Chapter two: Battle strategy; second evil boyfriend.
The next day, Mordecai, Tails and the others were at the house in the park. The band, Derpy and her daughter Dinky were watching TV, Mordecai and Twilight were in the kitchen talking, and Tails was outside showing the other ponies his mystic powers, such as turning fire into water. After an hour of magic tricks, the six walked back inside to see Benson yelling at Mordecai as usual.
"Mordecai, I told you not to bring your slacker friends into this house!" He shouted as his head turned red.
"Aw come on Benson, they're just watching TV!" Mordecai replied turning his arms towards the band.
"No, I said you can practice anywhere in the park, but they're not allowed in here! Now everyone get out!"
"Calm down Gumball Boy." Twilight said behind him. All of a sudden, Benson's head went back to it's original purple color, showing that he had calmed down.
"'Gumball Boy? I haven't heard that nickname sense Kindergarden." He turned his head towards the pony and instantly recognized her. "Twilight Sparkle, I haven't seen you in awhile! Sp how's the ex girlfriend doing?"
"I'm doing pretty fine Benson. I'm dating the guy your yelling at so I would like you to stop." She requested. Benson turned towards Mordecai with an evil grin on his face.
"Oh, I've been waiting for this day." He cracked his muscles and uppercuted Mordecai, sending him through the ceiling of the living room, through the ceiling of the computer room, through the roof, and landed flat on his back on the front lawn.
"What the H?" He asked himself as Benson kicked the front door opened and walked down the stairs.
"Let me guess. your the next evil ex boyfriend?" He asked getting up.
"That's right Mordecai." Benson said placing his fists up. "You see, it all started back in kindergarden, Twilight had just recently moved into the neighberhood, she was picked on a lot. Throughout the week, everyone was making fun of her because she wasn't like everyone else."
"This sounds familiar." Mordecai said out loud.
"Hey, I'm telling a story! So listen to it, or your fired!" Benson shouted.
"Alright, alright, just chill." Mordecai said sitting down.
"Anyways, after a few days of watching her getting picked on, I stood up against everyone who bullied her. After that we built a childhood relationship. We went to see movies with our parents, played at each others house, usualy anything kids do at that age, but near the end of the school year, she moved to somewhere else, the last thing she said to me was that she was going to learn at Magic Kindergarden, and she would always remember me. And now's my chance to win her back!"
"So wait, if you were her boyfriend in kindergarden, and Tails was her boyfriend in high school, wouldn't that make you the first evil ex boyfriend?" Mordecai asked scratching his head.
"Actually, the order depends on when the evil ex's find you first. And seeing how Tails was first to find you, he is really first. Makes more sense if you don't think about it." He said. "Now, let's do this!" Just then, the gumballs inside Benson's head started glowing yellow as he levitated in the air as a yellow force field appeared around him.
"Benson VS Mordecai! FIGHT!" A new announcer said.
"Oh no, not this again!" Mordecai exclaimed running away. Benson let out a large scream as a lazer beam shot out of his mouth as Mordecai jumped out of the way and behind a parked car. Once he looked over the hood of the car, he saw Benson turning into his original colors and falling to the ground. Now was the time to attack. He ran up to Benson and uppcercutted him in the nose. Benson covered his nose in pain as Mordecai punched him in the stomach several times, then kicked him in the slot area. Benson then fell to the ground holding the area he was kicked in.
"Mordecai wins! Cheapality!" The announcer said. Just then, Kent Brockman appeared from behind a tree and walked up to Mordecai.
"Congrats Mordecai, you have defeated the second evil Ex boyfriend! How do you feel?" He asked holding the microphone towards Mordecai.
"The whole town knows about this?" Mordecai asked as his pupils shrank.
"You know it. So anything to say?"
"Uh, no."
"Well aright then." Kent then hopped in the news van and drove off. Mordecai then helped Benson up.
"Sorry Benson." Mordecai said rubbing the back of his head.
"It's fine, you had to fight, you're not fired. So, am I a part of your party now?" He asked putting out his hand.
"I guess so." Mordecai said shaking Bensons hand. Just then Kent Brockman came back.
"Benson joined the party!" He said driving off.
"We're going to have to deal with that a lot aren't we?" Mordecai asked watching the van drive off.
"Afraid so. Come on, we better get ready for our next fight." Benson said heading inside the house. Little did they know was that the Black and White Spies were watching them.
"The second evil boyfriend has been defeated." The black spy said into a radio.
"Excelent. The plan is going along just fine." A voice said on the other end.
"Uh, not to step on on your plan or anything, but isn't it a bad thing for each of the boyfriends to be defeated?" The white spy asked scratching his head.
"Not intirely, as long as he's fighting the boyfriends, the longer it'll take for him and his friends to figure out our plan." Another voice said. "Now, look underneath your hats." The two spies looked at each other and shrugged, lifting their hats they grabbed something small and round, upon showing the objects to eye level, they see that there were bombs in their hats. They threw the bombs into the lake and as soon as they touched the water, they exploaded.
"We got to find a new line of work." the white spy said.
"Agreed." The black spy responded. The white spy pulled down on a tree brench and a small elevator appeared from the ground and they entered it, which took them underground.
