OK, I really haven't been getting too many reviews, so if u r reading this and not reviewing, then please, please review.  I am beginning to get depressed by the lack of confidence that I get from a review-less fic!

CHAPTER 2

Time: middle of the day

Place: Hyrule Field

Why: Beats the S*** out of me!

 Link: I'm tired, I'm hungry, my feet hurt, I'm thirsty, I'm…

Navi: SHUT-UP ALREADY, you sniveling little weakling!

Link shoves Navi into a bottle and laughs at her

Link: Hahahahaha

Navi: ::in odd echoing voice:: Hey, you better let me out, or else…

Link suddenly remembers back in the forest, when Navi changed into the mini devil

Link: oops, sorry, I forgot

Navi: yeah, well, just don't ever do that again

Wolf Howls

Link: What, night already?  What is this S***?

Navi: Time goes faster here than it should, this is due to the rotation of the…

Link: ::Snore:: …Wha? Oh yeah, I can tell your just like the Deku Tree, or as I should say, Quagmire

Link bursts out laughing and a coconut drops out of nowhere

Link: What the hell? How'd he do that?

Navi: Haha, serves you right

Skeleton pops out of the ground

Skeleton: Grrr, arggg ::in a very unconvincing tone::

Link: would you mind, I am trying to fight with my fairy here!

Skeleton: Oh, so terribly sorry to disturb you my good chap, but could I trouble you for some Grey Poupon?

Link: oh, sure, here you go

Skeleton: Why thank you ever so much

Disappears back into the ground

Link: Now what were we talking about?

Navi: I don't know, well, lets go see what's happening at the palace.

Link: Why the palace?

Navi: I don't know that's just what the other link did

Link: What other link?

Navi Forget I said anything, lets just go.

At the Draw-bridge

Link: Hey, what's wrong, they closed the gate

Guard: Halt!  State thy business.

Link: Ummmm, I really don't have a business, I'm really only ten years old.

Guard falls down with an anime like look of exasperation on his face

Guard 2: None shall pass ::you will only get this if you have watched Monty Python, Quest for the Holy Grail::

Link: What?

Guard 2: None shall pass.

Link: Why?

Guard 2: None shall pass.

Link: OK… I guess the King is running low on dough, has to hire out psychos and such!  OK, MR. Guard sir, if you could just lower the gate a small…

Guard 2: None shall pass.

Link: Yes, I know that, but if you could just…

Guard 2: None shall pass.

Link: Yes, but if you could just…

Guard 2: None shall pass.

Link: OK, this is obviously getting me nowhere, so lets just go the back way

Link and Navi go off to the side of the wall while in the distance you can still here "None shall pass."

OK, this is my weak attempt at humor, so tell me if it is funny.