We then walked into the mansion, and saw the most amazing thing1 It was like pieces of eaten chicken glowing pink and dancing around the room!

It was... TELETUBBIES!Thewy were throwing toast at painting Beatrice Beatrice painting.

"STAHP TOASTING PAINTING" Natsuhi said (I know whjo she si because Erika told me aagain" )

Teletubbies say "UH OH!" and chucklebrother and say "OH DEAR OH DEAR " and beat teletubbieswith lead pip. CVhuckblebors wear scientists coat ans strecethers and took teletubbies out of mansion while saying "to me, to you, to me you to"

And it was like nothing had ever haooeened in the hmansion.

Sorry about that " natrsuhi and invited us to the guesthouse and everyone put their luggage down. As I had wandered here, I had no luggage, so I just stood around waiting for everyone and counted how many fingers I had on my hands and feet. When everyone had managed to safwely put theri luggage downj, Shannon appeared and asked everyone where Gojhda is. Everyone said "we don't know" and it sounded like a chopir of angry squirrels singing and stalkin Yukki and eating poop flakes art the same time.

"Wow," said Rosa. "We sound like a choir of angry squirrels! Let us stalk Yukki and eat poopflakes together as a family :)"

"We should :)" said Kurie. "However, we have not seen Gohda. He ahs escaped from the guesthouse as we were entering!"

"Oh no! Said Shannon. "We must find Gohda before he leaves the island! If gohda leaves, we will have no din ner! Oh no, oh no! The king will bve here any minute! AFTER GOHDA! HE MUST COOK DINNER!111"

"I will catchn him!" I said, and Rudolf and Fat Hideyosdhi joined me. "We will catch him!"

The three of us ran out of the guesthouse and chased afget Gaohda, who was running out of th e rosa garden. We chased him the edge of the isaad, an d Gohda was cornered by us and the water! We thought we had won, but then Gohdas FALL OFF CLIFF! "GOODBYE MR BOND" he said.

"GOD DAMN IT " said Rudolf. "We almost ha him!"

"I can still catch him!" I said And my hands turned into magnets for faster Gohda acquiring. However, they didn't do anything and Jim scolded me for attempting to rewrite the story. Then Gohda fell into te sea and died. BUT THEN!

THERE WAS A HELICOPTER! The helicopter flew away and Gohda said "BYE, I WILL BECOME GREAT CHEF AND WIN MASTERCHEF! GOODBTYE, STUPIDS!" and flew away.

We were sad and went back to teh manson.

Everyone was in the dining hall waiting for dinner. We sat in seats. Rudolf and Fat Hideyoshi sat in middle fo table. Erika was sat at the end of the table, un the guest seat. There was an argument.

"No! Joe cannot sit in Kinzo seat! That's disgraceful1q and wddwW!`!1k21ijej3wuhruwihuiw"

"Why thehell not?" asid Rudolf. "He can create magnets fr hands!"

"MAGNETS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WITCH" all of a sudden maria rubbed her head. "UU SOMEONE HIT ME?"

Weveryone lauged at Maria misfortune and laughed.

"guys seriouslt JOE CAN NOT SIT IN THE KING CJHAIR!2

"HES HE CAN" said Kinzo ghost. I was happt and sat in his seat.

"GRRRRRRRRRR" said Nazihu. Krauss said GRRR too.

We all sat and wait for dinner. Shannon and Kumasawa sama chan arrived with tins of spam. "We are sorry fr having bad food. Gohda left to go on Masterchef."

Fat Hideyoshi and Rudolf sulked because they let Gohda get away. I was playing with gravestones, so I was not sad. We ate spam, and I ate spam like I would normally eat. Jim did not mind me eating with my hands. However, Natdushi glared at me. "Joe, is it? STOP EATING WITH YOUR HANDS AND USE A FORK"

"No thank you, Natsuhi" I replied in effort to seem sophisticated in front of her. She silently glared at me angrily, as I continued to eat with my hands. Then the world broke, and I was confused. I didn't break anything, for once. The world turned into a roof, and we were stood on either rside of the roof.,

"ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WUD EWAYS!" Natsuhi said, and a cleaver materialised in her hand. I silently spoke to Jim, and he bestowed me with an incredibly useful baseball bat from a higher plane.

"I'M NOT WUDE, YOU'RE WUDE!" I said, and pointed my bat at her general direction.

"Did nobody tell you that pointing is wude...? DIE, WUDE PERSON!" she suddenly flew right at me. I am very good at baseball combat (lol geddiy?) so I successfully blocked her cleaver. Then I beat her up with bat and I won! ...then Jim talked to me. "Joe, stop trying to rewrite the story! You don't need to."

"aww" I said and the story returned to normal. Natsuhi was winning because cleavers are overpowered. BUT THEN I BEAT HER UP WITH BAT but then Natsuhi flew and her cleaver turned into a red scythe. "I WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR WUDENESS TO CONTINUE! STOP BEING WUDE, OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO STOP!" she said, and she cloned herself, with each clone carried a red scythe. They began to shoot lasers out of their eyes, until someone stepped in to the fight. They had a blue scythe. It was... Erika!