Dante stomped upstairs after inhaling the pizzas Nero bought him to take a shower. It was then Nero had a great idea. He tip toed upstairs and opened the door to the bathroom open. He was immediately slammed in the face with steam. He swatted his hand in front of his face. "Gees." he whispered.
Nero got down and crawled into the bathroom, careful to not make any noise. He had a hard time not laughing when he realized Dante was singing the My Little Pony song. Once he was a hold of himself he grabbed Dante's pants and replaced them with-
The water had turned off! Nero stopped dead in his tracks, heart racing. The curtain started to open and he dashed out of the bathroom, locked the door to Dante's room, and sprinted back down stairs. He then saw that Lady and Trish had showed up. He started laughing and they all looked at him. "Guys!" He had to force out from laughing so hard.
"'What?" Lady asked, amused.
"I…I replaced Dante's pants with-"
"NERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!" Dante screamed from the bathroom. All Nero did was laugh even harder. Dante could be heard stomping around upstairs. He pounded the door to his room trying to open.
"Nero what did you do this time?" Lady asked with a big smile on her face.
Nero returned the smile. "I replaced Dante's pants while he was taking a shower."
"With what?'
"Pfffft! Green tights."
Lady and Trish both started laughing and Nero and Kyrie joined in. Dante stomped down the steps in the tights, the only leg wear he now had. That made everyone laugh even harder. "Shut up!" he growled. "What is this?" he yelled.
Nero had to wipe a tear from his eye before answering. "Those are tights."
"Asshole!" Dante roared.
"Well you were wearing a red coat, so I thought you wanted to look Christmas-y, sooo I got you something green to wear.
"I look like freaking Robin Hood!"
That made everyone (except Dante) laugh. "Damn it!" Dante grumbled and grabbed Rebellion.
"Whoa whoa wait a sec!" Nero backed up. "What are you gonna do?"
"I'm gonna solve this the same way I solved Vergil locking me out of DMC." he stormed upstairs and used Rebellion to break down the door to his room. He then went into his closet to change into pants only to find that all his pants were gonna and all he had were green tights. "NEEERRRRROOOOOO!"
He ran back down stairs and swung at Nero. He caught the sword with his Devil Bringer. "What? I didn't do anything else!"
"Then who stole all my pants?"
Kyrie started laughing hysterically. Everyone looked at her in surprise. Nero had never been more proud to be her boyfriend.
The End.
