They soon reached the coffee shop and were ordering their coffee. Jasmine went first.
"Can I get a small coffee? Black?"
"Sure! What's your name?"
"Lord Voldemort."
Ruby went next.
"I would like a small cappuccino, please."
"And what's your name?"
"Batman."
Robyn went after Ruby.
"Can I get a medium coffee with creamer?" "Name?"
"Tootsie Noodles." The cashier smiled at this.
"What the hell kind of a name is that?" He quoted back at her. Robyn smiled and her friends pulled her away before she could get into a quote war. Luna went next.
"I would like a small cappuccino, same as the other girl."
"Let me guess. Your name is..."
"The infamous Hogwarts jaguar." Joe went last.
"Small black coffee, please."
"What's your name?"
"Commander Up."
By this time, Jasmine and Ruby had gotten their coffee. This place was fast.
"Tootsie Noodles?" Robyn stood up. "That's me!" she said in her best Umbridge voice.
"The infamous Hogwarts jaguar?"
"Mine." Luna went up to get her coffee.
"And... Commander Up?"
"Right here."
After everyone had their coffee, Ruby Robyn and Jasmine wanted to go shopping, but Luna said she was going to go with Joe to see if he needed a ride home or something. The girls went shopping, and Luna and Joe were alone.
"So, do you have rehearsal for Twisted today?"
"Yeah. The studio's just up this street. Wanna come with?"
"Sure! Who do you play in Twisted?"
"Not telling."
"Damn." Joe laughed. Luna smiled, she had been trying to get him to laugh. They started walking to the studio.
"So, Joe! Tell me about yourself. I'll ask a question, then you ask a question. And you have to answer. You get one pass."
"Okay."
"Joe, where do you live?"
"Pass."
"Ha. No more passes for you!"
"My turn. What's your phone number? Luna smiled and told him.
"So. Joe. What's your phone number?" Joe told her.
"Luna. Where do you live?"
"Pass."
"Damn."
"Ha ha. Joe, what are your parents like?"
"Fun and cool. They're parents."
"Cool."
"My turn. What about your parents?"
"My mom's cool, but my dad is kind of a horrible dad."
"What's wrong with your dad?"
"My turn! Not yours! What's your favorite production?"
"A very potter musical. What's wrong with your dad?"
"He's alcoholic. He was put under house arrest yesterday and while he was passed out on the couch, we hid all of his alcohol."
"We?"
"Me and my mom."
"Ah."
Luna sighed. They were almost to the studio. And she was spilling her life's secrets to a YouTube celebrity. What was wrong with her?
