A/N- I am updating again just because you guys made me so hyper by giving me reviews, favouriting, and what not. Thanks! Those of you who I didn't message; Thanks sooooo much for your appreciation! It makes me soo happy that you guys like my story that much! Any ideas would be loved and reviews put me in a good mood and good mood = better stories! EEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I love you guys!

Alice xx

JPOV

I walked into the cafeteria and my little pixie greeted me with a huge smile. She was radiating happiness, and when I asked her why she said she didn't know, she was just in a really good mood.

What did I do to deserve such a wonderful woman to spend the rest of forever with?

"If you work it out, let me know." Edward commented on my thoughts. I kicked him under the table, but he ignored me.

"What was that about?" Alice enquired.

"I was just wondering to myself what I did to deserve you." I rubbed soothing circles on the back of her hand, which I had picked up a minute ago.

As Alice recalled what Edward had said about my thoughts she kicked him too, only much harder than I did.

"What was that for?" Edward snapped at Alice.

"Are you trying to say Jasper isn't special, Edward!?" Alice was getting angry now. I sent her a few calming waves and I felt her gratitude.

"I'm sorry if I offended you Alice. If I did, I take it all back, as you probably know I meant no offence."

Alice rolled her eyes at this and muttered 'stupid 1900's gentleman' too low for Edward, across the table from us, to hear but just loud enough for me.

She carried on speaking in this tone, not moving her lips in the slightest, so Edward had no idea we were even speaking to one another.

"Block you mind Jazz." I did so and Edward shot me a quizzical look at what was going through my head.

I thought I was a fool for no one, but ooh baby I'm a fool for you…

"Muse, Jasper?" he enquired. I simply nodded and he let out a sigh.

"I suppose it's better than what Alice is playing in her head. Where does she even hear these vile songs?" I chuckled at this and made a mental note to ask what she was blocking her mind with later.

Alice then resumed speaking. "So, Jasper. I was thinking that Edward is always so glum, and down in the dumps, maybe you should cheer him up a little…or a lot." A devilish grin broke out across her face and I immediately began sending dear old Eddie waves of complete and utter joy.

I decided to add a tsunami of excitement as well, just for entertainment purposes.

A huge grin spread across Edwards face and he turned to Bella to share it.

"What?" she said. Oh, I'm surprised she hasn't guessed yet.

Just at that moment Lauren walked past and shot a quick wink at Edward. Edward returned it with a huge smile and a quick wave.

"What are you doing!?" Bella almost screamed at Edward.

Not wanting Bella to interfere with our plans for Edward, Alice started talking to her and I shot he waves of serenity.

Meanwhile Edward had gotten up and walked over to Lauren.

"Hi, Lauren!" He chimed.

"Hey Edward. How are you?" Lauren was making her voice low and slow, most likely an attempt to sound sexy, instead she just sounding demented.

"I am really really REALLY good thanks, Lauren!" Edward then began bouncing on the spot, which Alice started to giggle at.

"Would you like to go out sometime, Edward? We could have lots of fun. Maybe we could go to dinn-" Lauren began, until Emmett and Rosalie burst into the cafeteria after a little detour on their way from class.

"What the hell is going on!?" Emmett boomed. By now, everyone in the room was looking.

I stopped using my gift and Edward immediately switched back to being the brooding, over-protective vampire we know and love.

Edward simply stormed of, but not before shooting me a look that could possibly rival Rosalie's death glare in the fear factor.

Alice then burst out in a fit of giggles and everyone went back to their lunches.

Alice raised her tiny hand for me to hi-5, but instead I took it in my own and gave it a quick peck.

"Great idea, Alice. Very entertaining," I praised. We shared a glance at Lauren, who was still standing in exactly the same position, most likely out of shock.

Alice's little bell chime laugh continued as I asked her what she had been singing in her head which had annoyed Edward so much.

"I was singing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves,'" she explained.

Well then, I understand his frustration.

There you go, Chapter two. Hope you liked it! Please read and review!

P.S. I have a poll on my page about who you want Jasper to mess with next, please vote!

Alice xx