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Carter was sat in her lab, contemplating her newest doo-hickey when suddenly she felt his presence, she knew it sounded really cliché, but that was exactly what happened.

O'Neill walked up behind her, "What ya doing Carter?" he asked. Carter turned to find him right behind her, he'd obviously wasn't dwelling on their discussion earlier that day as he seemed back to his normal, playful self.

"Well Sir, SG-4 brought back this device from P4X-567 and we believe that it may have some sort of telepathic field which would in theory allow two people to interface their brains into the..."

"Carter," O'Neill said sounding slightly annoyed, "What have I told you about technobabble."

Carter smiled, He knows exactly what i'm on about anyway, why's he got to act dumb all the time anyway? she thought.

"I do not act dumb Carter." O'Neill protested.

"I never said you did sir." she replied.

"Did to."

"Did not."

"Did to

"Sir...I would never suggest that you act dumb." Carter said.

Am I imagining things now? O'Neill wondered. Suddenly a look of horrified comprehension appeared on Carter's face.

"Sir..." she began "...we...er...may have a problem."

Oh dear Carter's worried, what ever is up is serious. Jack thought.

You're not wrong about that sir. Carter thought back. Suddenly Jack realised what was happening.

For crying out loud, why's it always me? He thought. Carter giggled slightly, despite the seriousness of the situation, this was going to be fun.

Carter!

Sorry sir, but you can hardly shout at me for thinking sir.

If that were the case then i'd never stop shouting. Carter have you got any ideas to reverse this, this situation could get very old very fast.

Sorry sir, but i'd only just begun to examine the doo-hickey when you came in sir. We may have to get used to this for a while.

How am I going to get through this without getting myself into trouble with Carter?

What sort of trouble would that be sir?

Carter can't you keep your thoughts to yourself for a few minutes?

Sorry sir, it doesn't appear that theres an off button.

Great. Thought Jack heaving a sigh.

"Carter call SG-1 to the meeting room, briefing on the...situation in ten minutes."

"Yes sir." Carter replied hurrying off to find Daniel and Teal'c