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When we make it to Banners class, he just gives us a head nod, and goes back to doing whatever in the fuck teachers do. We walk past and head to the back of the class to drop our shit off, and sit down in the extra chairs against the wall. This is going to be cake. It's even better cause I have Edward in here to keep me company and fuck with the freshman.

"Have your boobs gotten bigger since the last time I saw you?" Edward questions while trying to look down the front of my tank top. I swat his hand away and look at him incredulously.

"What?! It's a legit question. Your boobs look good! It's a compliment" He's trying to defend himself, but he forgets that I know him better than anyone else, which means I know his faces and right now, he's trying not to smirk.

"Seriously, first my ass and now my tits? Fuck you need to get laid." I adjusted my top, and lifted one leg over the other while turning away from him.

"Yea I know! I wonder if any of these freshman would go for me." He moved his head from side to side looking at all the different girls in the room before turning back to me. "Gert...have you noticed all these girls are like...kids?" He was dead serious, and the thought almost scared him. It was etched all across his face that he was terrified that we were in school with "kids."

"Yo..Freshie, how old are you?" He loudly whispered to the boy sitting closest to us. Poor kid looked terrified.

"Uhm..uh, fourteen.." He rambled clearly being nervous. "You're...uh...Edward Cullen...right?"

Edward fucking smirked. "Damn right I am. How you know about me?"

"I uh...well...uhm..my brother's a senior with you guys." He glanced down at his desk before back up at Edward. "Told me to stay outta your way."

"The fuck? Who's your brother?" His brows furrowed as he tried to place if he knew this kid or not.

"Jake...Jake Black..my name is Seth." He said quietly.

"Well no shit!" He said a little bit louder than he should have. Banner looked up at him and gave him that look that basically says "shut the fuck up before I kick you out"

"Fuck I feel old." I mumbled in the corner realizing that we were conversing with our friends little brother. The little brother who we have seen pictures of around the house, the one who was always playing his little pokemon shit anytime we went over. And now, here he is...in our school, in this class...with us.

"Shut the hell up B...So Seth right? When's the party?" Way to be blunt Edward!

"I uhm...uh...yea..I have no idea." Poor kid was terrified!

"Seth, its cool...Jake probably told you not to tell anyone..we can ask him directly right Linus?" Oh yea, I was going there. What people fail to know, is that Edward still has his baby blanket. It may or may not still be in his bed.

"Don't even go there Gertrude. You fuckin hag!" HA! Pissed him off. I smiled internally.

"Mr. Cullen, Ms. Swan!" Mr. Banner yelled from the front of the room. "You were brought into this class to set an example for these students and to help me. Not to continue the same banter that you have for the last few years I have known you. So if this is how it will continue? Get out. Just go. Come back tomorrow and we will see what we can do for you. The two of you can report to the library until your next class, and trust me..I will find out if you were there." The freshman class erupted into laughter "Enough guys! Let's get back to work."

We were really getting kicked out of our first class on the first day? That's gotta be some kind of school record or some shit! We quickly picked up our stuff and headed out the door; this was ridiculous. Not like it was the first time Banner kicked us out of class but still! We were the T.A.'s damnit! Not an actual student. What a Douche.

"So do we really head to the library or do you wanna ditch?" He looked down at me.

"As much as I would love to ditch with you my best friend, I don't want detention the first week of school. Let's save that for next week." A mischievous smile spread across my face as I linked my arm through his and we made our way to the library.

With how our school was set up, we had to walk by almost every single classroom before ever making it to the library. We saw Emmett in his class looking bored as fuck so we decided to stop and make stupid faces at him through the window. Yea, we got caught and chased off by his teacher causing us to laugh the entire way to the library.

Mrs. Cope worked in multiple areas of the school, and she was such a sweet old woman. I secretly think she is a witch though and uses that time reverse thing from Harry Potter because I swear that woman hears and sees all! Walking into the library there she was, sitting behind the desk.

"Get in trouble already you two?" She smirked at us.

"Us? Never Mrs. C!" Edward played the innocent act oh so well. "We are perfect students who teachers just simply cannot understand or appreciate our awesomeness."

