Sorry for the wait, real life got in the way -BubsyFan101

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Backstage...

"OK people, this is it! The first show in a while, let us get this done right. Zim get to your spot, GIR, let go of that pig. Someone, get Tory out on stage. YOU, FIX THE DANG SPOTLIGHT!" Frey-Thia snapped at various crew members.

"She's really working hard! Even with all my Pokémon helping her, she is still kinda overworking herself." Tory said, with a small frown

"That's just Frey" Xenial shrugged.

"The show is starting soon, and I need to head for the stage." Tory says, grabbing his mike and running for the curtain.

"Break a leg, Tor!" Xenial called, moving to the back.

Onstage...

"GOOD MORNING UNIVERSE!" Tory screams in an excited fashion, like he just chugged 5 energy drinks before going onstage.

The crowd cheered and shouted as their favorite show was finally back after a brief hiatus. Tory smiled up at the crowd of adoring fans, and then turned to the pris… stars of the show.

"YOU READY FOR SOME DARES?!" Tory asks.

"Zim can take any dare thrown at ZIM!" Zim says as he stands up, proud of his own alleged might.

"GREAT! Let's start the show! Our first dares come from a guest called Shadow, he dares all the Irkens to be on a tightrope over water, bacon grease, and meat, and that Dib and Gaz can shoot them down with GIANT MEATBALL CANNONS! The last one standing gets a … sandwich" Tory explains, leaving an emphasis on the last word.

Suddenly, all the Irkens were teleported to a room with huge tightrope above a mixture of water, bacon grease, and meat. All the Irkens were teleported on it, with the exception of Zin and Vren who were deemed too young for the torture. Dib and Gaz now had GIANT MEATBALL CANNONS, and were aiming them at the Irkens.

"Ready... Aim.… FIRE!" Tory yelled

Dib immediately started shooting at Zim who used Skoodge and Tenn as Irken shields, both of them fell, screaming in pain when they hit the water-grease and meat mixture.

After many GIANT MEATBALLS and falls, only Zim and Tak were still dodging lasers, until Gaz shot Tak with deadly accuracy, and down she went. But before she hit the water and bacon grease, Meat Suken flew up and saved her

"Thank you for the assistance, weird magic-y thing." Tak thanked Meat Suken in a nonchalant manner

"You're welcome." Meat Suken said heartily

Zim climbs down from the tightrope and looks at Tory, expecting his prize.

"What do you want?" Tory asked Zim in a grouchy manner.

"My reward." Zim says, slightly irked.

"Oh yeah, your "mighty" sandwich." Tory says, his voice dripping with something that is not sarcasm, but the editor can't figure out what Tory was intending. SHEESH, don't blame me!

Tory hands Zim a sandwich that Zim happily took a bite out of and walked back to his seat, eating it in a slow fashion.

"Now for our next darer, please welcome to the dare stage of DOOM, nohailzone!" Tory announced in an eager manner.

A familiar dragonoid holding gifts flies in. But before he could land, Xenial sucker punched him in the face, causing him to crash into random boxes. "What was that for!?" he asked, clearly in agony.

"Why are you here, Haze?" Xenial asked, glowing in fury. Haze gave her a bewildered stare and asked," You're still mad, aren't you?" Xenial just nodded her head, then stared at the boxes. "What in those boxes?." she asked in a puzzled fashion. Haze just smiled and handed her two of the said boxes and one to everyone else. "Whatever you want," was his response. Everyone set aside their boxes until later.

He then turn to the characters. "Lets see…

TRUTHS:

Zim: Why are you running from your past?

"Eh, what do you mean, I, THE MIGHTY ZIM, had an AMAZING past!" Zim said, attempting to hide his past.

"Sure, whatever you say Zim" Haze comments with not-sarcasm in the air.

Dib: Why are you no fun?

"WHAT! I am barrels of fun." Dib acts like a retarded monkey, trying to convince Haze

Lenora: If you sic your Darkrai on me, I WILL EAT IT!

Suddenly, Xander appears out of a Portal and says "Nintendo of America does not sponsor the consumption of Pokémon". Then he leaves as suddenly as he entered.

