?"I said in curious.
"We might also be thinking and acting like 5 year old kids!" Alice said unsurely.
"...I'm bored! I'mma go play something~" I said this cause I don't believe what Alice just said. We can't be like that!...Or can we?
"Hey Mushy! You bored?" Boris said tilting his head.
"Well...Yah! What should we play to kill times?" I said scratching my head.
"Hm...Don't know! Got anything in mind?" Boris said as he shake his head.
"Tick Tack Toe? Rock Paper Scissors? Lego?" I said bluntly... ... ... ... ...Hold it! What the hell did I just said? Why do I said these stupid kiddies game? Have I gone insane?...Or what Alice-nee said might be true...Did we starting to Think and React like 5 year old kids...
"Mushy? You alright?" Boris said with a sweat drop. My super extremely sarcastic looks might have scared him.
"I'm in my crisis moment! Go away and come back later if you want to!" I said pointing my finger to the twins. Boris walks toward the twins as expected. They seem to be planning something but I can't hear them. Probably trying to make fun of someone...
*Ding Dong*
"What is it now? I've had enough of this bell ringing!" Peter said in annoyance.
"Seem like it's time for lunch! You kids probably hungry by now~ Follow me to the cafeteria!" Mrs Carrie said happily while Black just standing next to her...sobbing.
*Cafeteria*
After taking a plate of frozen waffles and a glass of milk, I sit next to Boris who is eating happily. I hate being a kid! There's NO coffee! Gotta find that stupid ruby fast and get out of this stupid place. I took a bite at my waffles angrily as this thought came by.
"M-Mushy? You okay?" Pierce spoke up. His plate is full of cheese and so does his mouth.
"I'm perfectly fine! Just...angry. That's all" I said as I took another bite of the waffle.
"Why are you a-angry chu~?"
"You dumb rat! Obviously she doesn't get what she like!" Boris hissed making Pierce cries in fear. Now the twin with cups of ice-cream sundae walk to our table and sit in front of me and Boris.
"Hey guys! I'm so bored right now! Got anything fun?" Dee said with a bore look.
"Is a cafeteria so...?" I said as a light bulb flash on my head.
"Food war?" Dee and Dum whispered.
"Couldn't think better myself" I said with an evil grin. I looked around the cafeteria, Mrs. Carrie is nowhere to be found while Ace is goofying around.
"Coast is clear! There's an easy target~" I said as I point to Ace.
"Got it!" The twin grinned as they pick up their sundae and throw it at Ace. "Gawd damned it!" I said angrily as it hit no other than... Gay Hatter!
"Who the hell throw that!" Blood shouted.
"Food WAR!" I screamed as I dunk my glass of milk onto Boris's head. This action has created mad chaos. We started to throw random food at random faceless kids and ourselves. This stupid chaos still continues until about 5 teachers came in and stop the children madness. All of us got scolded at but none of us care what the teachers are saying.
*After 30 minutes of scolding* (Seems like forever~)
"You kids promise me to never do that again, Okay?" Mrs Carrie said. We all nod our head. The time suddenly change to midnight. Don't know why all of my energy gone down to the drain. I make a big yawn, Mrs. Carrie must have noticed it.
"You kids must be tired... I'll lead you to your room! But you must be awake around 8AM cause that's when we're gonna have some play time fun!~" Mrs Carrie said in glee as she open a big door which leads to our own room! Can't believe even in Kindergarten we still get our own room~ Maybe good things still happened in a nightmare like this. As I reach the room with lots of drawing of mushrooms on it (Cause Mrs. Carrie told us what's our room symbol is) I walk in with no hesitation.
"Hm... This room is sweet!" I said in joy. It's got sky blue wallpaper and normal wooden floor. A bed with white sheet and pillow. On top of it are cute little mushroom plushies. There is also a wooden wardrobe and a big mirror next to it. There are two white framed windows showing the starry sky. I jump on the bed like there is no tomorrow!
"WOO! It's bouncy!" I said in glee as I keep on jumping on it. I heard said something about lights out before i return or some thing like that. So I just turn off the lights and go to my bed and sleep... ... ... ... YEAH RIGHT!
Me: No random dialogue cause I said so!