She shook her head at us, "Have a seat you two. You know the rules; no talking, no cell phones, and no goofing around."

This wasn't the first time we had been kicked out of class. In fact, most teachers tried to make sure they didn't get the two of us in the same period because we always got distracted with each other. We're best friends, what do you expect?

Walking to the area we had claimed as ours, we both plopped ourselves down onto the couch, making ourselves comfortable. It just so happened to be out of sight from everyone else that was in the library, Mrs. Cope included.

"What are you doing tonight?" I asked him as I curled into his side to try and get more comfortable.

"Hell if I know...mom wants to do dinner. You should definitely come over to make it more bearable. Seriously, I have no fucking clue what's going on with my parents, but i'm pretty sure that my dad has been making use of the Viagra samples his clinic just got in stock. It's fuckin' gross, and i'm being subjected to things that kids never want to see their parents doing. It's disturbing and I'm pretty sure I need therapy because of it." He had this terrified expression on his face, and I would have laughed at him if it weren't for serious expression behind the terror.

"Please Gertie! You need to be there to help me. You could possibly be the reason behind me not needing extensive therapy. PLEASE!" He begged, so I rolled my eyes, and nodded. It can't be as bad as he's making it out to be.

"Fine, i'll go, but i'm staying the night, and we're having a movie marathon, all my choice!" I stated.

"Whatever you want!" he agreed enthusiastically. "I'll even have those freaky little fruit things you like, ready."

My mouth dropped open. "Dude! Kumquats are the shit, you'd like them if you actually tried them!" I said back to him.

"I don't trust it! Oranges were not meant to be eaten with the rhine on it. It's freaky and weird!"

I rolled my eyes and sat back in my chair, pulling my legs up and resting my knees on the edge of the table

"This shit is boring." I rolled my head back and closing my eyes.

"Yea well you shouldn't have been fucking around to get us kicked out of Banner's class...that class is cake, and you blew it!"

"Babe, it was for one class...you do realize we go back in there tomorrow right? This isn't a permanent thing." He laughed at me.

We sat there quietly, in a manner that most people would consider to be more than friendship. But this is just how it was with us. We cuddled, we protected, we confided, and most importantly we loved unconditionally.

"Lets makeout!"

Well that came out of left field.

I lifted my head off of his shoulder and looked up at him.

"What in the fuck are you talkin' about?" I ask, cause seriously, what the fuck?!

"I'm bored. You're bored. Making out isn't boring. Problem solved" He shrugged like it was the most natural thing in the world. Like he just didn't ask his best friend to make out with him.

I mean, it's not like it'd be the first time that we made out. We were each others first kiss when we were eight. Then at ten, we wanted to see what the big deal was so we squeezed some tongue in there. At that time? Neither of us understood why people enjoyed it. It was wet, and gross, and just awkward.

"Edward I'm not making out with you in the library. Knock it off." I pushed myself off of him, and sat at the other end of the couch we were on.

I mean I wouldn't be opposed to making out with him, It's not like it's sex, but what if someone saw? The rumors that we were secretly dating would be even worse than they are now...And they are bad. Apparently, in a small high school, in a small town, Bella Swan and Edward Cullen were like the Brad and Angie. Everyone wanted to know deets of our private lives. Apparently, we were Forks very own famous couple...and we're not even a couple. Cue my deadpan face.

I was seriously about to cave and just make out with him, cause lets face it...it had been awhile since I had seen any kind of male attention when the bell rang letting us know that this period was over, and it was onto the next period.

"Well Gertrude, its been real...but lets get the hell outta here and get this day done with. Plus one of us needs to find Jake, and find out where the party is this weekend. By the way, why the fuck did we start school on a fucking Friday?" He asked me as we were walking directly past Mrs. Cope.

"Language you two!" She called after us as we walked out, causing us to chuckle. Like we would ever stop our language. It's who we were!

Walking out of the library, we went on our separate ways since we had no classes together for the rest of the day. Not too sure I liked that I only got to spend the start of my day with my best friend.


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