Every girl seems to love the Twilight series and it seems to be taking over the world, I just randomly came up with this idea of Morgan liking Twilight. (I like Sweep more than Twilight, just so you all know)
Morgan and Hunter are in Morgan's bedroom; Hunter is sitting on the edge of Morgan's bed as Morgan reads, completely ignoring Hunter.
Hunter – sighs loudly, looks over at Morgan who is so caught up in her book, sighs again, Morgan still reads on Morgan!
Morgan – looks up with a pissed off look on her face What Hunter, what?
Hunter- You've been reading that book all day now, can you and I please do something together?
Morgan- Hunter, this book is the best book ever.
Hunter- That's nice, so can we do something?
Morgan- No, let me finish!
Hunter- When you're finished can we do something then?
Morgan- I have two more to read after this
Hunter- rolls eyes and sighs We'll never go out again
Morgan – We can, I mean you have to turn into a vampire that can sweep me off my feet
Hunter- But aren't I already a witch that can sweep you off your feet?
Morgan – It's not the same Hunter, your name isn't Edward
Morgan goes back to reading while Hunter still sits on the foot of her bed.
Hunter sits up after hearing a knock of the door, Bree and Robbie walk in
Hunter – Hey guys
Morgan – doesn't look up
Robbie – What's with her?
Hunter- She's reading this book called Twilight, she's been reading it all day and she won't stop
Bree- eyes light up Oh my gosh Morgan you're finally reading it! jumps on the bed and sits next to Morgan, the two of them talk about the book
Robbie- Dude, I feel so bad for you
Hunter- Why? It's just a book. She'll get over it
Robbie- puts his head down and sits next to Hunter on the bed and puts his arms around him It's so much more
Hunter- What do you mean?
Robbie- To them points over to Bree and Morgan who are talking excitedly about the book It's not just a book, it's a way of life
Hunter – How can it be a way of life? It's just a book.
Robbie- I don't know, but don't ask them about it
Hunter- Why?
Robbie- Well I asked Bree and she spit in my face
Hunter- Gross
Robbie – But Morgan could be different, I would just you know keep an eye out for her
Hunter- Whatever Robbie, this is stupid. It's just a book no one is that obsessed with a book
They looks over at Morgan and Bree who bowing down to Twilight
Hunter- It's not what it looks like
Robbie- Oh I think it is my friend and let me tell you it gets worse
The Next Day
Hunter notices things aren't getting any better, Morgan seems to be getting more obsessed as time goes on
Hunter- Morgan, my love, it's a lovely day out would you like to go for a walk in the park?
Morgan- eyes are completely blood shot from reading all day and all night No, leave me alone!
Hunter- You know that is not a good look for you
Morgan- spits at him Leave!
Hunter- Ah oh no, Robbie was right runs down stairs and calls Robbie
Robbie- Hey Hunter
Hunter – Oh my god Robbie you were right
Robbie- See I told you. Did she spit on you?
Hunter- Yes! It's worse then I thought, what can I do?
Robbie- Well every Wednesday night me and a couple guys get together and you know talk about this we call it BOOOTFG
Hunter – BOOTFG?
Robbie – Boyfriends of overly obsessed Twilight fan girls
Hunter – Oh. Hey tonight is Wednesday do you mind if I tag along with you?
Robbie- No, it'll actually be really good for you Hunter, we can help you.
Hunter- Uh okay, well where do you guys meet?
Robbie – We normally switch houses, tonight it's at mine at nine
Hunter- Okay I'll be there
Robbie's House
Robbie- Hunter, you came
Hunter- Of course
Robbie and Hunter walk into Robbie's living room where a bunch of other guys are gathered
Hunter- Who is that in the corner?
Robbie- I don't know
Person sitting in the corner comes out into the middle of the room
Hunter- Cal!
Cal- Hey guys
Robbie- What are you doing here? You don't have a girlfriend?
Cal- lips start to quiver It's my mom dude
Robbie walks over to Cal and gives him a hug
Guy – I thought this was boyfriends of overly obsessed Twilight fan girls
Hunter- It's not like we can't alter the name a little
Robbie- let's go of Cal This is bad
Cal- wipes away tears What is?
Robbie – The fact that your mom is reading it. This means that not just teenagers are reading it, but women and young girls are
Hunter- How do you know about young girls?
