A couple people wanted Byakuran, so here it is!

Also, I'm co-writing a story with two other people~ You guys should go read it~

It's called Fall for Me on UnseenSilverWind~

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I don't own KHR which is good, considering I might kill them all. OuO

I hope you like it~ These kinda have absolutely nothing to do with KHR anymore.


50 Ways to Kill Byakuran

1. Paint a giant marshmallow onto a wall. Wait for him to run into it. And again. And again...

2. Burn all of his marshmallows.

3. Make a trail of marshmallows that lead off a cliff.

4. Tell him what marshmallows are really made of(gelatin: animal byproducts, like bones and skin.)

5. Tie him to a chair under a ceiling fan. Turn the fan on and cause it to fall on him while spinning.

6. Put golf balls in a machine gun. Fire at will.

7. Rip his wings off and put them through a wood chipper. Put him through the wood chipper.

8. Stuff his mouth with marshmallows until he suffocates.

9. Paint rocks to look like marshmallows.

10. Make him listen to Justin Bieber.

11. Hang him by his ankles from the top of a skyscraper. Sit at the base of the building and slowly roast marshmallows and eat them. Make sure the scent gets to him.

12. Throw him into a pit of hungry camels.

13. Inject his marshmallows with cyanide.

14. Throw fruits at him. Especially, large fruits like watermelons, cantaloupes, and pineapples. Yell that they're good for him.

15. Ask Bianchi to make marshmallows. Send them to Byakuran.

16. Make him watch all the episodes of Jersey Shore.

17. Put knifes in a machine gun. Fire at will.

18. Send him an apple pie. Put a bomb in it.

19. Send him a pineapple. Put a bomb in it.

20. Bludgeon him to death with a lamp.

21. Take him skydiving. Replace his parachute with a marshmallow.

22. Tell Mukuro that Byakuran kidnapped Chrome. Give Mukuro a giant chainsaw and a hockey mask. Put sleeping pills in Byakuran's marshmallows.

23. Stab him with a pair of stilettos.

24. Shoot him with an crossbow. Reload. Shoot. Repeat until bloodlust is satisfied.

25. Tie an anchor on his leg and throw him into the ocean. Release the piranhas.

26. Kick him across the face with steel toed boots. Kick him when he's down.

27. Release rabid animals. Extra points if he gets rabies. Give him the rabies shot(It's like a huge painful needle.

28. Rent a crane. Drop a cactus on him.

29. Hijack a plane. Crash into him.

30. Steal a skateboard. Whack him over the head repeatedly.

31. Tase him. Yell "Pikachu!" while you tase him.

32. Throw him into a pit of hungry koalas.

33. Suffocate him with a plastic bag.

34. Use his head to break into an ATM. Take the money.

35. Tell Xanxus that Byakuran thinks Tsuna's stronger than him. Also better looking.

36. Bludgeon him to death with a cello.

37. Give him a pretzel. Tell a funny joke. Make him choke to death.

38. Tell him to go collect shells on the beach. Cause a tsunami.

39. Lure him up a volcano with marshmallows. Push him in.

40. Hand him a piece of paper. Give him a papercut. The paper was dipped in poison.

41. Shove his head inside a blender. Press liquefy.

42. Tie him to a giant dartboard. Throw watermelon knives.

43. Feed him marshmallows until he explodes.

44. Get a crate of coffee mugs. Break them over his head until he dies of blood loss. Extra points if you fill them with hot coffee.

45. Make him read the Twilight books.

46. Tie him to the roof of a train. Drive through low tunnels.

47. Drown him in the toilet. Extra points if it was used.

48. Tie him up. Drop stones on him. Paint them like marshmallows.

49. Shove his head into a fish tank. Release the piranhas.

50. Shoot him through the neck with a harpoon.


I hope you liked it~ They kinda don't have anything to do with KHR anymore. Just random killing...

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