A/N: As you've probably already guessed, I'm free to go on again (happy day)(not really, but I'm going to pretend that I can.) Yeah… so here's the second chapter, I hope you like it because I'm not sure if I do and since I can't read other people's stories, I haven't had any good ideas for this so…. Here it goes.

Disclaimer: Yes. Once again I must admit to the sadness of not owning Naruto or anything in this story. –tis sad- At least I can say I own the idea. Sort of….

Other Things I do not own the rights to: iPod, Linkin Park

Warning: No yaoi and/or yuri… scratch that. I feel a sudden need to put in SasoDei. Not obviously, and not actually, just Hidan making vague allusions to how they always fight (cough married couple cough). No stupid crackfic-ness, unless I let my friends basically rewrite the whole thing (sorry about the crackfic-like name and the crackfic-like prologue, peepsles) and… any stupid-ness on my part (or, far more likely, my friends) and… something else I'm forgetting that I put this whole warning in for…. I'll let you know when I remember.

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Itachi POV

Well, another stupid, pointless day, filled with stupid, pointless people

It's not that I hate school, it's just that I hate… humanity. Petty fights, they kill people for nothing, they should all just die. Hidan's religion believes in that… I think…. I'll ask him later, or maybe not. Whenever anyone starts him on that stupid religion of his, he just goes on… and on… and on… and ON. It's really quite annoying.

I had taken my customary place- back corner of the room, whichever happens to be the darkest, as much space as possible between me and whoever this new teacher is, next to Kisame- and had just pulled out my iPod, when some obnoxious kid with a ponytail and a scar across his nose sticks his face in mine.

"HEY! Uchiha, right? I don't allow iPods in my classroom."

Shit. Why do I get all the weird and/or crazy teachers? "That's my name and I don't really care whose classroom this is, or who-"

"What my friend means is… uh… not what he was about to say, right, Itachi-san?"

"No, Kisame. I said exactly what I meant and if he's offended by that, or doesn't like it, I don't care."

"Uchiha Itachi! Hoshigaki Kisame! Shut up both of you, right now, or I'll send you both to the principle's office!"

The guy looked kind of pissed. Not that I give a damn. In fact, I found the whole situation quite funny.

"Look, dude. Just chill. I'm sure that whatever Itachi-san said, he didn't mean it. He's having a bad day, OK?" More like a bad life..."He doesn't really know what he's saying…. On second thought… you've got about 10 seconds to step away and continue with whatever this lesson was going to be before he kills you… or tortures you using his Tsukuyomi."

"And, using the respect you've shown me previously, what reasoning should I use in this situation for listening to you? A. I ignore what you tell me to do, and send you two to the principle's off-"

"You should use the reasoning that he's seriously about to kill you and listen to me, before a- situation, I believe you called it?- actually occurs. Such as… oh, I don't know… your death? If you take the two seconds to look in his eyes, you'll get my point."

And with that, Kisame and I had him.

"You know, Kisame, I don't think Iruka likes us very much anymore."

"No, he doesn't like me. He's terrified of you, though. What did you do to the guy, anyway?"

"…. Apparently he doesn't like Orochimaru very much. I only had to threaten him before he said he'd leave us alone."

"I don't really blame the dude."

I don't either. Actually, Iruka had barely been in there for 5 seconds before he started screaming his head off about "being to young to die". It was so pathetic I had to stop. But it'll be good blackmail later.

Hidan POV

OH MY GOD! Jashin-sama! What have I ever done to deserve this?! I don't care how many sacrifices it takes! Please! Get me out of this hellhole!

After about the 3rd class we had together, I started to get suspicious but….

"SEMPAI! This is our… OH MY GOSH! IT'S OUR 4TH CLASS IN A ROW TOGETHER! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! THIS IS SO AWESOME!"

"Tobi…."

"Yes, sempai?"

"Let me see your schedule."

"Why would you wanna see my schedule, sempai?"

"Just… let me check something."

"OK. Here you go."

As he fished it out of his bag, I looked at my options:

A. I can try to get different classes.

B. I can pretend to be someone else & get different classes from the school.

C. kill the bastard & get him out of my life forever.

"Here you go sempai!"

"HOLY SHIT!" -SMACK- (A/N: Sorry, couldn't resist. And now you now the reason for Hidan's lack of swearing in this chapter…. .')

"Sempai! First of all, that's not a nice word, and second… what is the cause for the bad words?"

"Uh…." Gotta cover it up fast! "You see, Tobi… uh… I just saw a bunny and remembered I have to sacrifice some for Jashin-sama…?"

To my satisfaction, I saw Tobi's one visible eye widen in horror. -SMACK- There's something I didn't expect my lie to make happen.

"SEMPAI! NEVER, EVER, EVER SACRIFICE NICE LITTLE BUNNIES!"

"But… why not? I've always sacrificed them. Jashin-sama's never seemed to have a problem with them before now…."

"I don't care! I forbid you from sacrificing them! Those poor little bunnies…!"

Wow. I can't believe it! I may be the only person alive to have seen Tobi mad. And over fucking little BUNNIES, for Jashin's sake! And worse- I got smacked! This year may be a new rival to Hell. I must remember to sacrifice more people from now on.

IN STUDY HALL

FINALLY! That freak left me alone! Oh! Cool! I've got Sasori and Deidara in this class with me! Haha. This should be entertaining….

"Hey! Sasori, Deidara! Come over here!"

"Hey, Hidan. What's up, un?"

"Nothing much today. What about you two? Sasori-danna? I heard your teacher gave you TONS of homework."

He blinked. He blinked again.

"What did you just call me?"

"Danna. Why? Is there a problem with me calling you 'danna'?"

"No…. Nothing wrong with it, it's just… no one except Deidara normally calls me that. It just… caught me off guard, I guess…."

"Ah…. That's right… I forgot you two're going out. Sorry. I won't forget. Never happen again."

And with that, I left them blushing, looking away from each other, and overall, just plain confused.

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I'm sorry if it's all crappy and shit. I had all of Itachi's POV & more than ½ of Hidan's POV written, but when the time came to type it up, I decided I didn't like what I had written, and, therefore, should rewrite the whole thing. So… yeah…. I'm special and a terrible writer, I'm aware.

Did you like it? If you did, review. If you didn't… review and pretend you liked it anyway.