Robbie- My cousin is reading them and she's 10
Hunter- So do you think that my unborn child, that won't show up in this story until books to come is going to read Twilight too?
Robbie- Yes, yes I do
Hunter- No!
Morgan's House
Morgan- I can't believe I finished New Moon and Eclipse in one night. Now I wonder where Hunter is trys to witch message him but he doesn't answer That's funny he normally always answers me tries again and still doesn't get an answer What the hell calls Bree, they agree for Bree to come over
Bree- So he's not answering you, that doesn't sound like Hunter
Morgan- I know, maybe I really upset him about the whole Twilight thing
Bree- What was there to get upset about?
Morgan- I ignored him for three days and you know me and Hunter we're always so close
Bree- Well Robbie seems to be fine with the whole thing and I'm more obsessed with Twilight then you are
Morgan- I know. Maybe the four of us should all do something tonight, you know see a movie
Bree-You know Twilight is being turned into a movie
Morgan- eyes light up and begins to drool Really!?
Bree-Yeah I'm subscribed to this site that sends me pictures from the set. The guy playing Edward is so hot. Here I'll show you some pictures
Bree and Morgan look at Twilight set pictures until the wee hours of the night.
Hunter enters the room but they don't even notice
Hunter- coughs Bree and Morgan look at him Hello Morgan Rowlands or should I say Morgan Cullen
Morgan- Hunter, what's your deal?
Hunter- It's you Morgan! You're so obsessed with this book that you don't ever give me the time of day
Morgan – walks over to Hunter and puts her arms around him Hunter, you just won't understand and you never will
Hunter- backs away from Morgan You know, what the hell I'm a witch I can just spell you into not liking these books
Cal randomly appears
Cal- That's dark magick bro and plus with as strong as a witch as Morgan is she can easily fight off the spell trust me I tired it on my mom
Morgan- Hunter, you know just let me have these one obsession. It's nothing really once you think about it
Hunter- Oh yes it is! Look around your room they look around the room to see Twilight quotes and pictures of the movie set plastered all over her wall You call this nothing!
Morgan- Hunter, if you're not a teenage girl you'll never understand
Cal – walks over to Hunter and whispers in his ear I know something that we can do, follow me
Hunter- whispers back Why should I trust you?
Cal- Because I told you so, and let's face it we're in this together
Hunter- Okay
Someplace where Cal led Hunter
Hunter- Where are we?
Cal- Stephenie Meyer's house Hunter- Who? Cal- - Stephenie Meyer she wrote Twilight Hunter- Oh, I knew that name sounded familiar, but uh what are we doing here? Cal- We're going to spell her and plus I kind of promised my mom I would get her book signed for her Hunter- Isn't that dark magick? Cal- Who cares Hunter- Why are we going to spell her? Cal – sighs Hunter are you really that stupid? Hunter – doesn't say anything Cal- We're going to spell her into never writing Twilight Hunter- Cal, that's changing the past Cal- You have any better ideas? Hunter- Well no, but I'm sure there is a way we can handle this like civilized adults. Cal- Okay, but we still need a way to get into the house without seeming weird Two girl scouts skipping towards Stephenie Meyer's house Cal- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hunter- Yes, I wonder if they have oatmeal raisin cookies. I just love them Cal- No you idiot. Hey little girl scout people can you guys come here Hunter – What are you doing? Cal- You'll see Two little girl scouts walk over Girl Scout one – Would you like to buy some cookies? Cal – Sure throws ball of witch fire at the two of them and runs away with their cookies and their little girl scout hats Hunter- What the hell? Cal! Runs over to Cal who is at Stephenie Meyer's front doorCal – Put this on hands Hunter a girl scout hat
Hunter- puts it on Oh wow Cal we'll really pass as girl scouts
Cal- You never know rings door bell
Stephenie Meyer – answers the door, looks as Hunter and Cal oddly There is no way you guys are really girl scouts
Hunter – witch messages Cal now what? I knew this wasn't going to work. We should have has pretty disguises
Cal – witch messages back There's no way I would be caught dead in a girl scout uniform you know how big that would make my hips look?
Stephenie Meyer – Well are you guys going to sell me cookies are just stand there?
Cal and Hunter look at each other, they push Stephenie Meyer into the house and lock the door behind them
Stephenie Meyer – I knew you guys weren't girl scouts! Now what are you doing?
