A/N: Chapter two of my newest and most experimental story. Ziva and Kate are interested, but afraid. Maybe all they need is some help from NCIS's best meddlers.
"Hey Abbs! You wanted to see m...whoa!" Tony gasped as the Goth grabbed him by the arm and yanked him into her lab, closing and locking the door behind him. She narrowed her eyes at him and he wondered for a moment if he were in trouble. "Uh...Abby? What's going on?"
"I am planning a secret operation." Replied Abby, still watching him suspiciously. "And I want to know if you're in."
He stared at her in shock, wondering if she'd finally gone crazy from being cooped up in the underground lab with constant metal music. "That...depends on what you're planning to do." He answered slowly.
"I'm playing matchmaker." She told him decidedly.
Tony perked up instantly. "Oh, well in that case, of course I'm in! Who're we throwing together?"
Abby grinned happily, spinning in an excited circle and dropping into her computer chair. "I call it Operation Kiva!" she announced, throwing her hands up in the air. "I just think they'd be SO cute together."
"Wait, wait, wait. Kate and Ziva?" demanded Tony incredulously. "You are aware that Kate is very, very, VERY straight, aren't you? She went to Catholic school for God's sake! She goes to church every Sunday, she never does anything wrong, and she says her prayers every night!"
Abby smiled wickedly. "If you still think that, then I guess YOU'RE not aware of who Paula Cassidy broke up with you for." She retorted sweetly.
Tony's jaw dropped. "No way!" he gasped. "Kate? Our good little Katie is actually a God-forsaken homosexual?"
"Aw, Tony, you're so cute!" giggled Abby. "Come on, you know all the cool girls are lesbians! Anyway, I want to get her and Ziva together, will you help me?"
Tony considered for a moment, struggling a little to readjust his idea of the feisty brunette agent he worked with, then nodded with a grin. "I'm in." he decided wickedly.
A/N: Sorry it was so short, I'll try to update on the rest of Abby's genius plan soon. No doubt it'll be an interesting one.
