A/n: Hello m'dears and here is Chappie 2! Hope you enjoy it!
This is dedicated to all my mates' specif. Dougie, Catty, Millie, Shaza, Ron Weasley and Kingsly Shacklebolt! Lots of love, Prof. Trelawney ;)
(Disclaimer, I don't own the characters, Louise Rennison does, I only own the plot)
Chapter 2
10.30am
Bed
Up at the crack of dawn with a mad child jumping on me singing at the tip-toppiest of her lungs, "SEX BUM, SEX BUM, IMA SEX BUM!"
"Libby darling, go play with Gordy, Georgia needs to sleep!"
Libby just said, "NO! BAD GINGEY!" and hit me with scuba diving Barbie. Oh god help me. Why can't I have a normal sister?
One that doesn't walk around half naked singing inappropriate songs and waking me up.
I blame it on Mutti and Vati.
It's all their fault.
"Okay Libbs, I'm up, I'm up," I said as I got out my bed.
"OUCH! Bloody aggers!"
Fabby, little Gordon just attacked my foot.
I hobbled down the stairs and saw Mum, muming about.
"Oh Georgia, Dave phoned about ten minutes ago love, he asked would you ring him."
I said, "You talked to him? What did you say? Why didn't you wake me up?"
She said, "Yes I said I would wake you up but he said just to leave you sleeping and asked if I could get you to call him back, that was it." Thank bloody Sandra. "He is rather fit though isn't he? And he has a groovy voice."
I cringed "Mutti that is my boyfriend you are talking about! My sixteen year old boyfriend! Who is half your age!"
She just said, "Well, I've said it before and I will say it again, I wouldn't mind tangling tonsils with him if I were younger." And then she winked at me. "He seems like he would be a good snog, is he?" Bloody marvy more like but I didn't say that to her.
I just gave her my worst look, said, "Urghh I'm leaving now," and went to phone Dave.
1 second later
Ring ring, ring ring...
"Hello sensation seekers, biscuit speaking."
"Hello biscuit, this is kittykat."
"Morning sex kitty, so you've finally awakened?"
"Yes I decided I better get up so I could phone my boyfriend back."
"Ah yes well I was wondering if you would like to go out today?"
"Oui, when?"
"I shall pick you up at 12 and we can go to the park?"
"Okay dokey see you then"
"S'laters kittykat," and he hung up.
Oh god! Only two and a half hours to get ready! Merde!
Half an hour later
Right out the shower now dry hair.
10 minutes later
Okay now what to wear?
Skinny jeans
Or
Shorts and tights?
1 second later
Jeans
1 minute later
Shorts and tights
1 minute later
Right jeans and that's it!
1 minute later
Okay its final!
Shorts and tights.
Now for makeup.
I think I shall go for natural Sex Kitty, so that means: foundation, powder, blush, flicky eyeliner, mascara, lippy and strawberry flavoured lipgloss.
11.55am
On the wall
Sitting outside waiting on Dave.
I am wearing my skinny jeans because Gordy attacked me and ripped my tights.
Fabby.
Junior blunder boy is out playing with a football and he keeps staring at me and shouting things like "Show me your nungas," but I am just being as cool as le cucumber and ignorez-vousing him.
2 minutes later
Oh I can see Dave walking up my street.
Good god he is fit! I've gone all jelloid just looking at him!
He came up to me, bent down and gave me a really slow number 5 and said, "Hello, Sex Kitty."
I fell off the wall.
1 minute later
Dave, instead of being a gentleman and helping me up, is now laughing like a loon on loon tablets. I got up with great dignosity and walked off.
1 second later
Dave is following me.
He came up and wrapped his arms around my waist and said, "I'm sorry for laughing Kittykat, but you are too full of hilariosity not to!"
I unwrapped myself (oo-er) and said, "David, I am ignoring you.
He replied, "Okay Kittykat, one, never ever call me David again and two, the biscuit is vair, vair sorry and is offering himself as slavey boy to make up for it."
I just said "Hmph," and turned my nose up.
"I'll buy you jammy dodgers?"
Now he's got me.
"Okay, since you are grovelling, you are forgiven," and I gave him a quick peck. "But you must give me a piggyback to the park."
"You're mad kittykat."
"No, you're mad!"
"No, you're mad!"
Oh god, I know where this is going.
Yes, Dave has just started tickly bears.
Number 6, here we come.
12.30pm
Under the tree in the park
Dave is lying against the tree and I am lying on him.
Not in that way you dirty minxes.
Just in a my head against his chesty way.
He's stroking my hair.
It's vair relaxant.
I might just fall asleep.
That would be awkwa...ZZzzzzzz.
20 minutes later
Only just woke up because some mad kids ran screaming past us.
"Dave! Why did you let me fall asleep?"
"Calm it Kittykat, you are very cute when you are asleep and I couldn't bare to wake you."
D'awwh. How cutesy! Uh-oh my tummy just growled.
Dave said, "Are you hungry Gee? We can go get something to eat if you want?"
"Okay," and we set off towards town holding hands. It's amazing how natural I feel with Dave. I can just relax and be myself and not worry about maturiosity or holding my nose in 'cause Dave loves me just the way I am. I don't think I have ever been this happy.
1 minute later
We were just about to leave the park when someone shouted, "Dave?" and started walking towards us. It was a boy, a vair fit boy, as in Phwwaar, fit. He was tall and thin but muscley with black hair and eyes like Dave, bright green.
Dave said, "Callum, how you doing? When did you's get down?" and they guy hugged doing all that back slapping wubbish.
Callum (that's the boys name duh) said, "We got down yesterday, did dad not phone you?"
Oh no, this guy was from Och-aye land!
Dave replied, "No, but when does he ever? Ehm Callum this is Georgia, my girlfriend."
Oh I love when he says that!
Then he turned to me and said, "Gee, this is Callum, my half brother."
I did my world famous impression of a goldfish.
Dave has a half brother.
A fit half brother.
A fit half brother who's Scottish!
A/n: Ahh there you go! A wee bit of a cliffy in there. Please review, when I wrote this Chapter I had 37 hits but no reviews :'( Even if it's just to say hey or this is crap please write something. It would make my day!
Anyway, I'm away laughing on a fast camel ;)
Lots of non-lezzie love,
Lauraaaaaa ;)