Cal- Why did you ever write Twilight?
Stephenie Meyer- Oh my gosh is this what this is about? You guys don't happen to be from BOOOTFG? Do you?
Hunter- Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
Stephenie Meyer- You know how much hate mail I get from you guys? This is the first time any of you ever came to my house. And wouldn't fangirl be one word?
Cal- Who cares people have different ways of writing it. Amazing we're happy to be the first. Now why did you write these books?
Stephenie Meyer- I don't know, I just had this dream one night and I didn't want to forget so I wrote it down. I would have never thought it would turn out anything like it has.
Cal – Do you know how much my mother is obsessed with these books? And my girlfriend
Hunter- You have a girlfriend, you better not be talking about Morgan
Cal- So what if I am
Hunter- So what if you are? She's my girlfriend! Maybe she would be yours if you weren't just after her power and tired to burn her alive!
Cal – How many times do I have to say my mom made me do it
Hunter- Yeah right
Hunter and Cal begin to fight Stephenie Meyer just watches being utterly confused
Stephenie Meyer – Um what is going on here? Who is Morgan?
Hunter – stops fighting Cal She's my girlfriend and this guy over here points to Cal was only after her power
Stephenie Meyer – Her power?
Cal- She's a witch and a very powerful one at that
Hunter- Yeah so he went out with her just because of that
Cal- My mom made me do it!
Stephenie Meyer – looks really interested Hey, can you guys tell me more about this. Here why don't we go into the living room
Stephenie Meyer, Hunter, and Cal sit in Stephenie Meyer's living room eating girl scout cookies as Hunter and Cal pretty much say the whole story line of Sweep
Stephenie Meyer – Call me crazy but I really think this story you guys just told me could be a book
Hunter and Cal – Really
Stephenie Meyer – Yeah, I think I'm going to call one of my author friends and tell her the idea
Hunter- Awesome I always wanted someone to write a book about me
Stephenie Meyer – Well you might just have that happen
After hours of being at Stephenie Meyer house Hunter and Cal head back home
Morgan's house where Hunter now is
Morgan- Oh my gosh Hunter where were you? I was worried sick!
Hunter- You'll never believe me but Cal and I went over to Stephenie Meyer's house
Morgan- Why?
Hunter- Well you see we wanted to put a spell on her so she would never write Twilight but then I go 'Cal wouldn't that be changing the past?' and he goes 'Yeah.' So then we saw these girl scouts and we stole their cookies and hats and knocked on the door. Stephenie Meyer was all like 'Who are you?' and we push her into the house and
Morgan – Hunter can you get to the end
Hunter- Okay so the long of the short of it that Cal and I got to talking about our past with Stephenie Meyer and she thought it was interesting and you know what?
Morgan – What?
Hunter- She says she wants to write a book about it! Us me and you! Well she said would call one of her author friends
Morgan- Oh my gosh are you serious
Hunter- Yes
Hunter and Morgan jump around happily
Morgan- We're going to be famous!
One year later the series of books Sweep comes out and they become a huge success
Forks, Washington
Bella's bedroom where Bella is reading the Sweep books
Edward – Bella are you ever going to stop reading those books?
Bella – is too into the book and doesn't say anything
Edward – Come on you've been reading those books for three days now don't you want to go off and do something fun? I'll even let you hang out with that smelly dog you like so much
Jacob comes in
Jacob – Oh gosh she's still reading
Edward – Yeah, she won't stop
Bella – sets the book down Yay I'm done with the 6th one. I can't believe Cal died wipes away tear
Edward- So sad, now can we do something. I'm sure Alice would love to go shopping with you
Bella- Why would she want to go shopping with me? Don't you know she's reading them too?
Alice walks in and she and Bella talk excitedly about the books
Edward- You have to be kidding me looks over at Jacob I can't believe I'm saying this but do you want to go do something
Jacob – Whatever he and Edward leave the room
Outside where Jacob and Edward are
Edward – I want to meet those people who inspired Sweep and just kill them
Jacob –Me too
Edward- Then what are we waiting for? Let's go they set off for Widow's Vale
Okay so you all know this wasn't meant to offend anyone, and if anyone was by any chance, I'm sorry. This was just a random idea that I had and decided to write it because I got bored. And we all know I don't own Sweep or Twilight this was just for fun. So please read and review.
