Zelda sat on the edge of the bed while crossing her arms, a permanent blush staining her cheeks. On the opposite side of the bed sat Link, nursing a headache and a quickly forming bruise on his cheek, which of course did nothing to help out his headache.

"Couldn't you have gone a bit easier on me? I don't even begin to comprehend how you are blaming me for all of this. I didn't even do anything."

"Yes you did, you decided to sneak in my room and lie in bed with me. That's when this became your entire fault. Honestly Link, couldn't you just be a little bit more civil? One would think you had been raised by wolves."

"This is my room Zelda! I sincerely do not believe that I was the one sneaking around last night since we woke up in my…" A triangle-shaped trophy flew through the air and landed smack on the back of Link's head, causing him to jerk forward and effectively cutting off his argument. Head completely throbbing, Link quickly stood up and spun around to face Zelda who was currently brushing her hair out with Link's hairbrush, parting the golden strands like paper and pointedly ignoring Link.

"What the hell was that for, you crazy woman?" Link hardly cared that he was yelling. If their neighbors weren't scared off by the scream, then there was no way they would mind a little shouting. But he just couldn't stand Zelda. It seemed that everything she did was somehow meant to cause him more stress and frustration.

"There was this nagging little sound in the air. I quieted it. I don't see how any of this is your business Harnikan." Zelda's nonchalance and dismissive attitude made Link's blood boil.

"Damn it Wayvern, I don't see how someone who is supposed to be the perfect picture of innocence can be so damn devilish."

"Devilish? How am I devilish?"

"How are you not? You clock me in the face, and you throw one of my own trophies at me. What part of your actions does not make you devilish." Zelda fumed at Link's words, wishing she had something else she could chuck at him. Settling for ignoring him, Zelda started to walk around the room as if looking for something.

"What are you looking for, your brain?"

"No your's, but I haven't found it yet sorry." Link repaid her kindness by flipping her the bird. Zelda returned him the favor by doing the same.

"I swear, I almost forgot just how 'sweet' you can be."

"Well you should learn to remember. I don't give this sort of attention to just anyone." Link snorted in derision.

"Oh yes, I'm sure I'm one of the privileged few. It honors me so much that you have decided to grace me with your unending wisdom." Zelda rolled her eyes at this.

"And I of course am honored Great Link to be in the presence of you and your boundless courage." Link looked at Zelda amused, a smirk playing at the edge of his lips. Zelda looked at Link confused, her head slightly cocked to one side.

"Come on Zelda, you know you like being around me. You might act like the frosty little ice queen, but face it, you can't resist me." Cherry-colored was the only adjective that could be used to describe how red Zelda's face had become. She ducked her down in order to avoid Link seeing her.

"You wish Link. I hate to break your heart, but you're only half as drool-worthy as you think you are." This time it was Link's turn to get flustered, as he sputtered to come up with a good answer to that. Zelda, having been fed up with the search, got back up and faced Link.

"You wouldn't happen to know where my room key is would you? As much as I enjoy this banter, I would rather much like to go to my room."

"Did you check your pockets?" Link had to laugh as Zelda flushed once again with embarrassment. Collecting what little dignity she had left, Zelda stomped out Link's room, his laughter following her as she went.