OK so I know I barely got any reviews last time, but I can help it.
Here comes...
OPPOSITE TY LEE!
I hate my life! I hate my life! I'm so tired of waking up everyday!
And no, for the last time, I am not emo!
Nothing is wrong with me, I am me Tylee * shudders* that rhymed. Rhyming sucks. the world sucks.
I was walking by the park one day(don't get me started on parks) and I say a kid, he was very small,
I really wish I could understand why children so disgustingly small, are even aloud out of there homes.
It makes me sick. Any way, the kid walked up to me and started yanking on my dress,
I know you can see how heartbreakingly annoying this tends to be.
And, believe me, I know heartbreak. Enough about my sad,sad life.
My parents always say I have issues. "No, the world has issues," I always say, they simply don't get it.
No one does! Woe is me!( dry humor)
I know I always say that I am truly unhappy with my life, but the truth is... I am really, really not happy.
Last week I met the avatar. Believe me when I tell you it was not pleasant(what is pleasant?)
he was a horrible guest! We were in the dining room and he called me Ty! I know!
Do I look like I want him to mispronounce my name? No! Aren't I screwed up enough?
Any ways, after he left I had a good cry, i'm kidding! I don't cry That's for sissy's!
I always prefer a dark corner,were I can sulk in sad silence.
Last month I sighed up for an art class ( my parents think it will help me)
I thought I was good. But as always, the world has to come and repeatedly punch me in the stomach.
The teacher said "OMG! You freak-in suxx!" she said it like that and everything.
I don't see why the xx's were necessary, but then again I don't see why anything is necessary.
My most recent psychologist said that I am a pleasant young lady
(before he ripped his eyebrows off,that is)
speaking of eyebrows. I don't have any. My monste-um-mother says its normal.
I say its simply another cruel sick joke the world has played on me.
Do you know what its like to live with people who have eyebrows, when you don't have any?
no. you don't. not having eyebrows really sucks.
And once again I am not em just emo-tional, hehe(that's laughing).
Well any way, I have to go...do ...something...els—okay I don't like you! Sue me! Like it would make any difference my life would still stink like rotten poop.
So, yeah don't stare at the computer screen all day, its bad. You'll get herpes than lose your eyebrows.
Well not really, but it would make me feel a little better...bye.
Ok! yep that was short.
Just in case this is Tylee not Mai.
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