"Doubtful,"Lenora muttered, until Haze showed a bunch of videos of him eating Pokémon to her. She was horrified until she saw Xenial throws a Masterball at him while he was eating a Genesect. Everyone then started laughing at his stupidity. "What do you expect, the Master Ball always catches Pokémon." He trailed off before getting sucked into his pokeball. He then popped out on his own to say,

DARES:

Lenora: Send out your Darkrai…

Lenora slowly got up, a dark aura surrounding her as she approached the darer, she looked Haze dead in the eyes, if looks could kill, half the galaxy would be dead and the other half severely wounded and sick. "I don't need Darkrai for protection, when I threatened to use my Darkrai on those who pissed me off, I was being merciful, so … Haze was it, I suggest you rethink that dare to something else or I will not stop to the ends of the galaxy to crush your soul into a nightmare oblivion, and throw your soulless body to SHARKS with LASERS, I have said it before and I will say it again, NO ONE messes with my family, and that includes my Pokémon." Lenora says that, and then walked back to her seat like she didn't do anything terrifying. Haze was currently on the floor writhing in fear until he was hugged by GIR

"You looked scared. I HUG YOU!" GIR said and it was enough to get haze of the ground.

"Thank you GIR. Now…" Haze says

GIR: Get a drivers license

Scenes of horrendous road rage and senseless driving appeared on the big screen

"And that is why he can't get a license" Tory says as GIR walks back in with a sheet of card-stock that said DRifErs LiSCENcE "I MADE IT MYSELF!" GIR yells in an excited tone.

"OF COURSE!", some random guy in the audience yells.

Thea: Hug someone special to you

Thea got onstage, a little shocked that she was being dared but then went and hugged Xenial who was watching from the side lines.

"Haze return." Xenial called as Haze was sucked back into his Pokéball.

Suddenly, a familiar black and white TARDIS appears as Dr. Timelord walks out.

"Before you get mad, there was no rule that I could not dare even though I am one who can be dared, as an OC I do not belong exclusively to this world (so Zim can't dare Dib to die permanently, because he is an official character) , I like to call it the OC loophole" Dr. Timelord explained

"I am actually curious how you're gonna mess this up, Get out of my son's head Doc" Tory warns

"Mess this up? HA, I don't make mistakes but before I even get to torturing these FOOLS, I have a Truth that must be answered" Dr. Timelord explained

Tak: Where did you get that katana?

Tak brought out the mysterious katana in questions with the words "Wisdom Beyond Measure" upon the blade. "I... don't know" Tak said sheathing the blade. Tory looked a bit shocked as did Suken that the sword survived the reboot

"Interesting, Not even several reboots can destroy natural Sukenite magic" Dr. Timelord muttered to himself so only Xenial heard him

DARES

Zim: Jump in the Pacific Ocean

"WHY" Zim yelled as he burned in the salty water

Tenn: Go after him

"WHY" She screamed as she burned next to Zim

GIR: You and MiMi must jump up and down FOREVER

"YAY" GIR Cried, MiMi just rolled her eyes

Dib: I have a certain need for you, you live unharmed... for now.

"Thanks I guess" Dib says unsure

Gaz: You will be left on Planet Dirt until next update, and who knows when that will be.

Gaz suddenly disappears, to the landfill wasteland known as Dirt.

WeS: Goodbye, next time I won't be so merciful, unless my "wisdom bound" other side takes over again. Oh and Tak, don't stare at that katana for too long, you'll get a headache of DOOM.

"Now I need to explain things now that the dare section of the show is over" Tory says to the crowd "How to dare or become a host, first, we prefer if you PM us dares but you can review it too, requests to be a host is only through PM. step two, Send the PM, thirdly, Me and the others here at DOZofficial will look over it and you're in. (or not in because your request was awful, no Mary Sue/Gary Stu hosts will be accepted), Also a darer needs a host if he has more than 2 dares and (if he or she has any.) 2 truths. If a darer has less than 2 dares and 2 truths, the darer can have his dares read out by the host.

Backstage...Again...

"What the hockey-sticks was that Lenora?", Tory asks his daughter angrily "Now they are not going to dare you at all out of fear."

Lenora genuinely looked guilty, she hated when he father was mad at her "Fine, I'm sorry but he was going to eat my Darkrai"

"Darkrai can simply phase out of this plane, he's made of darkness" Tory retorts "Just don't do it again, remember Lenora: fan word is law."

Lenora gets up, nodding her head, and left and Xenial walks in.

"Nice work out there" Xenial congratulated

"Thanks" Tory replies "I just hope the viewers don't forget about the OC's"

"They never forgot Zee" Xenial reminds Tory

"Yeah, well, onto the next chapter I suppose" Tory says "Who is hosting next?"

BubsyFan101 appears out of nowhere, and says "Silly Tory, no one has submitted host applications yet."

"Oh yeah," Tory responds "Then we will wait."