A/N: here's another one. Lolz.
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Kevin woke up, blinking open his eyes before quickly rubbing the sleep from them. The sun was shining bright above his head. "OH MY GOSH, THE ROOF FELL OFF!" A moment later, the oldest Lucas brother looked around. "Alright, why are we on the beach?" he asked.
Joe sat up beside him. "I do not know..."
"We're on an island," commented Nick from a few paces away. "You know," continued the songwriter, "like on 'Survivor'."
Stella and Macy appeared from the forest of tropical trees near the center of the island. "This is crazy, guys. How did we get from our rooms in LA to an abandoned island?"
"Is this some kind of stupid reality show?" asked Kevin. "Are we on like Punk'd or something?"
Joe shrugged beside him.
Nick was looking around. "Then let's just go with it," he said. "We can even vote people off the island and stuff."
"Why would we do that?" snorted Kevin. "There's safety in numbers."
"There's also safety in having more food for yourself and less for everyone else," pointed out Stella, flipping her platinum blonde hair from her eyes. "So it's pretty much survival of the fittest out here."
Macy cast a glance at her friend, and said, "Yeah, Stellz, that probably means your going to be the first to go..."
The blonde girl stared at Macy, her eyes getting a little wider.
"We could always eat each other if needed," added Joe. "But it'd be really weird to eat Stella. So I'd vote Kevin."
Kevin's eyes widened bigger than Stella's. "Me? Why me? I'm your brother!" he stuttered, now scared to be eaten by his brothers and Macy and Stella.
"You're also the oldest," pointed out Nick. "And the least stringy."
"Are you calling me fat?"
"No," said the youngest brother. "I'm just saying that you have the most meat on you so you'll last the longest."
Joe looked up at the sky. It was night. "Okay, who wants to eat Kevin?"
Macy and Stella timidly raised their hands while Nick and Joe sighed and said at the same time, "We'll go get firewood."
"NOT IF I RUN FIRST!" yelled Kevin, making a run for the forest of palm trees that created a jungle of tropical plants.
Before he could get very far, Nick and Joe were hanging onto his ankles for dear life while Macy already had his hands behind his back and was working to tackle him to the ground as Stella made her way towards the group attacking Kevin, trying not to get sand in her sandals. "The names of these shoes are very misleading," she whined before stumbling and finally knocking Kevin over as she tumbled into him. "They do not do well in sand," she breathed as she regained some of the air in her lungs from the fall.
As they pinned down Kevin, they all stared down at him in a circle.
Kevin bolted upright in bed.
A circle of people were looming above him.
The oldest brother let out a somewhat girlish scream and bolted from the bed, running out of the room and locking himself in the bathroom across the hall.
"Crap," muttered Joe, capping the permanent marker. "He woke up before we could draw the mustache on him."
A/N: hahaha! Review please!
~Sky
